Binas: Now for our next scene! Now let's hope that Danny and Inuyasha don't get into a fight...
And I heard about the language barrier. Well I can explain Kagome's reason of knowing English. It's the current world trade language and is required to learn. Kinda like how you are forced to pick a foreign language in high school. But I am BAD with writing barriers in language. Everyone one else, I can't. Well if you count Inuyasha picking it up from demons who have went to Feudal Europe as an excuse, then no other explanation. But there will be one barrier, and it will be Inuyasha's inability to read English. Hope that pleases some of you who want a barrier of some sort.
And thank you guest for the review. Reviews are a sign that you guys care enough to say something. Constructive criticism like the Guest's is encouraged, but not too harsh please. Also praise is welcomed too. This is my first Inuyasha related story with a plot and I will need some help from the long term fans. I only learned of Inuyasha last year in Anime Club. I am glad I discovered it cause it was funny and great!
Oh an mini poll for this story only, would you want to see Inuyasha have a chibi series with two fifteen minute segments where they go about their 'normal' lives after Naraku's defeat? Like A segment where Shippo annoys Inuyasha to no end and what NOT to do when proposing (Inuyasha and Miroku making mistakes in their proposals to their respective girls like groping the future bride hard and being insensitive to the future bride).
Sorry if this chapter seems dumb, cheesy, and stupid. I am sorry if Kitty and Johnny 13 are out of character. Yes, they get involved in this chapter.
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"Okay now that's out of the way, what the heck is a Halfa? Is it another offensive term for Hanyo?", Inuyasha asked.
'This will be a long explanation...', Danny thought.
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"Well? Are ya gonna answer or continue staring?", Inuyasha asked.
"I have no idea what a Hanyo is. But the ghosts decide to call me a Halfa because what I am.", Danny said trying to find the words to explain it.
"Then what are you? Why do you have a scent if you are dead?", Inuyasha asked rudely.
"First off, I am not dead! I still have a pulse and I still need to breath!", Danny said and put Inuyasha's hand on his neck.
Inuyasha felt the pulse and even felt the occasional breath from Danny's nose. He was creeped out by this.
'What kind of ghost has a pulse and needs to breath?! This is just creepy!', Inuyasha thought.
"Seriously! This is just weird!", Inuyasha said trying to process everything.
"INUYASHA!", Kagome yelled, "SIT BOY!"
"OW! Will ya stop doin' that?!", Inuyasha snapped as he pull himself out of the cement.
"It would be easier if I just showed you, because obviously you are just acting stupid.", Danny deadpanned and transformed right in front of Inuyasha.
"So that's how I saw you with two appearances.", Inuyasha said.
"How is this even possible?", Kagome asked.
"It started with the Ghost Portal my parents built. Dad put the On button on the inside and mom forgot to correct that. She was more focused on the calculations than the actual physical appearance. When it was finished being built, they showed it to us. Dad plugged it in but it didn't work at all. Sam dared me to go in and I tripped on some wires and hit the On button on accident. I was knocked out for who know's how long and found myself in my ghost form.", Danny said, "Please keep this a secret. I do not want to wake up on a dissection table in a GiW facility. Only Sam, Jazz, and Tucker know. And please keep this secret from my parents! I do not want to even think about my own parents dissecting me! And they have said when they catch my ghost form they will dissect it."
Inuyasha grimaced at that thought. He had no idea what dissection was, but from the tone in Danny's voice, it was unspeakable.
"Relax kid, we won't tell. I have been through a lot worse than the pressure you are bringing on yourself now. I was hated by the entire village for my heritage. I had no one to support me at a young age. Demons thought I was weak and a disgrace and humans thought I was a monster and chased me with pitchforks for no darn reason.", Inuyasha said.
"Judging by how you are saying that, you must be part human too.", Danny said.
"My mom was a human, my dad was the great dog demon, until the old man died.", Inuyasha said.
"I never thought I would meet someone who knew how crazy a life where your stuck between two species that was NOT a Frootloop.", Danny said.
"What's a Frootloop?", Inuyasha asked.
