Authors note: I am now changing the rating to M because its gets worse from here on out. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Chapter 2: A Visit from Cousin Dwayne
Monogram walked out the door with a little chuckle. As soon as Major Monogram shut the door Carl ran to his computer and typed in…
Facebook. com
Then of course he signed in
Email: O_W_C_ACarlyahoo. Com
Password: doctorcoconut00
Then he updated his status to…..
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
He then pulled up a new word document and started typing party plans.
OWCA Xmas party
Time: Tomorrow 12:00 PM till whenever
Who: Agents and whoever works here
Activities: Make Christmas cookies, exchange presents, eat Christmas cake, play pin the star on the tree, and dance to Christmas music.
To eat/drink: Soda, Punch, Christmas snacks, candy, cake, ETC.
Where- Meeting room
Be there or be square!
Just as he was about to make it a facebook event he got a phone call. He answered
"Hi, this is the receptionist"
"Hi"
"You have a visitor can I send him up"
"Sure! Who so ever could it be?"
"Carl"
"Yes"
"Sometimes I think you're gay"
"HEY"
"Anyways it's your cousin Dwayne"
"COUSIN DWAYNE! DON'T SEND HIM UP!"
"Too late"
"Crap"
Carl quick hangs up the phone and runs for the door. He was Just about to make it to the door but yet again too late. His cousin barged in.
"Hey! Sup lil' cuz' long time no see my nigga!"
"Hi Dwayne" Carl says as he rolls his eyes.
Cousin Dwayne isn't technically Carl's cousin. They are half cousins. Dwayne is an ex-convict who used to live in Harlem but moved here last month and works at the convient store across the street from where Carl lives. He doesn't talk much unless he has to. And most people are scared of him because to people he doesn't know he give them the weird "I'm gonna kill you fool" look. Carl hates Dwayne. Why you ask? Everything Carls done in life Dwayne ruined it. At Carls High School Prom he ran the beverage stand. And of course when Carl wasn't looking Dwayne Spiked the punch and got everybody drunk. Carl got in major trouble and was suspended from school for a week. Now Dwayne lives with their Grandma. Carl was furious when he found out because he loved visiting Grandma but now he is afraid to even go over there because he thinks something bad will happen.
"What do you want Dwayne"
"I just wanted to visit my favorite lil' cuz' at work"
"I'm your only little cousin"
"Oh right"
"Sometimes Dwayne you-"
Dwayne cuts him off
"What are you doing anyway?"
"None of your B.I business"
"Yo so uptight. Maybe that's why you never been laid"
"Yes I have!"
"Sure you have"
"Did too"
"Then tell me about it"
"That's personal"
"Exactly"
"Whatever!"
Dwayne read over his shoulder
"Oww-kah Christmas party. What's Oww-kah?"
"Dwayne sometimes I think you have the IQ of a 6 year old"
"Wait your planning a office Christmas party!"
"Yes Dwayne"
"Sweet I wanna help!"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"NO! NO! NO!"
"What if I just make some changes to yo plans and you can check them over?"
"Fine…"
"Yessss"
Dwayne pushed Carl away in the in the roller chair and as Dwayne started typing this is what you heard.
"Ahhh! *crash* Oww"
"Sorry Lil cuz!"
"Fuck you Dwayne"
Dwayne continued typing.
Carl got up and walked off his crash with the water cooler.
He cleaned up the water and replaced it with new water.
Then he went to check on Dwayne.
"Hey wigger I finished"
"Fine, coming, and I am in no shape or form your "wigger""
Carl started reading Dwaynes plans.
OWCA Xmas Party
Time: 12:00-?
Who: Dwayne, Carl, Janitors, Hot receptionist down stairs, agents.
Activities: Dance to music, get santa to come with his stripper friends, smoke talking weed
To eat/drink: lots of alcohol, talking weed, chocolate fountain
Where: Meeting room
Be there or be a fag!
"NO! NO! NO!"
"Whyyy"
"I'd get fired"
"I'd know you'd say no because your so uptight"
"Nuh-uh"
"Uh-huh"
"Are you crazy? You cant give the agents chocolate, you'll kill them!"
"Oh"
"And Santa doesn't have stripper friends!"
"Obviously a fake santa cuz Santas not real"
"Yes he is!"
"You still believe in santa that's sad"
"I just happen to know Santa"
"Sure you do Carl"
"Whatever"
"Listen Carl, you want to get laid?"
"NO!"
"I always knew you were gay"
"Im not gay!"
"Sure your not"
"Whatever!"
"I think having a party like this will be good for you"
"What do you mean?"
"It will loosen you up a bit"
"Maybe…"
"Say yes, say yes, say yes"
"Fine"
"Yesss"
"But its only to prove to you that im not gay"
"Alright"
"But if we get caught its all your idea"
'Fine"
"This is gonna be off the hizzle"
Carl gave Dwayne his cell phone to start calling people while Carl made it a facebook event.
Carl thought to himself.
Is this a good idea, or am I gonna regret this?