A/N: Told you I wouldn't leave you out in the cold like that. Now before I start, I need to say a few things. First, I'm making it so that Animated will still be parallel to current storylines, but I'm not going to update every once a week. That would demand every second of my life at home, and I have things like school to worry about. Animated will be the main show, and I will use Smackdown and Raw to help advance a storyline, but not every week. I will also be making Animated more independent from the other show. That mean I will probably throw in an original PPV just for the cartoons. I just want to make this brand more independent so I could be more flexible with ideas. Also, I am changing the name of 90-Anime to Strong 90's. Thanks to Takari Takaishi for the suggestion.
P.S.- You know, it seems as if I might of copied a few elements of my wrestling brand from JC 619's "CWF" on accident. I just want to say sorry.
I also want to say that I do not own the WWE or any of the cartoons. Now please enjoy the action!
WWE Monday Night Raw Week 1
(Cartoon Wrestling History)
1960:
"Welcome to the first ever cartoon wrestling event!"
"The first ever match between two icons:
Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse!"
"This is an electrifying event!"
In 1960, the world of wrestling was sent on a trip, a trip that has lasted for 50 years. A trip with:
Electrifying Stars!
"Bugs Bunny!"
"Johnny Quest"
"Mickey Mouse"
"Master Roshi"
"Goku and Vegeta getting ready for their match"
"Fred Jones and the Mystery Inc.!"
"Homer Simpson and Peter Griffins have a rivalry straight from television!"
"Ash Ketchum"
"The Bullies have completely taken over the company!
"Mario and Sonic will completely tear this arena up!"
Historic Rivalries
"Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny, the pride of both Disney and WB!"
"Goku and Vegeta are seriously going to bring down the house at Wrestlemania 3!"
"Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak have always hated each other!"
"Homer and Peter have bad blood!"
"Daphne can't take on all of Josie and the Pussycats!"
"Flintstone vs. Jetson! Past vs. future!"
"Garfield hates Snoopy more than Mondays!"
"Ash and Tai staring each other down!"
Historic and Electrifying moments
"Johnny Quest has become the first ever Toon World Champion"
"Vegeta just chokeslamed Goku!"
"The Bullies have taken over the WWE cartoon division!"
"Master Roshi, the first Anime Toon World Champion!"
"Linus just beat Kane with the help of Lucy and Charlie Brown!"
"Naruto just beat the Next Big Thing, WWE Champion Brock Lesnar!"
"Ketchum on Oak! Ketchum on Oak!"
"Yusuke might have just ended Ichigo's career"
"Ash just dived off the raised Cell onto Tai on the table! He's broken Tai in half!"
"Welcome to the first episode of Animated!"
"Mario just threw Sonic into Lake Superior!"
"Roshi just lifted Fat Albert off his feet!"
"I can't believe it! The Digidestined just joined the NWO!"
"Hercules speared the Hulk! Two big stars just broke through the Steel Cage!"
"I think Mario just burned Sonic's face!"
Now, tonight, more history will be made! An Anime character can be the first ever Anime US Champion. Several alumni will return. Two important announcements will be revealed. And a Fatal Four-Way for the Toon World Championship. That will all happen tonight, on a historic Monday Night RAW!
Nickelback's "Burn It to the Ground" plays as the show starts
Iroh: Welcome to a historic Monday Night RAW!
Vegeta: The Fiftieth Anniversary of cartoon wrestling is tonight, and we have a loaded card tonight, including our main event! A Fatal Four-Way for the Toon Championship! Owen vs. Yusuke vs. Gohan vs. Naruto! Who will win this main event!
Iroh: But now lets get the night started with one of the title matches
(Old fashioned cartoon music is played)
Introducing Cartoon Legend, Felix the Cat!
Iroh: Felix is one of the first cartoons to show up on the screen, preceding Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse.
Vegeta: Every animated on television need to thank Felix for helping put cartoons on the screen.
(Digimon Theme plays)
(Bell Rings)
Felix the Cat: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Toon Cruiserweight Championship! Coming to the ring; from Odaiba, Japan; accompanied by Kari and Davis; The Cruiserweight Champion, TK!
Iroh: TK is doing an exceptional job as champion!
Vegeta: But he will get a challenge with Ben Tennyson!
(Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Theme plays)
Felix: And coming to the ring, from Bellwood, Ben "10" Tennyson!
Iroh: Ben coming off an amazing win against Paul this Saturday on Animated!
Vegeta: Let's hope he can do that here!
The bell rings as both competitors shake hands. They get in a tie-up, followed by Ben giving TK a headlock. He throws Ben into the ropes, and gets hit with a Flying Fore-Arm from Ben. Ben grabs TK and suplexes him. He then jumps off the ropes and gives TK a Lionsault. He goes for the pin.
