Heyyyyyy! Here's ep 2,3,and 4 I hope you enjoy!
Id also like to thank Player-5 for being my first reviewer on this story and EVER for any of my writing's :)
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CHAP 2 TALKING TREEZ AND HOBO'S
So I was folowing the pee yellow dirt road to DDD's cassle, it was ok even though puffing (flying) at two mph is slow but better than walking. Then I got to a small bilding and I had to climb crap and they put it in the middle of the frakin road where it surves no purpus (unless its some kind of homeless shelter) cuz there was these hobo's and they was like "DEADLY TREE AHEAD" and crap so I just whent ahead FELL cuz none of those hobo's put a frakin latter there.
"Stupid hobo's...
"HEY YOU BROKE MY NOSE!" Some hobo shouted.
"Well sorry yo useless hobo's cant get a frakin latter."
"I ant a hobo im a tree."
"SO? Yo even more useless."
"You take that back i...have...APPLE'S!"
"So you give hobo's apples?"
"No no one get these apple's."
"Ok can I go?"
"NO youll never as long as i am here."
"Ok i can fix that."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ON FIRE STOOOOPPPPPP PUT IT OUT!"
"Yo shoulda let me pass and I wount of got out my maches and burned yo up."
Well the tree burned down to reveal a sparkling star! Then (cuz im so awsome) I did my brakdance and let the rest of the forest cech on fire...what ever the hobo's can make use of them selves and becume firefiters! See im changing the world now to go end dictatorship, hunger, and anoying people from dreamland!
Oh btw I got them apples! (Literaly) Gave some to the hobo's to be quiet about me burning the forest kept afew for the travel and sent the rest (on the food crapping star thing) to DL! (dreamland)