Episode 2: Coruscant Chaos

Narrator: Previously on Team Chronicle: Darth Darklord's group invited their friends for a vacation to Darklord's home galaxy in Universe 7. However, they have now found themselves in the middle of a firefight…in space! Can the group get out of this alive?

OP: Dragon Ball Heroes: Galaxy Mission by Takayoshi Tanimoto

The ship weaves through the battle. It accidently scrapes a blue, vulture-like ship, which starts spinning & crashes into a cruiser.

Scarlet Fist: Eep! Well, that's going out of our savings.

Alkaline: Darklord, you live here; you recognize any of these ships?

Darth Darklord: No, that's the thing; I don't remember any of these ships. I mean, I know the planet's called Coruscant; it's the capital of the Galactic Republic, so this is definitely my home galaxy. But who owns all these ships?

Emo: Never mind that! We need to find a ship to land in! Any ideas?

Alkaline: Hey! (Points to a light blue-gray vessel with yellow stripes.) How about that one? It looks like its open.

Scarlet Fist: Alright, hang on!

Scarlet steers the ship into the bigger vessel's hanger & lands. Everyone gets out & sees two crashes ships; there aren't any bodies in the cockpits.

Stoplight Eye: Looks like we're not the only visitors.

Darth Darklord: Come on, we need to find someone & ask them what's going on.

The group heads into the ship.

After a while, the group enters a room with a clear view of the outside battle. In the room, they see two men with lightsabers dueling. Another man lies unconscious under debris, & yet another man is chained to a chair in the middle of the room.

Zombie Skater: Aw yeah, lightsaber battle!

Darth Darklord: Well, glad to see that some things are still the same.

Captain Parkour: A man is hurt, & another in chains! Team Go-Go can not stand by & watch this injustice! Scarlet Fist, a Senzu Bean!

Scarlet Fist pulls out a bag & fishes a Senzu bean out. He gives the bean to the captain. Parkour then races to the unconscious man & slips the bean into his mouth. The man then opens his eyes.

Man: It appears I've missed something.

Captain Parkour: Fear not, civilian! Team Go-Go & their allies are here to save the day!

Man: "Team Go-Go?" Huh, I must have taken a harder hit to the head harder than expected.

Meanwhile, the fight between the two men comes to an end when the younger man with the blue lightsaber cuts off the older, gray-haired man's hands! The younger man than catches the older man's lightsaber & holds both weapons to the older man's throat.

Chained Man: Excellent work, Skywalker! Now, kill him.

Darth Darklord: (No! Not on my watch!) Skater, stop him!

Zombie Skater hops on his board & races over to the scene. Skywalker looks over.

Skywalker: What the –?

Zombie Skater slams into the Jedi, sending him falling to the ground.

Zombie Skater: Sorry dude, but the underworld doesn't need any more people today! (He then gets a good look at the Jedi & stops.) Wait a sec…Whoa, you're Anakin Skywalker! Awesome!

Anakin gets up & stares at the undead skater.

Anakin: Okay, I don't know what you are, & I don't care. If you're protecting Dooku, then it's my duty to stop you!

Zombie Skater: Good luck with that pal! I'm already dead!

The others then join Zombie Skater.

Darth Darklord: Skater, Team Go-Go, get the Sith & old man out of here! The rest of us will cover you!

Captain Parkour: Agreed! Alkaline, grab the chair!

Alkaline gets behind the chair & pulls it off the ground, while CP picks up the Sith Lord. The first group then races to the nearest door.

Anakin: Get back here!

Anakin starts to race after them, but is blocked by Darth Darklord, whom has ignited his own lightsaber.

Darth Darklord: You want him, you go through me!

Anakin: Another Sith Lord? Fine, I'll take you down too!

Just then, the trapped man, having freed himself, tries to get to Anakin's side, but is blocked by the rest of the second group.

Moltar: Sorry, but we're sticking by our friend!

Jedi: Well, at least you're polite enough.

BATTLE: Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Darklord's group, Sir Sayian, & Stoplight Eye

BEGIN!

Anakin & Darklord cross blades, while the other fight the other Jedi.

Sir Sayian: Ah, so you are one of the Jedi Knights Sir Darklord has spun tales about. It is an honor to cross blades with one of your order!

Obi-Wan: Excitable one, aren't you?

Obi-Wan puts a hand out, & the group find themselves flying backward. Scarlet Fist turns & plants his feet onto a wall, then jumps off back to the ground.

Scarlet Fist: Nice move, but it won't help! (Ignites a Ki blade.) We've got a few surprises to!

