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"thinking''
entity/hollow/zanpakuto speaking
techniques used
Chapter 2:
''IIIIIIIIIIIICHHIIIIIIGOOOOO!''
Panicked eyes snapped open. ''Damn it. I forgot about him. Hey, Rukia wake up, he said running to the bed.''
''Mmn, five more minutes.''
''Shit, I have to hide her before he comes. Picking Rukia up, he made his way towards the closet, but in his panicked state forgot about the futon on the floor. Tripping, he landed on Rukia in a misleading position.
Slamming open the door he came shouting in. ''TIME TO GET UP ICHi- go?''
''Uh, dad this isn't what it looks like.''
''NO, Misaki, my dear sweet. Our son has fallen so low as to prey on innocent sleeping girls. What shall I do?''
''Damn it dad! This was an accident. I tripped!''
''There is only one thing that can pull him back to the light side. That is a manly hug from daddy dearest. Come on son, let us embrace.''
''That sounded so wrong'', Ichigo thought disgustedly.''
Pang! A pan to the head and he was out for the count. ''Dad, leave Ichi nii and his girlfriend alone, Yuzu said dragging Isshin down the stairs.'' And Ichigo come down for breakfast, make sure to bring your girlfriend.''
''She's not my girlfriend.''
''Not yet kingy, he he.''
''Argh, shut it. Looking down at Rukia's face he decided to get her up. By slapping her.
''I would slap her with something else. Wink, wink.''
'' Mn, i'm up. Stop slapping me before I bite you, ''she said sitting up.''
''Yeah well, I'll take the shower down stairs you can use this one. Come down once you're done.''
Kurosaki Kitchen
''Everyone this is Rukia. She just moved her and didn't have a place to go, so I invited over.
''Nice to meet you everyone. Thank you for your hospitality.''
''No problem Rukia, your welcome to stay as long as you want, Isshin exclaimed happily.''
''Welp, It's time for Rukia and I to get to school. Later.''
School Office
''And here is your uniform Ms. Kuchuki.''
''Thank you and goodbye.''
''So that little device can change memories huh?'' Ichigo said opening the door.''
''Nope, it adds and removes them. But, it only works on those with low spirit energy.''
Classroom
Walking through the door expecting to get scolded for being late he saw the teacher sitting at her desk.
''I was informed why you were late Mr. Kurosaki have a sit.
''Students, this beside me is Rukia Kuchuki.''
''Konnichiwa everyone, please take good care of me.''
''Psst Ichigo, do you know her, ''whispered Keigo.''
''Yeah, she's staying with us.''
''You are so lucky having a cute girl like Rukia in the same house as you. It's just not fair I tell you, ''Keigo whined.''
''Inoue raise your hand please.''
''Here! Inoue exclaimed happily.''
''You will be seated next to her Ms. Kuchuki.''
On the Roof
''So, Ichigo , Rukia? How did you two meet, questioned Tatsuki.''
''Well
(Flashback)
''I was selling matches like always. When a giant robot hand grabbed me out of nowhere. It wanted to take me away to it's castle and make me the turtle princess. Help, I screamed. No one came. When I thought all was lost he came. Wearing his blue tights and red cape, he pried the robot's hands open to free me. He beat the robot back and-
(End Flashback)
''That is not how it happened!''
''I didn't know Ichigo was a super hero, stated Orihime.''
''I'm not. I met her in the neighborhood and she didn't have a place to stay so I invited her to stay with me. That's all that happened.''
''Don't worry Ichigo I'll keep your secret, exclaimed Orihime.''
He sweat dropped. ''No one listens to me anymore.''
Before anymore could be said the bell rang, signifying the end of lunch and the start of P.E.
Trackfield
Two figures where seen hiding behind some trees.
'' Hah ha ha, it is time.''
''Yes.''
''Binoculars?''
''Check.''
''Camera?''
''Right here?''
''We can finally commence our plan. Operation: Short Shorts. I am not gonna lie. Some of us may die but we will do it for our country.''
''Look, here they come.''
''Coming onto the field was Ichigo's class. The girls started doing stretches wearing gym shorts.''
''Old man, zoom in on Orihime and Tatsuki.''
''The girls had no idea that were getting pictures taken of them.''
''What the hell are you two doing?''
''Oh shit, kingys here. Abort operation I repeat Abort operation!
He grabbed Hichigo by his collar before he could run off.
''Old man keep the camera safe and live on.''
''I'll never forget you captain, saluted Zangetsu with a tear running down his cheek.
''What was in that camera Hichigo?''
''I'll never talk. I will die for my country.''
''What the hell are going on about?''
''Ichigo get over here, someone yelled.''
''You're lucky I have to go, he said running off.''
''Free at last, ha ha.''
Walking home with Rukia
''Ichigo who were you talking to a P.E?''
''No one, just some peepers.''
''Don't me mad kingy, we got some pictures of Rukia as well.''
''Idiot.''
ROOOOOOAR
''Finally a hollow, Ichigo said running behind a house dispersing from his body.''
''Don't worry, i'll take good care of your body kingy.''
(I'm gonna skip to where Uryu shows up) (Play Quincy Craft)
''Before he could find it its signature disappeared. ''You've finally come out of hiding Uryu.''
''How did you know it was me?''
''Ichigo is everything alright, Rukia said arriving.''
''Yeah, Rukia this is Uryu, a Quincy.''
''Hmph, another soul reaper. You bastards killed my grandfather. You're my enemy.''
''Yeah yeah, that's all well and good but we got to take care of these hollows.''
''This town isn't big enough for the both us.
''What is this, some old cowboy movie, Ichigo thought with a sweat drop.''
''You soul reapers are not needed. How about a bet? Whoever can kill the most hollows stays, he says bringing out a white stick.''
''Don't break that hollow bait. It'll attract all kinds of hollows.''
''It starts now, Uryu stated breaking the bait.''
(Skip to the menos grande fight)
''CRAP, you attracted a menos grande, Rukia shouted.''
''I guess it's finally time to show a little of my power.''
''Guys, stand back.''
''What, Ichigo there is no way you can take that thing.''
''Don't worry about me. I'll be fine,'' he said giving her a reassuring smile.''
''You better.''
Charging his sword with spirit energy he took a stance. Getsuga Tensho! He swung his blade letting out a giant, blue crescent wave splitting the menos in half.
''What I tell you hime,'' giving her a charming smile making her blush.''
A few buildings away
''He's hiding his power. Isn't that right little kitty?
''Meow''