1,2,
TK kicks out and kicks Ben in the head. He lifts Ben up for a Scoop Slam, but Ben reverses and dropkicks TK into the turnbuckle. Ben gets on the top turnbuckle and hits a flying dropkick on TK. Outside the ring, Davis seems to inch closer to Kari, unbeknownst to her. TK kicks Ben in the gut and tries to go for his Leg Lariat. But then he sees Davis trying to put his arm around Kari. She pushes him off and TK starts to yell at Davis. Then Ben picks TK up and puts him on his back and tries to go for a Omni-Drop (Widow's Peak), but TK rolls Ben up for a pin.
1,2,3!
(Bell Rings)
Felix: And the winner, and still Toon Cruiserweight Champion, TK!
Iroh: TK retains, but I think Davis might be on TK's bad side.
Vegeta: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be Davis!
(Commercial)
(Backstage)
Davis is seen standing when TK and Kari walks up to him.
TK: What was that!
Davis: What?
TK: You know! When you tried to hit on Kari! What was that about!
Davis: Hey, it's not like she's your girlfriend!
Kari: I don't need you doing that! I thought we handled that years ago!
Davis: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
TK: Good!
Kari: I can get Tai on you!
Davis acts like he's afraid as TK and Kari walk away.
We now see Naruto stretching while he keeps a serious look on his face.
(Ring)
(Bell Rings)
Felix: The following tag-team match is a Tag Team Turmoil match, and it is for the Toon Tag Team Championship!
(A mash-up of Danny Phantom's and American Dragon: Jake Long's Themes)
Felix: coming to the ring first, the Toon Tag Team Champions, Jake Long and Danny Phantom, Phantom Fang! (Crowd Cheers)
Iroh: These two young men have taken on all challengers.
Vegeta: Yeah, but tonight, they have nowhere to go! I think they might lose the belts tonight!
(Dramatic Arthur music plays) (Crowd Boos)
Felix: And the first challengers, from Elwood City, they are part of the Tough Customers, Binky and Rattles!
Vegeta: The new Tag Champions are walking down the ramp right now!
Iroh: Well, Binky and Rattles have been successful as Tag Champions before, but now they have fallen on bad times. They have been iratable as of late: getting angry at announcers, smacking around rookies, and even punching me!
Vegeta: Well I'd punch you just for th fun of it!
The bell rings as Rattles and Danny start the match off. Rattles tries to use his bulky exterior to oush Danny around, but Danny gives Rattles a slap to the face. Rattles goes for a clothesline, but Danny dodges and dropkicks Rattles out the ring. Danny gets on the top rope and dives on Rattles as he is starting to get up. Danny picks Rattles up and throws him in the ring. As Danny gets in the ring, Rattles runs up to the corner and tags in Binky, who runs in and stomps on Danny and puts him in a sleeper hold. The crowd gets behind Danny as he gets up. He breaks out of the sleeper and runs to the ropes. He bounces off, but is caught by Binky who hit's a Tilt-A-Whirl side slam. Binky is about to get ready for his Dogg Pound (Similar to Jamie Noble's finisher, but with one knee).
Iroh: It's almost over!
Vegeta: We might have new champions tonight!
Binky picks up Danny and puts him on his shoulder, but Danny reverses and rolls Binky up.
1,2,3!
Iroh: The Tough Customers are eliminated!
Vegeta: WHAT, HOW!
Iroh: They're going crazy in the ring!
Binky and Rattles start screaming as they exit the ring. They knock over the steel steps and pound the barricade as they go to the back.
Iroh: Sore losers.
Vegeta: They were cheated!
(Flashbeagle plays)
Felix: Coming to the ring, from Minnesota, Linus and Schroeder! (Crowd Cheers)
Iroh: Also former Tag Champions.
Vegeta: The Peanuts have been apart of many great moments since debuting in 1998. Linus beat Kane in a Hardcore match in his debut. They had to leave due to, certain hard circumstances in 2000, but came back in 2008, where a few weeks later, Linus won the Intercontinental Belt in miraculous fashion.
Linus starts as him and Danny lock up. Danny pushes Linus to the ropes. He bounces off and hit a clothesline. Linus drags Danny to his corner and tags in Schroeder. Linus puts Danny on the top rope and slams him back down to the mat. Schroeder gets on the top rope and splashes onto Danny. The crowd goes crazy as Schroeder goes for a pin.
1,2,
Danny kicks out. Schroeder suplexes Danny and puts him in a headlock. But Danny powers out and puts Schroeder on his shoulders and hit's a Samoan Drop. Danny then puts him in a suplex form and hits the Ecto-Plex.
Danny goes for the pin.
1,2,3!
Iroh: Danny eliminated another team!
Vegeta: They are pretty good.
(Ed Edd & Eddy theme plays)
Felix: Coming to the ring, from Peach Creek, Ed and Rolf! (Crowd Mixes of Cheers and Boos)
Iroh: After Kevin turned down Rolf's request for a partner, Rolf went to Eddy for help. Eddy offered Rolf Ed's services for 50 cents.
Vegeta: Rolf said that if Ed messed this up, he would beat the Eds with his bare fists!
