Hey guys, I'm back. I wrote this after I got home from works so I didn't get to ready any reviews, so, I have no idea what you guys think. I'm going to complete the story in a few chapters and try to finish it up quickly. Maybe 10 chapters total. Thanks again ForcedInduction for letting me use your one-shot as a basis for this. I couldn't have wrote it better myself! On with the story!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KICK-ASS! BUT IF I DID, MINDY WOULD STILL KICK MAJOR ASS!

Ch. 2: Who said age matters?

[Sometime in the past before the last chapter]

(David POV)

The room in the safe house farthest from the door was the designated training room. It had a full gym and a mat for hand-to-hand combat. The work out machines had weights that went up to 600 Lbs. Like really? Who needed a 600 pound weight?

I asked Mindy that question one day while working out. She said it was her dads. The weights were for Big Daddy…

I asked her several time in the months after her father's death if she was ok. She would always reply that she was and told me to forget about it… Sometimes, she acted if her dad had never existed. I guess that's how she dealt with the pain.

After the D'Amico incident, she taught me everything she knew. She taught me how to shoot, how to fight… how to kill. She trained me to become the new Big Daddy, I realized. She was filling the gap with me. It was obvious really, but I let her. I promised on Damon's grave I would look after her. So, I did.

We fought together, killing any motherfucker that dared to try and rule the streets. In the last four years, we saved over 400 people and killed over 500 gangbangers. It felt good. We were finally cleaning up the streets. But I knew something was off about her.

It was a few months after she had turned 12 that I had started picking up weird signals from her. Like, one time, after we had foiled a robbery, I caught her staring at me while I was driving her home. I asked what was up and she said to "forget about it, fuck-face."

I dropped it for a while. I had asked Marcus about it a few weeks later when Mindy was getting ready to go out on patrol with me. He told me that he didn't know, and that it was a girl thing… Yeah right. A few weeks after that, I caught her going through my drawers at home. When I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm just looking for your porn stash."

That one had me really freaked out. She laughed and said she was just kidding and told me to drop it.

I had also talked to Katie about it. She said not to worry about it and it would probably go away, then, she proceeded to try and make me hang up the costume like she had so many times before.

The next incident was when Mindy and I had gotten back from a patrol and we decided to watch a movie. She was all over me during the movie. She even tried to sit on my lap! At one point, I had to pause the movie so I could ask her what she was doing. She stated that she was just being hyper or something.

I reluctantly bought it and filed it away for later. The incidents just keep occurring. The intensity of her actions increased to a 'breaking point', and then she did something I would have never happen. One night, after a tiresome patrol, she kissed me. Now, I was used to Brotherly kisses, but this was a full out lip-to-lip contact kiss… and it surprised the HELL out of me.

We had just walked through the door into the hideout. I had taken off my mask after we had checked the perimeter and security systems. I had thrown myself unto the couch and let out a sigh and reached for the remote for the Television. That's when it happened. She walked right up to me and gave me a kiss.

(Flash back)

I recoiled and gave her a shocked look. "What the hell, Mindy? What was that for?" I asked.

"I like you Dave." She said.

"I know. I like you too?" I said, perplexed.

"No, I mean really like." She replied.

It took a minute for my brain to process what I had just been told. All the while, Mindy, still in her Hit-Girl get up (minus the mask) put her hands behind her back and rocked on her heels.

"So? Do you like me back?" She asked. I could tell she was nervous as hell… so was I.

"I-I… Mindy, even if I did like you like that, your way too young for me to even think about dating you! Hell, I have a girlfriend already. I'm sorry Mindy." I leaned forward and put my hands on my knees, waiting for her reply.

Her face scrunched up in a fit of some emotion, and then she turned away from me. I feared the worst when she had turned away from me. I was about to put my hand on her shoulder when she suddenly turned, her face featuring a big smile.

"Ok! I guess I'll have to prove to you that I'm better that Katie and make you like me!" She said enthusiastically.

Once again, I sat shocked and confused… Had she take my answer as a challenge? A though raced through my head, so fast I almost missed it, 'Oh shit. I've gotten myself in some deep shit… again.'

She smiled and literally skipped out of the room.

~K-A/H-G~

(Mindy's POV –Flash Back-)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Damn it! ARGH! Why? Why did this happen? Why couldn't he just say yes? Damn it! I thought I was right! I should have thought about Katie and the fucking age difference. What the fuck does age matter? I get him. He gets me. He cares deeply for me. And I LOVE HIM god damn it! So why couldn't he just say yes!?

Ok. Calm down M. You can think about this clearly. How will I make him like me? Hmm… First I need to break him and Katie up before I can try anything. But how am I going to do that? Maybe I could stage it to make her think that he was cheating on her? No, that would only hurt him in the long run…

Damn. I put myself in a corner and I can't fight my way out of it with knives and guns. Ok now. I think I may understand what he sees me as…

To him, I'm a 'little sister' that uses guns and sharp objects to kill mobsters. What I need to do first is break that image… but how would I do that? 'Sex up' my costume? Nah. Maybe I could actually act like a girl? No, not that… maybe I should try and use reverse phycology on him? Daddy always said it could get things to go your way… but that would mean I have to act like a girl and not a hero/assassin.

Shit. My options are limited here… What to do, what to do…

I hope this fucking works, or else I'm destined to be blocked in the dreaded Friend-Zone… So this is what it feels like? Heh, Now I know why guys hate being here…

~K-A/H-G~

A/N: DONE! Another chapter here for you! Sorry it took so long. I finally got this done. Took me a while to write it. I'll try to get the other story's chapters up this month… but I got to go back to school soon… damn. Anyway, leave a comment for ideas on the next chapter. I really need 'em.

So… who's going to see the new Kick-Ass movie?