LH: Hiya peeps! I'm back again! …though I'm not even sure if there is anyone reading this story… T_T …Well anyway! Here is battle 2 of FMA vs. Inuyasha vs. Negi Magi vs. Bleach! (though I haven't seen many episodes or read many chapters of Bleach… T_T) But whatever! XD

Hikari: Here it is folks! Battle 2! Kamo (or Chamo) vs. Kirara (or Kilala)! Hosted by…. Noke!!!! (pronounced No-kay) XD *runs around on a sugar high… again… - -U And LH? I think you forgot to put a disclaimer in the first chapter… so here it is! Lunar Hikari does not own any of the animes that appear in this fanfiction, the only things she does own are: myself, Michiyo (Michi), and she kinda owns Noke (actually owned by friend but we share this account so whatever…)

LH: ON WITH THE STORY!!!

(blah blah blah) means that it's what an animal that can't speak normal words is saying.

Blah blah blah means that it's when I get bored of using the () and even putting the animal noises so I just use this instead.

Back in the blank void from Battle 1….

"MMMMMEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! (AAAAAHHHHH!!!)" Kirara (in kitten form) fell down into the void. "Mew!" Kirara landed on the… ground-type-stuff… and looked around, trying to locate the person who dumped her into this weird realm.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kamo yelled as he fell into the void. "Where did Aniki (Kamo's nickname for Negi) go? Where are you Aniki?!?!" Kamo yelled frantically as he looked around the void searching desperately for Negi, until his eyes fell on Kirara, "Who the hell are you, ya freaky two-tailed cat?" Kamo rudely asked Kirara.

"Meow! Mew Me-me-meow! Mew Mreow, Mya, Nya! (what did you just say you idiotic ferret?!)" Kirara yell, er, meowed… - -U

"I am not a ferret! I am an ermine! An ERMINE damn it!" Kamo yelled back.

Suddenly a girl with black spiky hair down to a little below her shoulders, wearing a panda hat that's expression mirrored her own of irritation. She was wearing a brown long-sleeved shirt with a blue pullover T-shirt, and blue jeans. She had gray eyes and was only a little taller than Hikari (the OC from the last chapter). "LH! Hikari! Michi! WHY THE . DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE . ANIMALS!!! WHY CAN'T MICHI . DEAL WITH THEM!?!?!?!?!? (LH: the .'s are where a swear word would be, Noke has a curse which prevents her from even saying the word "beep" or any swear words as she swore too often before. So there are simply pauses where a swear word would be. ^-^)

Hikari popped in and said VERY cheerfully, "Well I was the host for the last battle, and this is a battle between animals, one of which can't speak normally, so we needed someone who actually speaks, and since Michi almost never speaks, you were the only one *REALLY big intake of breath* left." She then just smiled.

Noke stared at her like she was insane, "You took that big of a breath for ONE word?! And what's wrong with Michi not talking?"

"For the first question, Yep! ^-^ And since Kirara can't speak human we needed someone who can talk, and LH doesn't want to have the same muse go twice in a row. Oh, and you should get them to start battling."

"Fine. Guys? START BATTLING . !"

Kamo and Kirara looked at each other, and came to a conclusion of what battle they would be doing.

"We are going to be having a contest to see who is scarier!" Kirara declared.

"I'll go first!" Kamo yelled. Kamo made a face and started growling menacingly. Kirara looked bored with his performance, Noke wrote on something while sitting in a desk that magically appeared out of nowhere and held up a sign saying 'Score: 2 YOU . . . . SUCK YOU . . . . . FERRET . . . ERMINE THING!!! . YOU!'.

"My turn!" Kirara was surrounded by flames and began to transform into her large form, until Kamo threw an ashtray at her, stopping the transformation. Kirara ended up looking like a demented mix n' match version of herself. She still had her kitten versions body, head, and legs. However, she had her big version's ears, feet, and tail, giving her a REALLY messed up appearance.

Kamo started rolling on the ground in laughter, and Noke held up another score-sign saying 'Score: 2 WHAT THE . ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE YOU . . . . CAT?!?!?! YOU THINK THAT'S . SCARY?!'. Mix Kirara growled at Noke, though the growl came out as a mix between her large form's growl and her kitten form's growl.

"My turn again!" Kamo yelled. He then turned around, and when he turned back around to face them, he had a fake goatee on, was smoking one of his magically appearing cigarettes, and was wearing a… PET HAIR/FUR DRESSER/CUTTER PERSON OUTFIT!!!!

Mix Kirara started to run away as fast as she possibly could until she was no longer visible from where Noke and Kamo were in the void.

"Kamo the . ferrmine is the winner. Sucks to be Kirara. I hate you all." Noke said "enthusiastically".

LH: Well how did you guys (assuming that there is anyone reading this… T_T) like it? Sorry if it seemed kind of stupid, I didn't really have many ideas for this battle, now the battle that will be taking place in many, many, MANY chapters (or just 6 depending on my mood) will have TRUE inspiration! *gets kicked in the head by Noke* OW what was that for?!

Noke: You. . Made. Me. . Be. The. . Host. For. A. . Battle. Between. TWO. . . . . ANIMALS!!!! DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! *gets shocked by chip imbedded in skin* Ow! Dang you, Mononoke! DANG YOU!!!!!!

LH: Wellllllll…. While Noke is off killing Mononoke (My friend who I share this account with) Stay tuned for the next "exciting" battle!