Author's Note: Just to tell you guys, this fic. has MAJOR OOCness, and that I can't help it unless I change characters, but then that would make me have to redo a lot of things in this, so please bear with me on this peeps.

So... who hates me for being on hiatus... for a LOOONNNNNNNGGGG time...? I haven't been up for writing... I just died off and... died... D: Forgive me?

Disclaimer: Maybe, if you had a life, you would be making more money than trying to sue me for saying I own 'Naruto' or 'A Walk To Remember'

Onwards!

Chapter 1

Monday Morning

After getting a huge scolding from my mom- when I say a huge scolding, you don't even know how bad I truly got it- I took my shower, that was cut short by approximately 20 minutes and not to mention I wasn't going to get much of a breakfast but a banana. Cursing under my breath, I make my way to my car which I found wasn't parked where it was always was parked.

Unable to truly remember what it was that had happened to my car, I just began to walk towards school, knowing fully that I was going to be late for my first class, but I didn't care at all. I just kept walking towards the place where I was going to most likely get expelled from by the king of all bastards that I hated for my life.

Walking through two blocks, my cellphone started to vibrate as I instinctively reached towards the device of which I knew was going to connect me to someone that was so going to yell at me for being so reckless. While I kept on walking all the same time trying to fish out my cellphone, my whole body crashed into another person's and I yelped from the overwhelming pain that shot through my body from the contact that caused me to fall to the ground.

'I swear I didn't feel any pain when I was just awake, but then again... My headache made me not feel anything but the throbbing of my whole body.' I thought to myself as I tried to get myself up.

Whimpering from the pain, I slowly got up from all the pain and looked over to the person who knocked me over and saw that said person had already walked away, not even sparing a glance at me when I was about to burst from my anger for their indifference.

Looking around my surroundings, I get up with relatively a few throbs of pain until I see that Kiba pulls up beside me on the road with his flashy car laughing at lacking use of transportation. Kiba looks over at me with a face and speaks up from the loud blaring music that continuously hurts my ears.

"Yo, Naruto! Where the heck is your car?" He asks me sounding like a dog with the IQ of 15.

"I don't know you dumbass and my whole damn body is aching from yesterday! I can't believe I actually did that with you guys... it was totally stupid and now that kid is probably going to have to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life!" I whisper as quietly as possible.

"Well... are you going to get into the car or not?" Kiba laughs as he unlocks the door for me to get into the car.

"Thanks for the ride Dog-breath."

"Screw you, Naru-chan."

And that was how I got to school without getting late.

In Class

"So Naruto, how the heck did you get away from the cops without getting caught?" Sakura asks with her usual perk, all the while staying quiet so that the teacher doesn't hear.

"I drove like I would've normally drove, duh Sakura." I respond as I try to get some sleep that I was lacking from the night.

Then, the speaker sounded and a voice that I didn't like very much came on. "Could Uzumaki Naruto please head down to the office immediately please?".

"You heard the principal," our teacher for the time block; Asuma announced to me as I groaned and got out of my seat and headed my way down towards the damned place that I took a trip to almost ever week.

As I reached the door, I could hear the snickers of my friends and I rolled my eyes at their display of stupidity.

Principal's Office

As I head towards the secretary at the table, he immediately asks, "What is it this time Uzumaki-kun?"

Groaning from how frustrating my life always got, I respond with, "I have no idea actually, Deidara-san."

"Well, Orochimaru-sensei would like to see you now." Deidara chuckles as I make my way over to the door that I seriously shouldn't ever go back into.

"Naruto-kun, take a seat please." The slithery snake like principal almost demands but still makes the statement seem like a request.

"I'd rather stand... this isn't going to be long right?"

"Actually, this time is going to take some time to discuss, now if you would please take a seat Naruto." The principal replies as I take a seat across from him taking in the putrid smells of the office that could seriously use some lysol. Orochimaru then reaches under his desk, taking two bottles of beer, and reaching down to take another two bottles, placing them in front of me.

"A student claims that you've been drinking on school property Saturday night," he starts with a smirk, "Lucky for you,

"Hm, and I actually thought that getting expelled wasn't going to take too long because I've already packed everything up, principal."

"Heh, it isn't going to be that easy to expel yourself from this school, Naruto-kun." The snake laughs as he continues, "Now lets check over all of the offences that you have done this time, shall we?"

"Sure, whatever. As if I ever listen to them anyways." I mutter as Orochimaru begins his list.

"If you want to get out of trouble sooner, you may want to actually listen, it might do you some good." He replies and continues, "Anyhow, I will start with the trespassing on the factory-"

"How would you know that it was me that broke into whichever factory it was?" I abruptly cut him off.