Rolf starts off as he runs toward Danny and tackles him, pounding him in the face until the ref breaks them up. Rolf tears up his shirt and Scoop Slams Danny. He bounces off the ropes and leg drops him. He then goes for the pin.
1,2...
Danny kicks out. Rolf throws him over to his corner and tags Ed in. Ed gives a few punches to Danny and boots him in the face. He lifts him over his shoulders and presses him back down. Danny is crawling over to the corner while Rolf starts to yell at Ed to stop him. Ed runs over and picks him up, but Danny gives Ed a swift kick to the head and tags Jake in.
Iroh: Uh Oh, ther goes Jake!
Vegeta: His first time in the ring during this match!
Jake clotheslines Ed and then he gives him a few swift kicks before dropkicking him. Ed gets up and Jake jumps off the ropes for a moonsault. With Rolf yelling at him, Ed catches Jake and gives him an EDutainer (World's Largest Slam). Rolf celebrates his early win, but Ed loses concentration as he sees a comic book that falls out of his pocket. He starts to read it while Rolf yells and Jake recovers. Jake goes to Rolf's corner and knocks him off the side. Jake then rolls up an unfocused Ed.
1,2,3!
Iroh: Ed and Rolf have been eliminated due to Ed's untrained mind!
Vegeta: Rolf will be having a "talk" with the Eds tonight!
(Avatar Ending Theme plays)
Felix: Coming to the ring, Aang and Sokka, BoomerAang!
Aang: I did not agree to call us that!
Iroh: My nephew's friends have also been Tag-Team Champions before. They could regain them tonight!
Vegeta: well with Aang and Sokka still fresh and Phantom Fang tired, they have the advantage
Aang starts off by giving Jake kick, followed by a enzuguiri. Aang tags in Sokka who starts to trade punches with Jake. Sokka gets in some extra punches and super kicks Jake. He gives Jake an elbow and goes for a pin.
1,2...
Jake kicks out. He puts Jake in a sleeper hold and keeps it locked in tight. The Ref goes to check on Jake as he's fading in and out. He raises it once and it falls. He raises it twice, and it falls down. He raises it a third time, and it stays up. Jake gets up and punches Sokka in the gut. He bounces off the ropes and gives Sokka a flying fore-arm. Sokka crawls over to the ropes and Tags in Aang, who jumps over the ropes and gives Jake a series of dropkicks. Aang bounces off the ropes and lands a crossbody on Jake. Aang gets the top rope and hits the Avatar Spiral (Corkscrew Dive) on Jake. He goes for the pin.
1,2,
Jake kicks out, causing the crowd to cheer loudly.
Iroh: Jake kicks out with barely anytime to spare!
Vegeta: I can't believe this!
Aang goes over to tag in Sokka, and Sokka goes over to hit his Northern Lights Powerbomb (Last Ride and Kane's powerbomb finisher from the old games). But as he puts him in position, Jake flips Sokka over him, picks him up, and hit's the Hidden Dragon (Jumping Complete Shot). He then goes for the pin.
1,2,3!
(Bell rings)
Felix: And the winners of this match, and still Toon Tag-Team Champions, Phantom Fang!
Iroh: Well Phantom Fang put up a valiant fight tonight!
Vegeta: Even I have to admit that they did good tonight.
While Phantom Fang celebrates, Riley and Huey (Boondocks) come out.
Iroh: Hey, that's Huey and Riley, the Freeman Brothers! They're apart of the Animated Roster!
Vegeta: They're beating up the Champs!
Riley gives Danny a kick to the jaw, while Huey dropkicks Jake. They give Danny a double suplex and pick up Jake. They pick up Jake and give him the Hood-Drop (Snapshot).
Iroh: I can see this coming to bite them on the tuchus!
(Promo) In all of Anime's years of wrestling, one prize has always alluded them. "The US Title has never been held by an Anime!" Tonight, Sakura ( Bludgeoning Angel Dokura) vs. Wolfgang! US Title on the line, will history be made!
(Commercial)
Binky and the Tough Costumers are walking in the backstage with angry expressions, Binky the angriest of them all
Libby: Libby Folfax here with the Tough Customers. What do you guys have to say about tonight?
Binky snatches the mic.
Binky: You know what? I'm tired of being pushed around! I'm tired of all the stupid stuff that goes on around here! People don't give us any respect! Well, we're going to change that! We're going to make an impact! We will rock the foundation of Animated! Just watch!
(Mr. McMahon's theme)
Announcer: Introducing the Chairman of the Board, Mr. McMahon!
Vegeta: I wonder what the boss has to say?
Iroh: possibly something that'll shake the foundation of Animated!
Mr. McMahon: Sarutobi, Tsunade, I need you to come out here!
Tsunade and Sarutobi walk into the ring from backstage.
Mr. McMahon: At Night of Champions, you two were were at a stalemate over the championship match outcome, so I had to vacate it. So in order to make sure this never happens again, I would like to introduce to you, TW!
Iroh: What?
Vegeta: Who's that?