"A Frootloop is a breakfast cereal. But by the way he's using it, it's possibly an insult.", Kagome answered.
"And that Frootloop is my nemesis. He wants to kill my dad, marry my mom, and make me his evil apprentice/son.", Danny said.
Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"That's just wrong...", Inuyasha and Kagome muttered.
"Don't forget disturbing! He even flirts with her even though he know's she married!", Danny said shuddering.
"EWWW!", Inuyasha and Kagome shouted.
"Well better go flush Skulker into the Ghost Zone for the second time today.", Danny said shaking the thermos.
"Why not just leave him in there?", Inuyasha asked.
"For one, it's very cramped in there. My sister has accidently sucked me into this thing five to six times in one day. Second, Skulker will go to Vlad for something to get his revenge on me.", Danny said.
"Who's Vlad?", Kagome asked.
"The Frootloop.", Danny said, "He is known as Vlad Masters in human form and Vlad Plasmius in ghost form. Don't let his tricks fool you! He has fooled me a few times already."
"Well will be careful.", Kagome said.
"When I see him, I am gonna make sure he regrets being born!", Inuyasha boasted while swinging his Tessaiga around like a toy.
"Inuyasha. Sit boy.", Kagome said as Inuyasha fell to the ground.
"You know I could work with this.", Danny said, "Can you make him sit pretty?"
Inuyasha's brow twitched in annoyance as he ears fell flat when he heard that. Kagome laughed.
"I wish I could! It would be just adorable!", Kagome said happily as she thought of that happening with Inuyasha.
"DEMONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FEARED! NOT ADORABLE!", Inuyasha snapped before storming back into the house.
"By the way, are guys gonna be starting Casper High soon?", Danny asked.
"My mom talked about going clothes shopping for us, especially Inuyasha. She said that I would look weird going to school in uniform from what Grandpa told her after his visit to your house.", Kagome said.
"WHAT?!", Danny asked, "I am sorry if dad shot him with a Fenton Bazooka. He thinks humans are ghosts and ghosts are people some times."
"Well, Grandpa did hit him with a Higurashi Spirit Ward. He does that to everyone he meets. His charms usually don't work but sometimes they do. Like they kept the Noh Mask sealed away for generations.", Kagome said remembering the Noh Mask incident.
"Well, I guess I will see you later.", Danny said and went into his home.
Next day in Malls 'R Us...
Mrs. Higurashi was looking at the selections for Kagome when Inuyasha came out of the changing room with an irritated expression.
He was wearing a red shirt with a picture of a squirrel holding a stick while next to a tree fulled with acorns. The squirrel was screaming 'protect your nuts'. He had no idea of the innuendo he was wearing. He wore some lose cotton pants that were red. He had a blue beanie on hid head, covering his ears.
Mrs. Higurashi was wincing at the shirt.
"Uh Inuyasha, you might want to try a different shirt...", Mrs. Higurashi said.
"Why? What the heck is wrong with it?", Inuyasha asked.
"It's just, the... Nevermind. I will let the school explain what's wrong with it.", Mrs. Higurashi said not wanting to dig deeper into the argument.
Mrs. Higurashi checked the shirt's size and went to go find some shirts that were appropriate for school and some matching pants. She was glad Kagome had some clothes that were good for school that weren't school uniforms.
Then came the school supplies. Oh the joy of finding the correct calculators, keeping Inuyasha from making a fool of himself, and a bunch of other things.
Let's also say Inuyasha had enough of the store due to how noisy it was and how many foul smells he had found near the men's room and the adoption section. As a joke, Kagome of course got Inuyasha a dog biscuit and didn't tell him until he took a bite and threw it away.
The next day...
"Okay, now Inuyasha, since you don't have a family name that we know of, we chose Tomoe to be your family name for now. It should help you out a bit. Also Kagome managed to find someone who made you records just so you don't get into too much trouble right off the bat.", Mrs. Higurashi said handing Kagome and Inuyasha their bento boxes.