"Because the police found bottles of alcohol around the factory. I assume that you have consumed some alcohol last night from how you look. Also, you are charged with assault on Haku, running into a car while running a red light and it is also assumed that you were driving under the influence during the accident." The damned snake finished with a sigh and a chuckle as he looked at my shocked expression.

"..." I couldn't answer at all as Orochimaru kept on speaking.

"Apparently, they are willing to let you off without throwing you into prison, fining you, or getting you expelled from my school as long if I see to it that you are punished severely. This is probably going to be your last chance, Naruto-kun... don't mess up like you always do."

"Whatever, could you just tell me what I need to do so I can get out of here already?" I rather rudely reply to him.

"Well, for the rest of this semester, you are going to have to help out the janitors clean the school, go to another school to help tutor students, accumulate a total of 30 hours of community services over the time period of one week, and lastly, you are going to have to take part in the school spring play that is performed in the second semester, which will require for you to go through both this semester and the next for this specific punishment. Got it?" The snake seemed out of breath after that and I nodded at the list.

"So... am I going to get a list of the things that I will need to do then?" I ask while getting up from the chair that I had to sit on for so long.

"Yes, I have already prepared one for you." He answers as I take the sheet of paper that he gives me with a devious smile that is for sure hiding something.

"Thank you very much, now if you excuse me." I state as I leave the room and say bye to Deidara before leaving the office all together.

By the time I got out, the bell rung, signaling fourth lunch. Catching up with my friends again, I can't concentrate on hanging out when all this shit already is being pushed on me. First my car got towed away, next I have that list to clear up and now I have to spend all of my social life time on these extra curriculars who the fuck even does that kind of shit, seriously.

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"Naruto... Naruto... Naruto!" Someone screams.

"Huh...?" I answer stupidly as I remember that I was ignoring everyone around me.

"Dude... what's been going on with you lately...? Did Orochimaru really give you a lot of shit just cause of that kid, whatever his name is?" Kiba asks.

'What an ass, he doesn't even know Haku's name,' I think as I groan in annoyance.

"Yeah Naruto... you haven't even touched your lunch... you normally are the first to finish." Sakura adds as she puts her hand on my shoulder only to be shrugged off as I lean away from my group of friends for the first time since elementary.

A minute later, the bell rings and thank god it did because I swear that everyone was going to strangle me for ignoring them.

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The rest of my classes were uneventful as none of them had any of my friends in them. The only person I could recognize probably wouldn't even talk back to me, so I just ended up falling asleep.

"Uzumaki Naruto, are you falling asleep in class again?" My teacher since the ninth grade, Hatake-sensei asks in a goofy way.

"Of course not," I yawn as I rub my eyes, while stretching.

"In case you've missed something, I just announced that you were going to be our classes main project." He grins widely and disturbingly.

Never in my whole entire high school career have I ever seen that glint in his eyes. The glint of an old and most of all, perverted schemer. As he began his explanation on what was going on, my eyes widened as the rest of the class giggled.

Believe me, you don't want to know, cause even I had to block out my ears after the first four words he said. "You're a child's father."

Groaning as the last class ended, I wonder what I'm going to do about all the classes I've missed. Just then, Sakura pops up out of nowhere and damn she's as pretty as usual.

"Hey Naruto, how was last period?" She asks, like normal.

"Well... I dunno... I was asleep for most of it... and the rest I ignored. By the way, want to help me study for the classes we have together since we have more than half of them together?" I finish hopefully.

"Uh, I'd love to... but I kind of can't because I have things like work after school... you'll have to ask someone else. Perhaps the fat pig." She chuckles.

"Ino you mean?" I ask, twitching.

"Yeah... not like she'll hurt you?" She doesn't sound assuring.

"Well either ways I have to go... my mom has ten feet into the ground and I probably won't be getting anywhere other than here anytime soon."

"Later then Naruto!" She whispers as she walks away with the crowd of students.

I rush down the flights of stairs until I hit the main floor. Heading to the main entrance of the high school, I walk until I'm about a good block away from school, until I sprint home. Unluckily for me, I run straight into someone familiar and we both fall the the ground.

As I try my best to get up without getting anymore dust on myself, I get through the pain and agony of my aching body just to get up. I wonder how I got through the whole day without feeling any of this right now.

'Ugh, I swear that my butt's bruised now,' I scowl.

Brushing myself off, I look around to see that all of my surroundings are fuzzier than they were a few seconds ago. Shaking my head abruptly, my vision clears up and I guess what the first thing I see is.

None other than the weirdest of the weird christian freaks of all time: Uchiha Sasuke.

Author's Note: See what I mean about the OOCness?! Sasuke of ALL people is NOT a christian freak... only cause he seems so... anti-christ... heh... Review pl0x

Shindo,
Nyu (: