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Pantsless!tunrtechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
GC: Uhhh... STRIDER!?
TG: dude, did you take my pants?
TG: I cant find them anywhere
TG: And i've looked everywhere
GC: NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE YOUR PANTS. HAH! ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH AS TO LOSE PANTS?
TG: Hey! i didnt lose them
TG: someone took them
GC: ANYWAY DONT YOU HAVE MORE THAN JUST ONE FUCKING DAMN PAIR OF PANTS
TG: you know what i bet it was kanaya; she is always going on about how 'unfashionable' they are, and no i dont have another pair ever singal one was stolen.
GC: I THINK IT WAS THAT CUNT SUCKING PRICK JOHN IF YOU ASK ME; HE IS PROBABLY TRYING TO PULL ANOTER LAME ASS PRANK
TG: yeah maybe.. who the fuck does this kinda of thing?
CG: i HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE... GOG DAMMIT STRIDER YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW
TG: gee thanks karkat, at least i know i have your support when my shit goes missing
CG: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO FUCKING LIGHTEN THE MOOD FUCKASS. LOOK YOU CAN BORROW A PAIR OF MINE IF YOU WANT, NO FUCKING GARENTY THEY WILL FIT THOUGH
TG: yeah yeah thanks bro that will work
CG: *COMES IN WITH A PAIR OF GREY SWEATPANTS*
TG: Its fucking freezing without pants goddamn
CG: WHOS FAULT IS THAT? *HE THROWS DAVE THE PANTS*
TG: *GRABS THEM AND SLIPS THEM ON, THEY'RE TOO SHORT BUT HE DOESNT NOICE* not mine... I dont control the air
TG: I bet its john
CG: *another eye roll* NICE ANKLES STRIDER, AND YEAH IM SURE IT IS.
TG: this is all apart of his plans to get in my pants i bet you... what? ankles?
CG: *SNORT* YOU KNOW I ALREADY TRIED THAT WITH HIM DONT YOU REMEMBER HISWHOLE 'IM NOT A HOMO' THING
TG: *looks down* hahahah vantas youre so short! your pants dont even fit me
CG: *SMACK THE BACK OF DAVE'S HEAD* SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKASS OR I TAKE THE DAMN PANTS BACK
TG: okay okay i guess theyre better than nothing
CG: *SCOWLS* THEY BETTER BE YOU SMARTASS CUNT SUCKING ASSFUCKER *THIS CONTINUES FOR A WHILE*
TG: so karcutie
TG: What'll we do while we wait for egbert to show up?
TG: We could... maybe have a little fun *raises eyebrows seductively*
CG: *GROWL* DONT CALL ME THAT, SHITHEAD... AND I DONT KNOW!
CG: WHAT KIND OF FUN? *HE BITES HIS LIP*
TG: aww but karbabe it suits you so well
TG: well, thekind of fun that doesnt involve clothes sounds pretty good to me
TG: if you what i mean *winks*
CG: DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT... WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU THREW THAT WHOLE FIT ABOUT NOT HAVING PANTS ONLY TO GET OUT OF THEM
CG: BY THE WAY FUCKASS THAT ISNT MY ANSWER
TG: I wasnt throwing a fit. we striders, you see, we dont throw fits
CG: UH-HUH WHATEVER NOW BACK TO THAT FUCKING OFFER
TG: you taking me up on it?
TG: wow vansweetie i didnt know you give in so easily
CG: SHUT UP! MAYBE I AM MAYBE IM NOT!
TG: im sure i can convince you too though.
TG: with a romantic candle light dinner, a movie of your choice, and a bed covered in rose petals... have a seduced you yet?
CG: *SMIRKS* MAYBE JUST A LITTLE ENOUGH BULLSHIT LETS SEE YOU TAKE ACTION DAVE, LETS SEE IF YOU CAN SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET
TG: so dinner first i think i can manage that
CG:*HE BLUSHES AT THE THOUGHT OF ONE OF HIS FAVORITE ROMCOMS* NOW WERE GOIN TO GO STRAIHT TO THE FUCKING, OF COURSE DINNER FIRST!
TG: although that sounds really tempting the journey there is always better, every heard of foreplay karks?
CG: INDEED SO WHERE TO SHITHEAD I DONT THINK THOE PANTS YOUR WEARING WILL WORK WITH ANYPLACE FANCY
TG: hmm yea good point, good thing i was thinking something home cooked... *HE THEN WHIPERS TO HIMSELF* AKA CALL ROSE AND TELL HER TO DROP OFF SOMETHING
CG: *HE NODS HIS HEAD* A-ALRIGHT *GOG WHY MUST I BE SUCH A HOPELESS ROMANTIC* WAIT WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART?
TG: nothing babe dont worry about it i got this
CG: OKAY JUST DONT BURN THE FUCKING PLACE DOWN
~TIME SKIP~
-THE FOOD ISREADY, AND ONLY SLIGHTLY BURNT FOR ROSE DENINED DAVE. THE TABLE IS SET WITH TEN CANDLES ILLUMIATING THE ROOM.-
TG: grubs up kitten! *dave calls just as karkat yells from upstairs*
CG: ARE YOU DONE YET!?
