Disclaimer: yatta yatta yatta, threat threat threat, so on and so forth, dilly dally shilly shally, ect. ect. ect., blah blah blah, snore snore snore, oompa lumpa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnd done.
Katie: and before the FBI outside the door gets us arrested for holding a police officer hostage…We do not own any of the anime/movie/manga/video games/ or anything else listed here.
Police officer: *mumble mumble mumble*
Casey: *evil smirk* what was that I can't hear you through the gaze.
Kathryn: lucky for you, I had another creative spurt so.....
HERE GOES ME!
A sudden sucking noise occurred and the groups turn to see the fat kid getting sucked up into the chocolate pipe.
"How much do you want to bet he'll get stuck halfway up?" Riku asks.
"Fifty bucks?" Katie answers kind of unsure.
All around us, oompa lumpas come out and start dancing. Somebody screams. We all turn to see it was Katie
"That is the utmost coolest thing I have ever seen," Katie screams in hysterics.
"Fascinating…" L says, "I wonder what kind of genetic make up they have....."
"Remember what happened the last time you tried to do genetic experiments?" Kathryn asks him.
---Painful flash back---
"How much longer is this going to take?" Kathryn asks riddled with wires.
L sticks in another wire and says to her, "not much longer.... and how exactly do these ears and tail affect your daily life?"
"I've had enough of this," Kathryn thinks to herself, "I'm getting out of here."
As L leans over holding a plate of cake, Kathryn uses her free foot to kick it upwards and send it flying into her mouth/
"Why my cake?" L says his voice breaking slightly, "WHY!?!?!?"
---End flashback---
L shudders at the end of that flashback.
"Yes, I remember," He says.
"Quiet," Casey whispers, "I think the oompa lumpas are about to do something." The oompa lumpas burst into an amazingly harmonious song.
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop.
Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, fowl and infantile.
"Come on!" we cried "the time is ripe, to send him shooting up a pipe!
"But don't dear children be alarmed,"
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.
The peeps start jamming out while L and Riku look away embarrassedly. Mello, on the other hand, is diving head first into the chocolate river. Willy Wonka joins the peeps in our dancing.
Although of course, we must admit,
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly wheels go round and round,
And cogs begin to grind and pound.
This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
Is loved by people every where,
For who could hate or bear a grudge,
Against a luscious bit of fudge?
The peeps end the song with a rousing cry of "DON'T EAT THE FUDGE WITH GREEN SPRINKLES!" and continue dancing.
"Man," Mello says, "these guys are weirdoes."
"Yes," L and Riku say, "but they're our weirdoes."
"Well," Willy Wonka says, "let's get going! There's far too much too see. This'll be the fastest way." As he points to something coming through a tunnel.
The group turns to see a pink seahorse candy boat come gliding down the river, rowed by oompa lumpas. Every one climbs in and seats like so. Axel and Roxas and Sora to one side, L and Kathryn and Mello to another, then Katie, Casey and Riku. Then the rest of the people.
"I could get used to this!" Casey says kicking back.
Riku yawns and starts polishing his Keyblade which earns him frightened looks from the other passengers.
"I'm starving," Katie whines, "I want something to eat."
"How come you didn't eat any candy?" Kathryn half asks half yells.
"I'm more in the mood for a sandwich or something," Katie replies, "don't we get to see the snack bar in this place?"
Mello is desperately sucking chocolate through his straw as we sail along.
"Skrew this!" he says as he chucks the straw away and dunks his head in. L sighs as Kathryn yanks Mello's head back into the boat.
They rapidly fly through the rapids screaming and whooping with delight as the chocolate foam sprays their faces. After coming to a halt in front of a glowing metal door, the gang climbs out.
Willy Wonka starts to say something but stops when he notices something, "why is there a big hunk missing from my boat?" Everybody in the peeps group turns to stare at L who is wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
L looks over and quickly replies as he turns back, "rest assured, I will catch the culprit!"