Scarlet rushes Obi-Wan & the two clash their blades.

Meanwhile, Anakin & Darklord continue to duel.

Anakin: You're not going to win!

Darth Darklord: Maybe not, if I only use my lightsaber. But I have a few other moves! (Leaps away from Anakin & charges a Ki attack.) Dark Side Sword Swing!

The blast heads towards Anakin, who puts up his lightsaber. He cuts through the attack, but Darklord teleports behind Skywalker & kicks him in the back, sending the Jedi into the wall.

Anakin (thinking): What?! How did he –?

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan & Scarlet Fist are still going at it, until Obi-Wan jumps above Scarlet & lands behind him.

Moltar: I've got your back, buddy!

Moltar slams into Obi-Wan before being thrown back by a Force Push.

Scarlet Fist: Right, Sayian, Stoplight, tag in!

Sir Sayian: As you wish, Sir Scarlet! (Transforms into Golden Knight.) Have at thee!

Sir Sayian rushes Obi-Wan. The Jedi turns to face him, only to see Stoplight Eye staring at him, his eye red.

Stoplight Eye: Red Light. (Obi-Wan freezes in place.) Fire Blink!

Stoplight Eye blinks, shooting a fireball that hits the Jedi, sending him into the wall.

Sir Sayian: What gives, Sir Stoplight? I had the knight!

Stoplight Eye: Sorry, but I really wanted to try out my new moves. He's all yours.

Sir Sayian: At last! Prepare yourself! (Just then, numerous droids run into the room & surround the room. Obi-Wan slowly deactivates his lightsaber & surrenders.)Curses.

Meanwhile, Anakin & Darklord are still fighting.

Darth Darklord: You just don't know when to quit, do you?

Anakin: I'm the Chosen One; it's my destiny to defeat you!

Darth Darklord (thinking): The Chosen One?! But that's –

Scarlet then appears behind Anakin.

Scarlet Fist: Nerve Style: Paralysis Pinch! (Scarlet pinches Anakin in the back of the neck, causing the Jedi to stiffen up & fall to the ground.) Don't mess with a Color Fighter! HAHA!

Random Droid: Wait…are you with us?

Darth Darklord: I'm a Sith acolyte in the Sith Empire; I wish to speak with your general.

Random Droid: Sith Empire; what's that? You're on a Separatist ship.

Darth Darklord: (Separatist? Well, I'll just act like I know what I'm doing…) Even so, you speak to a Sith Lord. I will only speak to the highest power on this ship.

Random Droid: That would be General Grievous. Well…you did take down the Jedi…alright, follow me.

The droids lead the group, & the two Jedi prisoners, to the bridge. There, they see the rest of the group, along with the two men, & a white, skeleton-like cyborg with yellow eyes.

Random Droid: General! We've captured the Jedi, & there's another Sith Lord who wants to speak with you!

Captain Parkour: My friends, I believe we've made a mistake. It is my belief that these beings are evil!

General Grievous: Silence fool! (Walks up to Darklord, coughing & wheezing. He takes Anakin's & Obi-Wan's lightsabers.) So, did you defeated Skywalker?

Darth Darklord: Actually, Scarlet Fist here made the finishing blow. He's not dead, but he won't be able to move for at least a half-hour. But never mind that; I am Darth Darklord, acolyte of the Sith Empire. Who are you? A third-party?

Count Dooku: Sith…Empire? (Weakly props himself up on a consol.) Which empire?

Darth Darklord: What do you mean, which empire? The one founded by Darth Revan & Darth Malak? The one that conquered Coruscant? That one! I was suck into a wormhole & was stranded for 4 years, but I've returned! What's the latest news?

Count Dooku: …There is no Sith Empire; not anymore. It collapsed almost 4,000 years ago.

Darth Darklord: W-What?! (Falls to his knees.) That…that can't be! I was only there 4 years!

Scarlet Fist: Well, we did come from another universe. Time must move differently. I'm sorry Darklord.

Darth Darklord (thinking): Our Empire…our plans to bring order…it…failed? My master…Revan…Malak…they're all gone. I'm all that's left.

Darklord starts to cry. Suddenly, Anakin springs to his feet & uses the Force to recover both lightsabers & dispatches the droids guarding them.

General Grievous: You said we wouldn't move for a half-hour!

Scarlet Fist: I've never tried it on a Jedi before! It must not be as effective!

General Grievous: Grr…

Just then, the bridge rumbles, & the ship starts to tip down.

Droid Pilot: General Grievous, we're going down!

General Grievous: I don't have time for this! Ready my escape pod! MagnaGuards! Kill the Jedi!

