Disclaimer: If I owned Invader Zim, I would have Richard Horvitz's autograph, which I don't have.
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Irken Invader Zim, was working on an Earth's doomsday device and that's where this starts out. When he got the call and how this came to be.
"This work of my genius, will bring doom upon all of the stink-beasts on this planet." Zim said, smiling evilly. Zim stood there in a green scientist robe and goggles over his ruby red eyes. There were few zapping sounds as Zim poked at the cube.
His idiot robot dog, Gir came running in. He was laughing like a maniac as usual and bumped into Zim, causing him to stab it and the cube thing exploded.
"GIR!!!" Zim yelled, angrily and covered in soot. Gir stopped in front of him and looked at him.
"Gir-" Zim started.
"I'm gonna make a cake!" Gir yelled, running out of the room, screaming. Leaving a bewildered Zim covered in soot.
"Incoming Message from the Massive." Computer announced and The Tallest showed up on a screen in front of Zim.
"Eh, Greetings my Tallest." Zim said, with a bow.
"Zim, we've had a long decision and decided to reassign you to another planet." Tallest Red said, eyeing Zim.
"But, my Tallest, I am so close to taking over the filthy humans." Zim said.
"Yes, but ... this planet ... is more ... challenging than other planets, so we thought you could do it." Tallest Purple said, slowly.
"Yes, I see..." mumbled Zim.
"We will be sending you a spaceship, that should arrive in a few days. So be ready for it." Said Red.
"I will not disappoint you my Tallest. Zim out." Zim said, proudly. The screen went black.
"Why are we sending a ship to get him? He might be able to get lost in his voot cruiser." Commented Purple.
"Yes, that might be true, but we can lock the controls, so the ship goes straight to Kri, and so he can't go back for any reason." Red said, with a smile. There was a small silence and the Tallest started laughing and cracking up.
"Computer! Take me up!" Zim yelled. The computer brought Zim up to the kitchen floor. The irken looked around in disgust; everything was covered in a sickening green cake batter. Zim rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming along. He walked into the other room and found Gir sitting on the couch, eating a bowl of the cake batter.
"Gir!" he ordered, closing his eyes.
"Yes my master." Gir said, turning red and saluting.
"The Almighty Tallest have decided, due to my genius, to reassign us to a different planet." Zim said, looking proud, "Get what you want, I will have to deactivated the house."
"PIG!!!!" Gir yelled.
"I will be going to school, today. To tell my worm baby classmates, that I'll be leaving." Zim said.
"Right now?" asked Gir.
"Yes." Answered Zim.
"You can't." Said Gir.
"Why not?" asked Zim.
"You're covered in black stuff!" Gir yelled, happily.
"Er, yes! The Almighty Zim will change into his disguise, before leaving, Gir." He answered. Zim looked at himself, noticing he was still covered in soot, in a scientist robe, and with goggles.
"EEEEEeeeeee!!!" yelled Gir, running off. Zim went off to change and clean up himself.
Later on at school, Zim walked into the school, prouder than ever. Causing Dib to become suspicious and confused.
"What's with you space boy?" Dib asked, jumping in front of Zim.
"Can't a normal human like me, be extra happy once in a while?" Zim asked.
"Your not a normal human, or even a human for that matter-" Dib said.
"Liessss!!" Zim hissed at him, pointing at him, "I am a human, you stink-beast!"
"But-" Dib started, before the five minute bell rang, interrupting him. Zim smiled and ran to class, with Dib close behind. They sat down and Dib as always was looking at Zim, suspiciously. Miss Bitters appeared behind her desk and looked at all the students, giving them glares.
"Okay class, today I will talk about how the world will end and how doomed you all are." Miss. Bitters hissed. Zim raised his hand and waved it in the air like crazy.
"What is it Zim." Miss. Bitters hissed, glaring at him.
"I, the Almighty Zim! Will be moving and today is my last day at this, teaching place." Zim annouced.
"Finally, a doomed student is leaving." Miss. Bitters said and she went on her lecture thing. When the lunch bell rang, Dib thought it had taken forever. Zim marched out of the room and into the lunchroom. The human caught up with him and asked "Is that why you are so happy about? That you are moving." Dib asked.
"Yes, Dib-human, I will be far away from you and your big head." Zim said, smiling.
"Hey! My head is not big." Dib said, glaring at Zim. Zim had already started walking away, when Dib started answering. Dib ran after him and into the lunchroom.
The lunchroom was packed with students, talking, eating, and sniffing stuff. Zim went in line to get lunch and sat at an empty table. Dib got lunch and looked for Gaz. When he found her, they sat down on the other side of the table.
"Look at him, he's planning something Gaz. That moving stuff is just so we all will let down our guards." Dib observed.
"Shut up!" Gaz said, pressing furiously on the buttons of her gameslave.
"People don't just move, not without warning." Dib said.
"Maybe they do, now stop talking." Gaz growled.
"There's something up and where would he move to anyways?" Dib asked.
"Maybe he's going to a different planet." Gaz said, meaning to be sarcastic.
"Why would his Leaders send him to another planet?" Dib questioned. Gaz growled at him and walked over to Zim. Zim looked at her in question and before he asked anything, she said "My brother is being annoying and over here it's quiet."
Zim just nodded and continued to poke at his food. Gaz looked up at him and shook her head.
"What Gaz-human?" Zim asked.
"You know, you don't have to get food in order to seem like a human." Gaz said, not looking up from her game.
"Huh?" Zim asked, confused.
"You don't see me with food everyday, do you? People don't think i'm any different creature." Gaz simplifed.
"People are too scare of you to think otherwise stink-beast." Zim mumbled. Gaz looked at him in question and Zim just went back to poking his food.
When lunch was over, Zim threw his food away and marched back to class. Gaz left the lunchroom with Zim in order to avoid any questions from Dib.
After school Zim started to walk home from school. Dib jumped in front of him and asked "What did you do to my sister? She's ignoring me!"
"Hasn't she always been like that?" Zim asked with a small laugh.
"No! Wait yea, but it's more than usual." Dib said, angrily.
"Why do you think the Zim did something?" Zim asked him.
"You are trying to take over." Dib said.
"Not since my mighty brain meats got me assigned to a different planet, wormbaby." said Zim.
"Oh." said Dib, as Zim walked back to his base.
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Authors Note
Ha! Made this one longer, this took me forever to write. (I wrote it all in one day) Anyways, i'm tired it's 9:48 and I have crappy school tomorrow. There was some comedy in this chapter, it's hard to not have comedy with this show. I also had a deja vu while typing it so yea. I think Zim would look cute in the scientist outfit.
Zim will go to Kri in the next chapter, couldn't put it in here. I need something to write about in the next chapter.
Please leave a review, at least two reviews and I will continue, it's not that hard.
Zantor: I got out!
Me: Nooooo!!!!