AN: The characters and settings of Devil May Cry are (C) Capcom.
Lor Valentine and every other character that hasn't been created by Capcom is (C) to me.
Please guys R/R So I can improve for your reading pleasure.
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"Pizza again" I groan, slumping back on the old couch as Dante lets out a laugh,"Well if you don't want i-" I cut him off by diving at the box,
"GIMME!" Whoever knew that you could fall flat on your face if you missed your target?
I hear another laugh as I groan, getting up and glaring at him. He opens the pizza box and hands me a piece,
"No one can ever resist pizza babe." I sigh and walk back over to the couch, sitting down and crossing my legs. Dante just stares with an amused look on his face, "Babe... you're wearing a skirt and crossing your legs?"
"And...?" My voice was muffled by the sound of eating pizza and he just smirks,
"You were never like this when you first came here..."
"Come on babe; give us a 'see you later' hug!" Dante has his arms stretched out and I just screamed, crawling up into a ball on the raggedy, old couch,
"NO! Ew no! Dante get away!" I let out a shrill scream as he wrapped his arms around me.
"Please stop..." I whimper and he just laughs, pulling away,
"What's wrong with me babe?" I looked at him shocked, as if he didn't know!
"YOU KILLED MY FATHER AND YOU'RE A FRIGGEN SPARDA!" He shrugs his shoulders,
"Oh... right..."
"Yeah. I'm kind of over that. You're just a harmless little puppy." I mock and pet him on the head; He just growls and slaps my hand away, "Well... I really have to appreciate everything that's gone on here. Two months ago, I would have never EVER been out of the house. That's the way father had brought me up." I look down and took another bite of pizza before I felt an arm slump around my shoulders,
"And soon enough babe, you'll be outside everyday." He sounded somewhat hopeful and I couldn't really understand why...
"Lor... welcome to Love Planet!" Dante had this horrible smirk on his face that made me think 'I don't want to go in there' plus... the name 'Love Planet' didn't sound too inviting,
"Uh. Dante. What is this place exactly?" He lets out a dark chuckle and proceeds to adjust his belt buckle. Putting his arm around my shoulder he replies gently,
"You'll see."
As we walked in, the smell of smoke and some kind of bitter substance filled my nostrils, I could tell my the look on Dante's face he was already enjoying the atmosphere,
"Aint it great that a place like this is just down the road from the shop Lor?" I was still confused,
"What IS this place Dante?" He didn't answer me, he just walked me through the dark veil where I saw the most preposterous sight I have ever seen in my life.
Rainbow lights, deathening music, poles everywhere, business men throwing random bills onto the main stage, women dancing on tables with barely any clothing, a woman on the main stage slowly stripping off while dancing around the pole very seductively, a woman with barely any clothing on serving drinks at a bar while perverted men put tips down her cleavage. To be honest, I was scared. I have never been to a place like this before in my life which gives me full permission to be scared,
"D-Dante." I stuttered, but he didn't answer me again, he just dragged me to some free seats near the main stage where the dancer proceeded to wink at Dante and give me a small smile,
"D-Dante I want to go back... this place scares me." This time he just laughed and put his arm around my shoulder again,
"Don't be scared Lor, its just a harmless strip club, you wont get hurt."
Dante ended up having to carry my shaking form home because, I did not know or have never drank alcohol in my life, I did NOT know what a strip tease was, nor a lap dance and I have never seen a naked woman... EVER.
First of all he ordered me a drink to 'calm me down' because all the cooing men were scaring me. The drink was bitter tasting and really bubbly, Dante called it Beer. Next a woman crawled up on our table and started to strip down, as did other women on other tables. My eyes were as wide as saucers and Dante just laughed and placed a nice amount of cash on the table as she proceeded to take all her clothing off. Then the woman crawled atop of him and started dancing...? I don't know what she was doing but when Dante just mumbled 'lap dance' I didn't want to know anymore. Last but not least, SHE CLIMBED ONTOP OF ME! I was screaming so loud my screams were heard above the music, and that's when Dante decided it was time for us to head off.
"So... so many breasts. Too many breasts. Never seen so many breasts in my life." I repeated again and again in a dull voice, my eyes still wide as Dante placed me on my bed,
"Just calm down Lor, we're home now okay?" I just grabbed his arm and pulled him down so his face was mere inches away from mine,
"Let's never speak of or never go to that place again."