TG: *he shake his head smirking* little dude cant be patient can he?
CG: good im star- *he shuts up at the sight*
TG: wow your accuatlly speakless... did i break you?
CG: *he growls turning to face dave pecking him on the lips gently* SHUT UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN THIS IS SUPPOST TO BE ROMANIC I THOUGHT
TG: damn you mean its not already your hard to please
CG: SO WAS THIS SUPOSSED TO BE LIKE CHICKEN AND PASTA OR SOME SHIT?
TG: yeah... *he takes a bite gagging*
CG: LETS SKIP TO THE MOVIE
TG: GOOD IDEA *HE SAYS GULPING DOWN HIS GLASS OF APPLE JUCIE*
CG: *KARKAT JUMPS UP SMIRKING HURRING OVER TO PUT IN THE MOVIE 'MEAN GIRLS TWO'
TG: fuck i said you ould pick didnt i, bad desicion on my part*he sits down with a blanet resting on his lap waiting for karkat*
CG: *KARKAT WALKS OVER LOOKING PROUD AND CLIMDS IN NEXT TO DAVE SNUGGLING UP AGAINST HIM*
TG: *h wraps the blanket around them* why do you even like this movie so much?
CG: BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING CLASSIC ABOUT A GIRL WHOS SOCIAL LIFE GET DESTROYED AND SHE HAS TO FIGHT FOR HER REPUTATION. *HE SIGHS RESTING HIS HEAD N DAVE'S SHOULD GETTING LOST IN THE MOVIE*
TG: if you say so... *he curls his fingers in karkat's hair and plays with them as he pretends to watch the movie*
CG: *KARKAT SOON GET SO LOST IN THE MOVIE HE FORGETS DAVE IS THERE AND START CRYING AT EMOTIONAL PARTS*
TG: hey shhh.. *gentle wipes away karkat's tear holding his tighter* it's okay
CG: *BLUSHES DEEPLY* GA- OH... *HE SNUGGLES CLOSER NOT CARING ABOUT THE LAST FIVE MINUTES OF THE MOVIE FOR HE SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES.*
TG: *SMILES AS HOW CUTE KARKAT LOOKES HE PULLS HIM INTO HIS LAP WHISPERING IN HIS EAR* hey there kitten
CG: *KARKT WHIMPERS IN SURPRISE AT HOW WARM DAVE IS TWISTING IN HIS LAP TO FACE HIM HE QUIKLY PECKS DAVE*
TG: *dave deepens the kiss wrapping his arms around karkats midsections pulling him closer, he pulls back * ready to break out those rose petals?
CG: HELLFUCKING YES *HE MUMBLES SOFTLY IN DAVE'S EAR GRINDING HIS HIPS AGAINST SAID MAN*
TG: *dave groans gently pushing up againt karkat* or you know we could just stay here there is room
CG: *karkat moans in temptation but shakes his head* no lube and condoms *he pants out softly*
TG: *dave picks karkat up carring him to his room and then throwing him on the bed* take off that turrtle neck it preventing me from touching your body *he smirks*
CG: *karkat complies cursing the thick fabric in the process*
TG: *dave attacks karkat's neck with kisses, sucks and licks*
CG: *he moan in pleasure wrapping his arms around dave, whimpering*
TG: *dave tuggs at karkat's pants sliding one hand in he palms karkat's shaft*
CG: f-fuck *he cries out twitching and bitting his lip, it as obvious he was going to be a screamer. He buried his face in dave's neck*
TG: no no no baby i wanna hear your noises *dave grabs karkat's chin gentle pulling his face out of his neck looking intently into karkat eyes, his shades forgotten somewhere on the floor*
CG: *karkat glares at him and nods his head kissing him roughly* too bad you fucking tease im not gonna make a damn sound
TG: too bad for me? nope too bad for you im gonna have you screaming my name baby begging me to go harder *he smirks pushing karkat down further into the bed trailing kisses along his stomach and teasing his nipples*
CG: *karkat blushes and letout a squeak* f-fucker
TG: you know you love me *dave licks along karkat's lower stomach right above his pants * may i?
CG: *karkat nodds his head vigorously whimpering impatiently*
TG: *dave quickly tugs karkat's pants down* god kitten your so hot
CG: *karkat looks away blushing and titching* i dont care just fuck me already
TG: hey no you dont get to just blow off that compliment when its true *he runs his hands all over karkat's boby* but ill punish you for that later right now i got to reward you for having such a hot body.
CG:... hey wait one fucking minute here this isnt fair im fucking buckass naked and your full clothed *karkat pout pulling at dave's shirt
TG: yeah well we can fix that *he starts lifting his shirt up just as the door squeaks open.
EB: uhhh... i came to give you your pants back dave ... am i interrupting something
And I leave the rest to all of our perverted imaginations sorry i got lazy at the end -_- by the way sorry for the mistakes i dont feel like rereading it and yeah