We (me and neighbors who are helping me write this) have all seen the movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so the fic might resemble the movies. Both the old or new one, so enjoy! Here's the awaited chapter two!

Chapter Two: Never Say "Weird"

"Willy Wakka... that's an interesting name, it's kinda weird." Brother pointed out. Willy Wakka snarled at the crazed teenager, and gave him a death-stare. "That word is not permitted in this factory!"

"And you sir, what about you?" He continued. "Are you not weird, are you? I mean look at your hideous outfit, where is your shirt for chocolate's sakes! And the makeup, and tattoos, what are you? A diva pop monkey?"

"Diva... pop monkey?" Rikku liked the word 'monkey'; it was the codein Zanarkand after all.

"You, call me 'diva pop-monkey'? Oui pek eteudel sunuh! Oui ryja binbma lmudrac, yht E's faent? Oui ryja syzun eccicac syh. OUI YNA FAENT!"

Willy Wakka grew extremely outraged and jumped on top of Brother.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! He's attacking me! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!" Brother slapped and scratched at his attacker, but it didn't seem to do anything. Willy Wakka then pulled out a bag of Venezeulan Fish. He ripped open the wrapper and poured the candy all over the crazed victim.

Brother stopped struggling and gave him a confused look. "What in the name of all that is tattoed and makeup-ed is candy gonna do?" Willy Wakka grinned and laughed, then promptly stopped, stood still, and snapped his fingers. The candy fishes began to shake, and then flipped and flopped on Brother's belly and head. One of the candy fish landed on his nose, and bit it, causing a sharp, shrill pain to enter Brother.

He screamed and began to flail at the candy. Consequently, the fish began to eat the moving appendages, and soon Brother was covered in the parasite candies! Willy Wakka got up, and brushed the slight amount of dirt off of his purple suit. "Well, if you would like to continue..."

"Continue! And just leave him here to die! BROTHER WAS MY BOYF— COUSIN." Yuna glanced around, and blushed, hoping no one would notice her slip of words. "Yah, let's continue."

As they left, Yuna looked back and whispered, "I love you, tattoes, makeup and all!" Brother fell deep in love, and died happily ever after.

THE END

"Hey, why is that there? This can't be the end yet!" Rikku ran up and rearranged some letters so now it spelled, "TED HEN"

"What," Rikku said trying to defend herself, "it's a cute name."

The four people walked down a hallway, one that seemed to get smaller and smaller as they walked on. Rikku, whom happened to be claustrophobic, began to tremble and shake, and grabbed Willy Wakka's shoulder for support. Willy (as he shall now be referenced as) turned around and quickly shoved her arm off. "Please," he said in a polite and quirky manner, "do not touch me. EVER. Or else I may have to chuck a booger-muffin at you, which would result in a fate similar to your friend."

Rikku shuddered, not wanting to be destroyed by a "booger-muffin".

The four continued to walk, the only sounds their clicking shoes and their breaths. The remaining Gullwings were very disturbed by this man, one who resembled their dear friend. They decided silence was the key to help keep this weirdo- I mean- deranged man from ticking.

They reached a very tiny door, one so small even Rikku couldn't fit into it. Rikku figured she could chuck a bomb at the wall. She pulled an mGr-bomb out of her pocket and lit it. "mGr-bomb away!"

She chucked it and it hit the door. The group covered their ears and closed their eyes. They braced for the impact, but it never came. Rikku opened her eyes first, and saw that the bomb had bounced off the door, and rolled in front of them. Her eyes grew wider every second as she saw the fuse slowly burn down. They had only a few seconds. "Everyone RUN!"

The Gullwings reacted first, used to Rikku's silly antics, and ran. Willy reacted slower and just began moving as the bomb went off.

The smoke cleared and the door stood intact. The wall around it though, had completely crumbled. The mission was successful and they walked through the hole in the wall.

They found themselves now in a giant hall, similar to where they first met Willy Wakka. To the side, all lined up single file, were many Spirans.

Gippal, Baralai, Nooj, Leblanc, Tidus, Kimahri, and Vidina, were all lined up.
Auron, Seymour, Braska, Jecht, and Paine were there as well, all back from the dead!

