Yo yo yo! Here I am, and Chiro is scheduled for the stake! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Chiro: Shut up.
Me: YOU shut up, or I'll... I'll... I'll be forced to... to... do something.
Chiro: (rolls eyes) Yeah, totally.
Me: No really, I will. And it'll be in this chapter!
Chiro: Uh oh...
Chapter two - WITCH! (not the TV show)
Chiro was pulled into a strange building, where a weird guy in a huge wig was standing.
"What is it?" he asked in a strangely high voice.
"He's a WITCH!" someone shouted.
"How do you know he is a witch?" said Big Wig.
"He made all this green light come out of nowhere!"
"And he's got a wart!"
"No I don't!" shouted Chiro.
"And he turned me into a toad!" someone else shouted. Everyone turned and stared at him.
"I... I got better." he stammered.
Big Wig looked at Chiro closely. "He does look like a witch..." he said. "And he has funny clothes on."
"But these aren't my normal clothes!" Chiro shouted, and to prove it he went out of Hyper mode and into normal mode. That just made things worse.
"HE'S A WITCH!" someone screamed.
"WE HAVE PROOF!" someone else shouted.
"AND HIS WART'S GOTTEN BIGGER!"
"I don't have a wart, you dumb ass!" Chiro snapped.
A huge gasp echoed through the crowd. "He said a bad word!" someone whispered.
Big Wig grinned. "He will be burned at the stake tomorrow morning!"
"Aww," someone groaned. "Why not now?"
"Because I said!" snapped Big Wig, his voice even higher than usual. "Now take him away!"
"You- You can't take me away!" Chiro shouted. "I AM THE LEADER OF THE SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM! I'M NOT A BLOODY WITCH!"
Another gasp ran through the crowd. "He said another bad word!" they all cried.
"What's a robot?" someone piped up.
"Well," said Chiro uncomfortably. "They aren't actually robots, they're cyborgs."
"What's a cyborg?" someone else said loudly.
"Half robot, half monkey." Chiro replied.
"What's a robot?"
"That doesn't matter!" cried Big Wig. "He has a witch's knowledge!"
And the crowd began to drag Chiro away. They pulled him over to a old, dirty jail, where they locked him up to be burned the next day.
Chiro sighed. This was not his day.
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The monkeys watched in horror as Chiro's Torso Tank went sailing away.
"We've got to help him!" cried Nova.
"But where did he go?" said Otto, confused.
Chiro was nowhere in sight.
"Monkeys!" said Antauri, taking control. "Split up, and try to find him! If you cannot find him after about two hours, come back here!"
"Right!" came the reply.
"Good." said Antauri. "Monkeys, MOBILIZE!"
Heh heh heh... locked in a dirty cell... gonna scheduled for the stake the next day... Yeah, this really aint your day, Chiro!
Chiro: I hate you.
Me: Don't be mean...
Chiro: Why not?
Me: Coz maybe... just maybe I won't be so hard on you... depends on the reviewers. Shall I show mercy to Chiro in the story? Or shall I not? Your choice, dearest reviewers!