Chapter 2

Author's Note: Sorry I'm a bit late. I have been working on a new project, which I hope to unveil sometime soon.

Lord Slifer: (offscreen) Okay you robot ninjas, I said what you wanted. Now let me go.

Ninjas:Never

Sound of intense buttkicking

LS: Well, now that I'm free, let the story commence.

After Link recovered from his fall, the two set out to go to the Great Deku Tree. They walked across the clearing in the forest where all of the Kokiri lived, and towards the Great Deku Tree's residence. As they got closer, a fairy appeared out of nowhere, followed by a small boy.

"What? Where the heck did you come from?" asked Link.

"I've been standing here this whole time," answered Mido, king of the Kokiri (self-proclaimed, of course.

"Well get out of our way. We need to go speak to the Great Deku Tree."

"Too bad," snapped Mido. "Only Kokiris who have fairies are allowed in here."

"I've been floating around Link's head this whole time!" yelled Navi. "What am I? Chopped liver?"

"What? You got yourself a fairy? I thought it was just a mutated mosquito." said Mido. "Well I still won't let you in until you go get a sword and shield."

"Why would I need a sword and shield to go see the Great Deku Tree?". asked Link.

"Oh you'll see," said Mido mysteriously.

An hour passed. Link was still trying to get past Mido. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link had a sandwich. Mido had a sandwich. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right. Link went left. Mido went left. Link went right. Mido went right.

"Enough already!" yelled Navi.

"I told you already," said Mido, "you can't get past me until you get a sword and shield."

"What if I just paid you 20 bucks, and you pretend not to see me," suggested Link.

"No."

"How about if I give you 10 bucks."

"No."

"Okay, okay. You strike a hard bargain. You pay me 10 bucks and then pretend not to notice."

"What? That isn't even a good deal!" exclaimed Mido. "Whatever, it's your funeral," he said, stepping to the side.

Link didn't even notice, since he was too busy running in. A Deku Baba popped up in front of him. He got ready to fight it, then realized he had no weapon to use. "Oh crap!"

Outside in the forest, Mido heard screaming and crying. He ignored. He smirked when Link came back out with a bite on his shoulder. "I told you so."

Link ignored him and walked by muttering, "Stupid Deku Baba. It almost had me before I started strangling it and bashed a rock on its head." Mido started backing away. "Oh well, I better go get a sword," Link said. "Then I can take revenge on anyone who's ever done me wrong." Navi backed away as well. "Hey, where did everybody go?" questioned Link. "Oh well." He went back to muttering.