An African-American man walks out wearing a red baseball, a green shirt, blue jeans, and red tennis shoes. Sarutobi and Tsunade question who this man is.
Mr. McMahon: This man is your new partner!
Vegeta: What!
Iroh: This man will be helping out! He looks like he just hit 18!
TW: Hey, hows it going?
Sarutobi shakes his hand, while Tsunade snubs him.
TW: Ok, I see. I still hope we can be good friends!
Mr. McMahon: I hope you all get along great!
(Backstage)
Dokura and Sakura get ready for Sakura's US Title match.
Sakura: Dokura, I don't think I can do this. I can't wrestle!
Dokura: Yeah you can. And if you refuse…
She pulls out Excalibolg, complete with spikes and waves it around in the air.
Dokura:…I'm not going to be happy!
Sakura: Ok, OK!
As they walk to the ring, Francis, Dash, Wolfgang, and Brad jump Sakura. They beat and kick on him and finally throw him into the wall, breaking it.
Wolfgang: No belt for the animes tonight!
The Bullies run off while Dokura calls for help.
(Commercial)
Iroh: Well folks, the Bullies strike again. We just got a call from the Gms, and Sakura will not be fighting tonight.
Vegeta: Normally I'm usually with The Bullies, but tonight was just cowardly!
(Backstage)
TW and the other two GMs get to know each other when Dokura busts through the door.
Dokura: I hope you all saw that! Wolfgang and his gang just beat up Sakura!
Tsunade: We are sorry, but unfortunately we can't help you. I guess we have to cancel the match.
Sarutobi: And just leave Wolfgang unpunished!
Tsunade: It's the WWE, that's what happens!
They both begin to argue until TW interjects.
TW: I have a great idea!
Tsunade: Don't get involved!
Sarutobi: Wait, let's here his idea.
TW: I think we need to make it fair. Dokura, if you can find a new person to manage tonight before the match time, it will go on. Things like this can't go unpunished.
Dokura: Thank you, thank you!
TW: But if you can't, the deed will go unpunished.
Dokura runs out the room to begin her search as both GMs stare at TW.
TW: Right down the middle. I love this job!
Tsunade just scowls as Sarutobi nods his head in agreement.
(In the ring, which is full of girls)
Felix: The following match is an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal, and it is for the Toon Women's Championship!
Iroh: Already in the ring are Cindy Vortex, Sakura Haruno, Frida Suarez, Meg Griffin, Ten-Ten, Sora, Trixie (American Dragon: Jake Long), and Gwen Tennyson.
(Scooby Doo Theme)
Felix: And introducing, Hall of Famer Daphne Blake!
Iroh: Daphne, a former 3x Women's Champion has come here to get another feel to be in the ring.
Vegeta: If she wins tonight, that could put another facet on the diamond of her career.
(Pokemon 1st US Season Theme)
Felix: and coming to the ring, from Cerulean City, Misty! (Crowd Cheers)
Iroh: Misty and the Champ Sailor Moon have been in an relentless rivalry with Sailor Moon.
Vegeta: I don't think that it will let up tonight, Iroh!
(Sailor Moon Theme)
Felix: And coming to the ring, the Toon Women's Champion, Sailor Moon! (Crowd Boos)
Iroh: Due to Sailor's association with the Strong 90's, this crowd really doesn't like her.
Vegeta: This crowd just doesn't know what they like!
The bell rings as all of the women are just staring down at each other. Suddenly Meg goes in the middle of the ring and starts to gloat. Daphne walks up to her and slaps her. She then grabs her and throws over the top rope, eliminating her.
Iroh: Well, that goes to show you, gloating only gets you hurt.
Vegeta: Ha Ha, silly Meg, titles are for people who can wrestle!
The match continues as now everyone is fighting. Ten-Ten and Sakura are working together to win. They clothesline Trixie over the top rope, eliminating her, then go to work on Cindy, who fights them off. Misty and Sailor Moon then come across each other an staredown as the crowd goes crazy.
Iroh: All that bad blood is about to come out!
Sailor Moon and Misty start to trade punches, with Misty winning and dropkicking her over the ropes, but Sailor holds on and gets back in the ring. Frida clotheslines Cindy over the top rope, but she holds on to Cindy's neck as she tries to take Cindy over the rope. Sailor Moon comes over and flips them both over the rope and on to the ground, eliminating them. Daphne elbows Sailor and proceeds to throw her over, but Sailor reverses and boots Daphne over the ropes. Gwen then boots Sailor in the face as she goes through the middle rope. Gwen then has to face both Sakura and Ten-Ten. Ten-Ten kicks Gwen, and gives her a Ten-Cut (Cutter) and puts Gwen over her shoulders. She tries to shove her over the top rope, but Gwen recovers and lands on the apron with her arms around Ten-Ten's neck. Gwen flips Ten-Ten over and eliminates her. Sakura then runs toward Gwen, but Gwen pulls the ropes down, eliminating her. Gwen walks back in the ring as she and Misty go in the middle of the ring. Gwen kicks Misty in the ribs and gives her a bulldog. Gwen then picks Misty up, only to get chopped on the chest. Misty Scoop Slams Gwen on the ground, then gets on the top rope. She then taunts and is about to hit an elbow, but Sailor Moon comes on the apron and pushes her off.
