Welcome to THE REAL 1st chapter of this chaotic story!
Of course the Reclaimer …Uh I mean Disclaimer. {cookies to anyone who knows what game I got the whole Reclaimer thing from}! I don't own Metroid {unless you think owning a copy of it counts} and I don't own Halo, Pokémon, Star Wars, Mario, Sonic, Pepto Bismol or Mcdonalds.
Chapter 1123. I MEAN Chapter 1.
In the vastness of space a small orange ship is drifting. In the background you can hear many elephants suffering from a bad case of Diarrhea. A brief pause and all the sudden words drift down the screen like in Star Wars. IN A SOLAR SYSTEM NOT SO FAR AWAY THE EVIL DARK WORLD MONSTERS CALLED ING WERE DEFEATED THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF SAMUS ARAN. BUT NEW EVILS AWAIT INCLUDING FLYING WORDS DRIFTING THROUGH SPACE WASTING PEOPLES TIME AND EVEN MARY SUES! SAMUS: "OKAY THAT WAS WEIRD." NARRATOR: "I know."
Sorry for the short chapter I have to do this at school cause my home computer got fryed! See you next chapter!