Droids armed with electro-staffs advance, but then Alkaline suddenly smashes one to the ground!

Captain Parkour: My apologies, my friends, but Team Go-Go must always stand for Justice! We must side with the Jedi!

Zombie Skater: Okay, I'm lost dude, are we the good guys or the bad guys?

Darklord stands back up & turns to face the Jedi.

Darth Darklord: I know what I have to do. The empire I served is gone…but I can still protect what's left! I won't let you kill the old man!

Captain Parkour: While I know this…Dooku is allied with the forces of evil, Justice is not the same as murder! I shall fight alongside Darklord to defend the man to make sure he answers for his crimes!

Anakin: …I'll deal with that later. Right now…I have other things to do.

Zombie Skater: Fighting alongside Anakin Skywalker? I'm in!

Zombie Skater zips past a MagnaGuard, stealing its electro-staff in the process. The zombie then turns around & gabs the staff into the droid's chest, destroying it.

While Anakin & Obi-Wan team up on the last MagnaGuard, Team Go-Go, Zombie Skater, Sir Sayian, & Stoplight Eye take down the other droids. After a brief fight, the bridge is cleared. However, the ship is now entering Coruscant's atmosphere.

Zombie Skater: Oh crap! We're gonna crash & burn all at once!

Emo: There's no way I'm dying on my vacation!

Anakin rushes to the controls.

Scarlet Fist: Wait, what's he doing!? We're CRASH LANDING!

Obi-Wan: Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship.

Emo: NOT HELPING!

The ship plummets down onto the planet. A city appears in the window.

Zombie Skater: Uh, dude? That's a city.

Anakin: Oh really? Thanks for the observation.

Captain Parkour: Are you MAD?! You can't land this here! People will die!

Anakin: Don't worry, as long as we don't lose anything – (A piece of the hull flies across the window.) – Okay, never mind. Strap yourselves in.

Darth Darklord: Do you even know how to pilot this thing?!

Anakin: Under the circumstances, I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant.

Darklord's Group: AAAAAHHHHH!

Darklord's group hit the deck as Anakin aims the ship at a runway. The ship crashes, taking out several (fortunately empty) buildings, but ultimately not causing too much damage. Darklord's group slowly raises their heads to survey the damage.

Obi-Wan: Another happy landing.

Sir Sayian: WE LIVE! HAHA!

Moltar: We are in SO much trouble!

The group exists the ship, the Jedi & the now freed old man in front, while Darklord's group supports the Sith Lord.

Zombie Skater: Sorry about your hands, dude.

Count Dooku: It won't matter; I'm probably going to be killed anyway.

Darth Darklord: Not if I can help it. With our order destroyed, we Sith need to stick together.

Alkaline: Hey guys! (Pulls out the group's ship from the rubble.) Our ship survived!

Scarlet Fist: Well, looks like everything's going our way!

Zombie Skater: GUYS!

Sir Sayian: What troubles you, Sir Skater?

Zombie Skater: LOOK!

Zombie Skater points in front of the group, where several Jedi & numerous soldiers in white armor have surrounded the group.

Stoplight Eye: Uh oh.

Darth Darklord: Wait! (Takes out his lightsaber & throws it towards the Jedi.) I surrender.

Darklord's Group: WHAT?!

Moltar: Darklord, what are you doing?!

Darth Darklord: I hereby surrender myself to the Republic, on two conditions. One: Count Dooku is spared & given replacement cybernetic hands. Two: The rest of my allies will not be jailed.

Anakin: And why should we do that?

Darth Darklord: Because if you spare Dooku, you'll have a way to force the Separatist to surrender.

Obi-Wan: …Very well. We agree to your terms.

Zombie Skater: Whoa, hold up! You can't arrest Darklord!

Darth Darklord: Guys, it's okay. I'll be fine. I need to stick by this guy; it's the only way to save the Sith Order. Just leave me here; I'll be okay.

Quickly, Darklord & Dooku are cuffed & taken away, while the others watch in shock.

Moltar: What just happened?

Captain Parkour: It appears that Darklord has gone rouge!

Scarlet Fist: I wouldn't go that far. He just wants to make sure that the Sith don't die out.

Zombie Skater: Well, what do we do?

Sir Sayian: I'll answer that question! We storm the dungeon where they are held, rescue them, escape in our vessel, & never return to this place!

Stoplight Eye: Pretty sure we'd just get put in jail with them if we tried that.

Scarlet Fist: He's right. We can't just bust them out…but maybe we can find another way to free them. Come on guys, we're following those Jedi!