Iroh: Because she got on the top rope, she is eliminated.
Sailor gets back in the ring and starts to stomp on Gwen. She suplexes Gwen onto the ropes. Then she boots Gwen over the rope, but she holds on. While Sailor gloats over her early win, Gwen gets back in and dropkicks her into the turnbuckle. Gwen gets ready to throw Sailor over the top rope, when Ranma comes from behind and bounces Gwen's head on the ropes. While she's groggy, Sailor boots Gwen over the top rope, eliminating her.
(Bell rings)
Felix: And the winner of this match, and still Women's Champion, Sailor Moon!
Iroh: Ranma! This was an all girls match! Why would a guy get involved!
Vegeta: Oh well, that's just the way it goes.
Iroh: Well Ranma better just stay out here, because his match with Raimundo is next!
(Backstage)
We see Owen bench pressing both Lindsay and LeShawna while Duncan nods his head.
Duncan: Oh yeah, this belt is ours!
Jonesy: Yeah man! Toon World Champion, Owen. I like the sound of it!
(Promo)
A vacated title ("The title is vacated!"). Four hungry challengers. Tonight, there will be a new World Champion! Will it be the Veteran Saiyan ("Gohan unloading on Yusuke!"), The selfish Spirit fighter ("Yusuke just interfered in this match!"), the large newcomer ("Owen is a monster!"), or the enthusiastic ninja (Naruto sending a message!). The World Champion will be decided, tonight!
(Commercial)
(Bell rings)
Felix: The following match is a ladder match, and it is for the Toon Intercontinental Championship! In the ring, the Toon Intercontinental Champion, Ranma Saotome (Crowd boos).
Iroh: Ranma just interfered in the Women's Title match for no reason!
Vegeta: He had a reason! He wanted to keep the belt in the Strong 90's!
(Xiaolin Showdown Theme)
Felix: And the challenger, from Rio De Janeiro, Raimundo!
Raimundo runs down the ramp, slides in the ring, and starts to trade punches with Ranma.
Iroh: I think he wants to get it on now!
(Bell Rings)
Rai gives Ranma a suplex, followed by a series of elbows. Raimundo gets on top of Ranma and starts to punch his head repeatedly. Rai goes out the ring and gets a ladder. He waits for Ranma to get up, and charges at Ranma with the ladder. But Ranma dropkicks him with the ladder in his face. Ranma gets the ladder and tries to end it early. But Rai gets on top of the ladder also and they brawl on top. Ranma and Rai both fall off the ladder and onto the ground outside the ring. As they both struggle to get up, Ranma goes over to the announcer area and grabs a chair. But Rai kicks him in the gut and suplexes Ranma onto the table. He then beats Ranma's head on the Spanish announce table. He removes the top of the table and places Ranma on it.
Iroh: Uh oh, he's not.
Rai goes back in the ring, moves the ladder near the ropes and gets on top.
Vegeta: He'll kill Ranma!
Rai yells out "WIND!" and hit's the Airsault (Moon sault with extra added height) off the ladder. But Ranma moves out the way and Rai crashes through the table.
Iroh: OH MY! RAI PRACTICALLY COMMITED SUICIDE WITH THAT MOVE!
Vegeta: A foolish move! Now Ranma will capitalize and retain the belt!
Ranma slowly crawls into the ring as Rai lays knocked out outside the ring. Ranma gets the ladder positioned and proceeds to slowly crawl up. As he's within reach, Kevin Levin runs to the ring.
Vegeta: HEY, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!
Kevin pushes the ladder and Ranma goes crashing outside the ring.
Iroh: Revenge for what he did to Gwen!
Rai slowly gets up and crawls into the ring. As he gets on the ladder, he stumbles, but recovers and gets to the top. As Ranma gets on the apron, Kevin boots him off and he his the barricade. Rai unlatches the belt and removes it as the crowd goes crazy.
(Bell rings)
Felix: And your winner, and the NEW Toon Intercontinental Champion, Raimundo!
Vegeta: NO, THAT REBEL PUNK JUST COST RANMA THE BELT!
Iroh: KARMA! I TELL YOU, KARMA GETS YOU EVERY TIME!
Rai celebrates as Kevin puts the belt around his waist and Rai's teammates come out to celebrate.
(Backstage)
Gohan is seen punching a punching bag with Yusuke's face on it. He then spits on it and leaves.
(Commercial)
Felix: Introducing: Goku, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Fred Flinstone, and the first ever cartoon World Champion, Johnny Quest!
All the legends walk out as the WWE Hall of Fame music plays.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, What's Up Docs!
The crowd goes wild as they hear that famous line.
Goku: Yeah, feels good to be back in the ring.
