Bella: . . .
Elena: . . .
Jacob: so…
Bella: hmm?
Jacob: So… What's up?
Bella & Elena: Nothing much *looks at each other*
Jacob: Isn't this awkward?
Elena: *smiles* So, I heard that you're boyfriend is also a vampire?
Jacob: You know about vampires!
Bella: *ignores Jacob* actually he's my husband now. you said also… do you…?
Elena: *nods* yes, actually I'm dating one… a self-serving-psychopath with no redeeming qualities.
Jacob: Ugh… what do girls find attractive to vampires? They are so gay.
Elena: Well, girls like… boys who have less hair… you know what I mean.
Bella: *chuckles*
Jacob: Hey! Hair is manlier than sparkles!
Bella: *glares at Jacob*
Elena: sparkles?
Jacob: doesn't your vampire sparkle, because Bella's, sure does.
Bella: It's beautiful.
Elena: Sorry, but I'm good with mine. You know, less hair, and less sparkle?
Jacob: your vampire doesn't sparkle? Wow.
Bella: shut up Jacob.
Elena: He doesn't sparkle?
Jacob: I want to meet him.
Bella: Do we know him?
Elena: Uhm… I think so…
Jacob: wow, a vamp that doesn't sparkle…
Elena: Well, the only problem about him is that he is a self-serving-psychopath with no redeeming qualities.
Bella: Mine's overprotective, but I think it's cute.
Elena: Blehh! No way! I dated his brother, my vamp boyfriend. And gosh! He is so overprotective, won't even let me touch a fly!
Bella: well… It's kind off annoying sometimes…
Jacob: wow. Vampire minus sparkle equals awesome!
Elena & Bella: *looks at him*
Elena: he must be in love.
Bella: *rolls eyes* he's always like that. Want to leave him here?
Elena: Yeah… sure.
Elena & Bella: *stands up and leaves*
Jacob: *realizes* hey, where are they? What the hell?