Chapter 1

Grondavor and Sundavar were still at the table talking, or should I say arguing.

"Llamas are better because they have two l's in the beginning!" stated Grondavor.

"Yes, but Alpaca is really one word that most people think is two!" argued Sundavar.

"I have a way of deciding which is better!" exclaimed Grondavor.

"How?" asked Sundavar.

"I think we should ask Hermione!" exclaimed Grondavor, obviously very happy with himself at coming up with the "brilliant" idea.

"You know what I think?" asked Sundavar.

"That llamas are better than Alpaca?" Grondavor suggested.

"No. I think that it's a great idea!" said Sundavar.

"Yay!" they celebrated in unison.

Both of them ran upstairs to find Hermione.

When they got to Hermione's bedroom, the found Hermione tied up in one corner with a woman standing over her. The woman looked to be in her 20's and had black hair.

"Hey Hermione! Are you showing her a magic trick?" asked Sundavar.

"We want to watch you escape from the rope too!" said Grondavor.

Hermione probably would have ranted about how they were the biggest idiots and losers in the world, but her mouth was taped shut.

The woman turned around to look at them.

"Well, it seems as if we have company," she said.

"What's a company?" asked Sundavar.

"I think it's a really big store," said Grondavor.

"You are the company!" yelled the woman.

"Ow. Don't you know how to use your inside voice?" asked Sundavar.

The woman standing over Hermione was getting very irritated now, and it seemed as if though she might explode. She easily did a front flip, and landed right in front of Grondavor and Sundavar.

"Ooooh! Gymnastics!" said Grondavor.

"That was cool! Do it again!" said Sundavar.

"No! I don't know who the heck you think you are but you are interrupting some very important business right now!" spat the woman half talking half screaming.

"What do you mean by who do you think you are?" asked Grondavor.

"It means if I think I'm you, I'll be you!" said Sundavar.

That had pushed the woman over the limit. She couldn't handle any more stupidity. For a second she thought she might catch it. With one swift move she easily knocked out both of them. She could finally concentrate.

That is when a loud shout came from downstairs.

"Hermione we're home!"