Fred: Yep! Y'know, when I wrestled, it was WAY different! We only had the World and Tag Team Championships! Now, There are a LOT more!
Popeye: Aye, it's true! Why, even I would try to wrestle again just to win that belt! I do miss the WWE!
Johnny Quest: I really am glad to be here! I just want to say…
("I wanna be famous!" Is followed by the WWE NOW Theme)
Duncan comes out with a microphone.
Iroh: How disrespectful!
Duncan: Nobody wants to hear ANY OF YOU!
He gets into the ring and gets in Johnny Quest's face.
Duncan: Your all has beens! GET LOST!
Duncan pushes Johnny down as the crowd boos.
Duncan: HA! What now, Johnny!
Johnny gets back up, looks away, and slaps Duncan across the face. He then punches him, and throws him out the ring.
Iroh: Ha, that's what that jerk gets!
Vegeta: Yeah, we legends don't play that!
The Legends celebrate in the ring as an embarrassed Duncan walks to the back.
(Backstage)
We see Yusuke shaking his head as Ranma gets back.
Ranma: Did you see that!
Yusuke: Yep. Now what?
Sailor Moon: Well, two out of three isn't bad.
Yusuke: Trunks, what do you have to say?
Trunks just sits their quietly.
Yusuke: Whatever. Just be out there for me during my match, okay?
Ranma: Yeah, okay.
(Commercial)
Wolfgang and the bullies are in the ring while with a mic in his hand.
Wolfgang: Well, I guess we better start my match now. But before we do, I just want to say even if he was here, I wouldn't lose to some animated Japanese turd!
The crowd boos louder as Wolfgang gets in a fighting stance.
Iroh: Wolfgang makes me sick!
Vegeta: Finally, you and I agree on something
Suddenly, Dokura walks out with a mic.
Wolfgang: Oh what, your going to fight me!
Dokura: No, but I am here to say you will be fighting tonight.
Wolfgang: What! Who!
Dokura: Well many anime characters in the back really hate you for your racist remarks you say about us. Many of them just want to kick your teeth down you throat! I could've gone with a veteran like Ash, or maybe a legend like Vegeta…
Vegeta: You know it!
Dokura: But I chose someone totally new. Introducing, your opponent…
(Beyblade: Metal Fusion Theme plays)
Felix: And coming to the ring, Gingka Hagane!
Vegeta: WHOA! Gingka from Beyblade: Metal Fusion is on the Animated roster!
Iroh: We haven't had a beyblader in the WWE since Tyson!
Gingka gets in the ring as Wolfgang reluctantly gives the timekeeper his belt. The bell rings as Wolfgang charges toward Gingka. But he dodges and hit's a succesion of punches that push Wolfgang back farther and farther. Gingka bounces off the ropes and hit's a shoulder block on Wolfgang. He bounces off the ropes again and hit's a leg drop. He picks Wolfgang up, but Wolfgang pushes him off and clotheslines Gingka. Wolfgang picks him up and puts him on his shoulders, but Gingka reverses and DDTs Wolfgang, and pins him.
1,2,
Wolgang kicks out. Suddenly, Francis and Dash come out to take Gingka out. They get on the apron and try to distract the ref, but both Ash and Gary come out and assist Gingka by throwing Francis and Dash off the apron.
Iroh: I can't believe it! Two rivals coming out and working together for a common purpose!
Vegeta: We shall overcome!
Wolfgang thumbs Gingka in the eye and is about to hit his Wolf's Kick (Brogue Kick, Sheamus's finisher), but Dokura comes on the apron and hits Wolgang with a 2x4 in the gut.
Iroh: OH MY, DOKURA GETTING INVOLVED!
Vegeta: NOW WE'RE TALKING!
As Wolfgang's reeling from the shot to the gut, Gingka gets up and notices his opportunity. He bounces off the ropes and hit's a spear with a giant impact on Wolfgang. He then hooks Wolfgang's leg as the crowd goes wild.
1,2,3!
(Bell Rings)
Vegeta: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! AN ANIME IS UNITED STATES CHAMPION!
Iroh: Gingka will go down in history!
Vegeta: Anime solidarity! Nothing like it!
Ash, Gary, Kenta, Madoka, Benkai, Generation Z, Konoha 12, Monkey D. Luffy, and other anime stars come down to the ring to celebrate. They hoist Gingka on their shoulders, as he holds up the belt. Streamers come down and they carry Gingka to the back.
(Commercial)
We see the anime entourage following Gingka as Libby walks up to them.
Libby: Hey Gingka, how does it feel to be the first ever anime US Champion!
Ginga: Hey! I'm probably the happiest guy in the world! I can't believe I'm holding this belt! The first anime champion! Wow, words can't describe my excitement! Well if you excuse me, we're going to PARTY!
They all go down the hall, but they pass Rolf with the Eds hanging by their underwear on poles while Kevin laughs.
Rolf: This will teach you to mess with Rolf!
Kevin: HA HA HA, DORKS!
They walk away to their dressing rooms.
