Hey guys! I'm here to upload the next chapter on Misery Buisness, Hope you enjoy :)
Bee! Beep! Beep!
Sigh. My fist day of school. I'm sooo excited that not even Edward could ruin my mood. I had the feeling that this was going to be a great day. I just hope I don't have to stand Him. In the short time that I have been in this house, I have come to the conclusion that lovely Esme and Carlisle Cullen's son is a total manwhore bastard.
I hopped out of bed humming silently to myself.I got my clothes and headed to the bathroom.
I sooo did not expect what I found in the bathroom when I opened the door...
There was a tall blond with an oversized button up shirt that reached a little abover her knee.
Edward was such a pig. He certainly knew how to pick em'. Fucking bimbos!
I was about to turn away when she spoke.
"Who are you?" she sneered.
"She's no one important babe, don't even mind her" said a voice behind me. Edward was leaning on his doorframe accross from the bathroom.
"Pig" I said as I Sneezed hehe...
"What!" he said oviously pissed.
"nothing" I said as I smiled angelicaly at him.
I started leaving and just as I passsed him I coughed and said "manwhore".
He glared at me but I just shrugged my sholders at him.
I went to the other bathroom to take a shower. I let the cool water relax me for my first day of class. I wanted to be on the best mood.I changed and went downstairs for breakfast. The blond girl was there but she wasn't eating anything.
"Aren't you going to eat?" I asked.
"No" she said.
"Are you Anorexic or something?"
"Ugh! of course not! I'm from Texas!" hahahaha a Dog's IQ is higher that this bitch's and that's saying something considering they're the same species...hehe.
"Oh! I beg your pardon,then." I said sarcastically.
"Sure" she said.
"You aren't the brightest bulb in the pack are you?" I said.
"What? no, I don't need any bulbs right now."
"Of course not sweetheart, what you need is more braincells."
"Are you trying to insult me?" she asked.
"Of course not" I said. Sarcasm thick in my voice.
"Ok!" she said as she went to the back door.
"Where's Lauren?" Edward asked.
"Do you mean, barbie Paris Hilton? Oh she left throught the backdoor." I said."Seriousely Cullen, is she all you can get? The girl is lucky she can remember her name." I said.
"Look Swan, why don't you do us all a favor and Shut the Fuck Up!" he said.
"Looks like someone is in his period" I muttered under my breath.
"What did you just say?" he asked annoyed.
"nothing" I smilled up at him, and as I passed him, I stepped on this foot with my heal.
"Ow! You fucking whore!" he cussed.
I quickly ran to my car, and started to drive off to school. I owned the most beautiful Mercedes. I was in love with my car. I know...I'm such a guy. When I came into the parking lot, I parked my car with other expensive looking cars. Just as I stepped out of my car, someone tapped my shoulder and I turned around.
"Hi, umm you must be Isabella Swan, I'm Tanya and I'm going to be your tour guide of the school today." When she finished, she extended her hand for me to shake. I could tell I was going to like this girl...
Hope you guys enjoy it, I think it's good although, I think I can do better. Anyways I have recived a lot mail saying that this story has been added to story alter of favorite story, or that I have been added to author alert and stuff. I really appreciate it, but It would be great if you guys would please leve reviews! I want to know if you like it or not.
Anyways thanks a lot and I hope you enjoy this, and let me warn you: If there are a lot of erros, In my defense it's 2:12 in the morning, so don't be harsh on me please.
*hides behind Edward*
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~*Alex*~