The Ultimate Pok'e Fanfic!

by kster

A Pokemon adventure of ULTIMATE proportions! Kira and Danny are two new Pokemon trainers,and during their epic journey they meet tons of new friends, from a druggie Jirachi to a homosexual James! Be prepared to laugh like you've never laughed before! R&R!

2. Brock and Sudowoodo ?

MUST READ THIS!

After every chapter or so (it depends) I'll be posting one of me, Larvitars and Ashxmisty's skits so here's the first one that I wrote! Please don't be offened by any of what we write because its' just for fun and we still love Pokemon but mocking can be a little fun! Authoress out!

DISCLAIMER: I always do these don't I? I must really annoy people by repeating the smae things so I'll say it simply like this: I don't own Pokemon and I don't name a cap called Freddy! (or do I?)

KSTER'S SKIT!

WE SEE OUR HEROES WALKING IN THE PARK...

Ash: Singing, "I like pizza, I like fries, I like pies that fall from trees!"

Dawn: "WOULD YOU SHUT UP!"

Ash: Gulps, "Yes ma'am!" salutes

Dawn:"Where's Brock gone now?"

Misty:"I think that he's gone off women for awhile now."

Ash:"What do you mean Mist?"

Misty:"Look over there!" points to where Brock is licking a Sudowoodo

Pikachu: Shields eyes

Jirachi: Smoking ciggarette, "That's even more disturbing, last time he tried to hit on a bananna peel, poor guy."

Misty:"Ash, you called me Mist! I love you!"

Ash:"I love you yoo misty!" and they both start maing out!

Dawn:"WELL I'M NOT JUST GOING TO STAND HERE!" And angrily starts twirling around

Pikachu: Walks up to Misty

Misty: "Borrow my mallet sure! Just make sure to aim for the head!"

Pikachu:Grabs mallet and wacks Brock unconsious

May: Walks by, "Dodododododododododododo dodododododo!"
Max: "Shut up with that lullaby! We already heard you in the 7th movie!"
May: "Me have no brain!" starts singing again

Kenny: "She said do do!" starts laughing uncontrollably on the ground

Max: Sees Misty and Ash making out, may repeatedly singing "Do do!", Dawn screaming about the world while twirling, Brock laying uncosious on top of Sudowoodo in an disgusting style, Kenny laughing uncontrollaby on the ground and Pikachu hitting Spearow like tennis balls with Misty's mallet
Max: "Is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture?"

A FEW HOURS LATER...

Dawn: "I am totally the greatest! I just got a ribbon! I just got a ribbon! I just got a ribbon!"

Misty: "DAWN YOU'D BETTER BE QUITE OR I'LL STUFF YOU RIBBONS SOMEWHERE ELSE!"

Dawn: Gulps,

Ash: "She's sweet the first minute, and can hit you with a frying pan the next. That's my Misty!"

TO BE CONTINUED SOON...