Title: iKnow Your Stars

Hey, I'm back. Carly's so-called interview is done. Now it's time for Sam's.

Note: Everything that I've stated here are utterly unreal. Everything is made up just for fun. This story did not cause any of the characters to go insane, angry or turn them to crazy man-eating lions.

Legend: Italic – disembodied voice

Non-Italic – character

Disclaimer: Why the heck should I own iCarly? Whoever thought of that is nuts.

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Chapter 2: Samanthat "Sam" Puckett

"Know your stars…"

"Know your stars…"

"Know your stars…"

"Samantha Puckett."

"The co-host of Carlito in a web show called iSnarly"

"Uh… the show's iCarly. Carly's the name. Not Carlito. And you can call me Sam, you idiot."

"Samantha Puckett."

"Loves to kill rabbits and eat their stomachs."

"I do not eat some hare's stomach! …. Um… I didn't, well, eat it."

"Samantha Puckett."

"Eats her popcorn by placing it on her nostrils."

"Hey! I have never EVER eaten popcorn and plunged it in my nose! But I'd love to try that."

"Samantha Puckett."

"Most likely to die at the age of 37."

"Alright! Want a piece of me punk? And lay off the 'Samantha' thing!"

"Samantha Puckett."

"Steals candy from a baby."

"I did that when I was 6. I don't do that anymore. Now, I steal tickets for movie premiers, ID cards, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, car keys, my mom's foot massager…"

"Samantha Puckett."

"Licks her hands and feet clean."

"At least you got that right. How many times do I have to tell you? Call me Sam, you nub."

"Samantha Puckett."

"Plays with her saliva whenever she drools... EWWWW!!!!"

"Hey! I do not!" she looks at her feet. "Maybe?"

"Samantha Puckett."

"Drinks water from her toilet bowl."

"Okay. I might be gross, but I'll never drink water from the toilet. Especially if my mom used it a few seconds ago. Where are you?!?!"

"If there's one thing I know, you'll never find me, Samantha! NYAHAHAHAHA!"

"Wanna go old school, you boob? I'll tear you limb from limb! And lay off the 'Samantha' or I'll tape your mouth and make you face the wrath of my fists!"

"Samantha Puckett."

"Her first kiss was with a cow's butt."

"ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! MY FIRST KISS WAS WITH A GUY! NOT WITH SOME DUMB ANIMALS BUTT!"

"Aww... too afraid to admit it…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam destroyed her chair and went towards the restricted area.

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I know, I know. That was one really stupid, not to mention icky. Was I funny? Or just plainly annoying? Please R & R. Wanna know what you think.

Next Chapter: Fredward "Freddie" Benson