Eddy: ED, YOU IDIOT!
Ed: But it was a good issue Eddy!
Edd: Why do I get into these messes with you guys in the first place?
We now see TW on the Titantron
TW: I have a big announcement! Next week, we will have a cartoon version of NxT! We will have eight rookie tag teams with a pro. And you all have the power in your hands! You can vote for your favorite teams! And whoever wins will get a contract and a guaranteed Tag Team Championship Match whenever they want! Good luck to the Rookies, the Pros, and you fans!
(Back in the ring)
(Bell Rings)
Felix: The following match is a No Holds Barred Fatal Four-Way Match, and it is for the Toon World Championship!
Iroh: The title was vacated at Night of Champions after a draw and the GMs couldn't agree on who won.
Vegeta: I know exactly who won!
Iroh: Sure you do, Vegeta.
(Yu Yu Hakasho Theme plays)
Felix: Coming to the ring, from Japan, Yusuke Urameshi!
Vegeta: This man was cheated out of his World Title two weeks ago! Tonight, he gets it back!
(DBZ 2nd US Theme plays)
Felix: And the opponent, also from Japan, Son Gohan!
Iroh: Gohan had to vacate his title just because of Tsunade's insubordination.
Vegeta: Do I sense some bias in your voice, General?
Iroh: (Ahem), No, Mr. Prince, no you don't.
("I wanna be famous" is heard followed by the NWO Theme from 2002 as the arena goes gray)
Felix: And the opponent, from Canada, representing the CNWO, Owen!
Vegeta: I have to say, this big boy will be a serious challenge for the others.
Iroh: But even giants can fall. Remember, Gohan dropped Owen with two Kame-Kicks. And this is also No Holds Barred, so they can even use chairs!
(Naruto 1st US Theme plays)
Felix: And coming to the ring, from Konoha, Naruto Uzumaki!
Iroh: This boy has the heart of a champion!
Vegeta: But he doesn't have the belt of a champion, and that's what matters!
The four opponents stare each other down as the bell rings. Naruto,Yusuke, and Gohan go after Owen by punching him. But Owen pushes them all off and clotheslines both Yusuke and Gohan, and boots Naruto in the face. Owen then hits a splash on Naruto and pins him.
1,2,
Naruto kicks out. Owen goes on the top rope and tries to go for the O-Quake (Splash of the top rope).
Iroh: He's going to crush Naruto!
Vegeta: That's going to practically kill him!
Owen is about to fly, but Gohan smacks Owen with a chair twice, causing him to fall off. Naruto gets up and helps Gohan with a double suplex. But Owen reverses it and sulexes both of them. Owen is goes on the apron, but Yusuke comes back and smacks him with a chair, causing him to fall off. Yusuke then waits as Gohan gets back up in order to hit the Spirit Driver. But Gohan reverses again and starts unloading a barrage of punches onto Yusuke. He bounces off the ropes and gives Yusuke a flying shoulder block. Gohan then gives Yusuke a knee drop to his face. Gohan then picks Yusuke up and hit's an Atomic Drop. Gohan goes out the ring to get a chair and gets back in the ring. Yusuke kicks the chair onto Gohan's face and while he's down, he hit's a fist drop. Naruto gets back in the ring and gives Yusuke a Lariat. Naruto gets the chair and smacks Yusuke the back. He then goes out of the ring and grabs a sledgehammer. He gets back in the ring, and is about to hit Yusuke, but Gohan hits Naruto with a Jumping Complete Shot. He then dodges a right from Yusuke and hit's a Complete Shot. He then runs to the ropes, jumps off the second one, and hit's a Saiyo-Sault (Lionsault). He goes for a pin.
1,2,
But then Ranma and Trunks run in and break up the pin. They start beating on Gohan, but then Owen runs in and throws Trunks and Ranma out the ring. He goes to pick up Owen, but Gohan reverses with..
Iroh: The Kame-Kick!
Vegeta: Aw come ON!
Gohan gives him a Kame-Kick, but Owen is still standing. He hits another Kame-Kick, and he startes to wobble around. He goes for one more Kame-Kick, but Owen catches his leg, grabs his neck, and hits a Chokeslam. He gets on the top turnbuckle and hits a O-Quake. He then goes for a pin.
1,
2...
Yusuke breaks up the pin and gives Owen a Jumping DDT. He rolls Owen out and pins Gohan.
1,
2...
KICKOUT! Gohan kicks out as the crowd cheers.
Iroh: That was like a millisecond left!
Vegeta: That brat almost lost!
Yusuke throws Gohan out the ring and slams his head on the table. Yusuke goes for a chair and grabs one from under the ring. He is about to hit Gohan with one, but Gohan kicks Yusuke in the gut. He gives him an Evan Bourne-esque knee to Yusuke face as he falls on the table. Gohan gets on the top turnbuckle.
Iroh: Oh come on, he's not going for that, is he!
Vegeta: NOT ON OUR TABLE! ON THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, MAYBE! BUT NOT ON OURS!