Yuna, Rikku, and Buddy joined the group, awaiting orders or instructions.

It seemed Willy Wakka had eluded the group during the mGr-bomb fiasco, and now appeared again.

"Welcome, one and all, to my wonderful Blitzball and Sweetery Factory. I have summoned you all here to complete a task for me, and the person to complete it will receive a wonderful and scrumptulous prize!" He paused for dramatic effect, and the guests all gasped. He continued his monologue. "You all here have been selected for some deed or action that you have done in the past, which qualified you to come here. Now, I will have my Pumba-Moombas examine you, and determine whether you may continue onward. Please, do not act any different than you normally would."

And finishing, he snapped his fingers and his trustful Pumba-Moombas came running out. They began to inspect the contestants, muttering compliments and criticism at them. They scribbled their opinions on a notebook, and handed it to Willy Wakka.

"Hmm… well, the Pumba-Moombashave given me the list of people who are to stay, and of who are to go." The room suddenly went pitch black, a tiny light above Willy Wakka, and a spotlight on the first contestant. "Tidus Gloop… my Pumba-Moombassay that despite your obesity, that you will stay." The spotlight shined off of Tidus and onto Gippal next.

"You my dear sir, are not as fortunate. They've examined you, and decided that Gippal shall stay here and become a worker!" Dramatic music began playing softly in the background, as if the elimination round of a game show.

Willy then continued down the list, adding a comment to each contestant. By the end of it all, the standings were thus:

Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Vidina, and Auron were chosen to continue onward.
Gippal, Kimahri, Baralai, Paine, and Braska were chosen to be workers and assist the Pumba-Moombas.
Seymour, Jecht, Nooj, and Leblanc were all kicked out, and were wished better luck next time.

Willy Wakka snapped his fingers again, and the lights returned back to normal. He smiled, one almost too giddy. He motioned his fingers toward another door and began walking towards it. The workers were being called by the Pumba-Moombas to learn how to operate the machinery, wrap candies, create blitzballs, etc. The rest began talking amongst themselves. Yuna walked shyly over to Tidus.

"Wow, Tidus, you've really… let yourself go." Yuna admitted. Tidus had changed very much in two short years. He no longer was the fit star blitzer he used to be. He had swollen tremendously, and reminded Yuna of a blitzball. He wore a blue-and-white striped jumpsuit, and had a red beanie on. His face had swollen too, and his cheeks were now chubby. Yuna thanked herself for choosing to like Brother and not Tidus anymore.

"Yuna," Tidus bellowed between bites, "I haven't seen you in a long time. How you been?" He stuck out a messy hand, with chocolate still dripping from it. Yuna feigned interest and smiled politely. "O, pretty good. Just saving the world, again. No big." She said goodbye and went off to find someone else to talk to.

Rikku was enjoying herself. She was talking to Vidina, an aspiring blitzer. His flame hair reminded the Al Bhed of Wakka, which reminded her of Willy Wakka. She wondered if they were related. Vidina was fifteen, the youngest of the group. He was polite, but held the same arrogance that his father did. His outfit was the signature Besaid Auroch uniform; he was a player of theirs.

Willy looked at the room, looking slightly annoyed, but cheerful all the same. The bad seeds had been kicked out, and the decent people had become the workers. The five left were the only true contestants, and they would never be able to imagine the prize in store for them if they won. He called out, as polite as he could be while shouting, "Come along now! We have much to see and much to do!"

The six remaining people lined up. Tidus was in front, followed by Yuna, Rikku, Auron, and finally Vidina. Buddy was off to the side, not sure of what to do since he wasn't called upon. Willy turned around and asked everyone to recite their names. And so everyone did.

"Tidus Gloop."

"Yuna Beauregard."

"Rikku Salt."

"Auron Teavee."

"Vidina Buckets."

And with that said, they continued onward to find the prize. The doors swung open, and the seven of them proceeded inside.

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Al Bhed translation:
Oui pek eteudel sunuh! Oui ryja binbma lmudrac, yht E's faent? Oui ryja syzun eccicac syh. OUI YNA FAENT - -
You big idiotic moron! You have purple clothes, and I'm weird? You have major issuses man. YOU ARE WEIRD

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