Gohan jumps off and Leg Drops Yusuke through the table.
Crowd: WHOA!
Iroh: HE NEARLY BROKE THAT BOY IN HALF!
Vegeta: MY COFFEE! YOU KAKAROT BRAT!
Iroh: I think they maybe out!
Owen wakes up and notices what happened. He picks up Naruto and tries to Chokeslam him, but Naruto reverses and dropkicks Owen in the knees, causing him to fall. Naruto gets on the top turnbuckle. He jumps off and goes for a Double Axe Handle, but out of nowhere, DJ comes out of nowhere and spears Naruto.
Iroh: HEY! HE CAN'T BE HERE! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Vegeta: NO DQ! ANYTHING GOES!
DJ gives Owen a thumbs up as he knows Owen has it in the bag. Owen goes on the top rope to go for the O-Quake. He jumps off, but then Naruto puts his knees up and Owen falls on them. Owen stumbles around in pain as Naruto grabs a chair and smacks Owen with it. Owen falls down, and Naruto goes out the ring and grabs two ladder from under the ring. Naruto puts Owen between the two ladders and gets on the top turnbuckle. He yells "BELIEVE IT!" and jumps off for a Leg Drop, but Owen moves out the way and Naruto crashes into the ladders. Owen then waits for Naruto to get up. Naruto gets up and Owen grabs his neck and lifts him up for a choleslam. But Naruto reverses and DDTs Owen. Yusuke then jumps in and dropkicks Naruto. Yusuke then smirks as he stalks Naruto to hit a Spirit Driver. But Gohan comes back into the ring and punches Yusuke. But Yusuke kicks Gohan in the gut and throws Gohan out the ring. Yusuke turns arounda and is greeted by a kick to the head from Naruto. Naruto then picks Yusuke up, flips him over…
Iroh: GET IT BOY!
Vegeta: No, NOOOOO!
…Naruto hit's the Tombstone Piledriver on Yusuke and pins him.
1...
2...
3!
(Bell rings as the crowd goes crazy)
Iroh: I CAN"T BELIEVE IT!
Vegeta: GAH, FIRST MY TABLE, THEN MY COFFEE, NOW THIS!
Iroh: Tonights just not your night, is it!
Vegeta: SHUT UP, OLD MAN!
Felix: Here's your winner, and your New WWE Toon World Champion, Naruto Uzumaki!
The ref hands Naruto the belt as he gets on his knees to celebrate. He gets back up and holds the belt high in the air.
Iroh: A historical night, indeed! On the Fiftieth Anniversary of Cartoon Wrestling, and we have a young man become NEW WORLD CHAMP!
Vegeta: Well I'm sure that match took a lot out of him!
As Naruto celebrates, Binky Barnes and the Tough Customers come out on the ramp.
Iroh: What are the Tough Customers doing here?
Vegeta: I don't know.
As they stand there, a few more stars walk down: TD and Truman (Martha Speaks); Matt (Cyberchase); Charlie (Clifford the Big Red Dog); Arthur and Buster; Maya, Miguel, Theo, Andy, and Tito (Maya and Miguel); Word Girl and Scoops (Word Girl)
Naruto stares at the group of people on the ramp.
Iroh: More people!
Vegeta: Pardon my French, but what the hell are those PBS Characters doing here!
They start to walk down the ramp and circle the ring with serious looks on their faces.
Iroh: Uh-Oh, I hope this isn't another Nexus!
Vegeta: If it is, I'm getting out of here!
They get on the apron and get in the ring. They stare at Naruto while he figures out what to do. He then figures that he's going to have to get the first hit advantage. He socks Binky in the face as they all jump Naruto.
Iroh: OH MY! WHY IN THE WORLD IS THIS HAPPENING!
They continue to kick him until he's knocked out. Lee, Choji, Kiba, and Shikamaru come out to help, only to suffer the same fate.
Vegeta: What's happening!
They pick up Naruto and let Tito hit a CrossRhodes type move. Miguel picks him up and gives him a Soccer Kick to the face. Rattles then picks Naruto up and Chokeslams him. They pick up a chair and fold it down. Binky then gives Naruto a Urunaigi onto the chair, breaking it. The PBS Kids then circle around their opponent while Binky holds up Naruto's belt.
Vegeta: They dismanted our new Champ!
Iroh: I can't believe this. Our Anniversary night, and these PBS Kids ruin it! What does this PBS Invasion want with Naruto?
Vegeta: Maybe this is what Binky meant when he said they will "Rock the foundation of Animated".
Iroh: Well, we'll see you on Smackdown for the move to SyFy. Hopefully We can get an explanation.
The show ends with the PBS Invasion holding their hands up high as Naruto and his friends lay wasted around the ring area.
A/N: I hope you all enjoyed. I won't be doing Raw and Smackdown all the time. So most of the time, it's just Animated. Also, if you have any Tag Teams you want me to use, please suggest. I hope you enjoy Animated! Thanks for reading, and please review!