Kagome managed to learn that Tucker was an expert hacker and went to him for help with Inuyasha's current 'illegal existance' issue. Tucker had managed to make flawless records. Of course, at some point he would have to get his shots, but they would cross that bridge when they get there.
"Now have a good day at school!", Mrs. Higurashi said as Inuyasha carried Kagome to school.
'Why do I have a feeling that this school thing is something I'm gonna hate even more?', Inuyasha thought.
"Okay class, we have some new students. Make them feel welcome.", Mr. Lancer said to his noisy classroom.
Dash and the A-Listers in the back were already making fun of the newcomers. Kagome and Inuyasha entered the classroom to see it was filled with kids blowing spit wads, throwing paper airplanes, and pretty girls popping gum rather loudly. Inuyasha's ears fell flat at what he was going to deal with.
'In Kagome's old school, they kids weren't this rowdy...', Inuyasha thought.
"Now please introduce yourselves to the class. Class! Quit down!", Mr. Lancer said.
"I am Kagome Higurashi. I come from Japan. I love hanging out with my friends and family.", Kagome said.
"I'm Inuyasha Tomoe. I am also from Japan. Just don't cause me any problems and you will live. And I love ramen.", Inuyasha said.
Kagome shot Inuyasha a warning look.
"So basically we have a pretty girl hanging around a guy who smells like a wet dog? How stupid!", Dash sneered in the back of the room with a large smirk.
"What was that you little piece of crud?! I will show you who smells!", Inuyasha shouted lunging for Dash.
Kagome quickly got in front of Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha! You can't beat anyone up!", Kagome said and the whispered, "If you hurt anyone and I find out, I will use the s word on you until you reach the center of the Earth!"
Inuyasha backed off from Dash.
"You two can sit here at this desk.", Mr. Lancer said after he cleared his throat, "Oh and Mr. Tomoe, since you are new I will let you off with a warning, we will not attack other students. If you do I will give you detention. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yeah whatever old man. And while at it, you could use some more fiber and a 100 mile run.", Inuyasha said bluntly causing the class to laugh.
Kagome gave Inuyasha another warning look. Mr. Lancer narrowed his eyes at Inuyasha.
"And Mr. Tomoe, please remove your hat. Hats are not permitted indoors.", Mr. Lancer said.
"Uh I can't...", Inuyasha said.
"Oh yes you can.", Mr. Lancer said and took off Inuyasha's beanie without giving Inuyasha any reaction time.
The class gasped except for Kagome, Sam, Tucker, and Danny.
"GULLIVER'S TRAVELS!", Mr. Lancer exclaimed, "WHAT JOKE IS THIS?!"
Mr. Lancer tried removing Inuyasha's supposedly 'false ears' just to realize they were indeed real.
"See why old man?", Inuyasha snarked.
"HOW?!", Mr. Lancer asked.
"They are real now give me a break. Just because I have dog ears doesn't mean you yell at me!", Inuyasha said covering them.
'Oh boy... We should have looked for something else that would have covered them!', Kagome thought.
"Very well. I am not sure what medical condition caused this, but I think I will make sure none of your other teachers will be too surprised by this.", Mr. Lancer said, "Now class turn to page 32 and read the short story 'Masque of the Red Death'."
Inuyasha growled in aggravation. At least no one knew he was part demon other than Kagome, Danny, Sam, and Tucker. He was glad they accepted him. He started missing Miroku's perverted nature, Shippo's antics, and Sango whacking Miroku for being a pervert.
'I hope those three are okay!', Inuyasha thought.
Dash pulled out a dog whistle that his dad bought him ages ago but carried it around as an accessory on his backpack. He blew into it, making Inuyasha yelp at the sound.
"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT SOUND?!", Inuyasha yelled standing on the table.
"I heard nothing, Mr. Tomoe. And will you get off the table?!", Mr. Lancer scolded.
Dash laughed his head off.
"Who would know our new prey would be such a dog?", Dash said harshly.
"GAHHHH!", Inuyasha shouted and ran towards Dash baring his canines and claws.
Dash screamed like a little girl. Sam and Tucker were taken back by this. Danny was fast asleep to even notice.
What was unexpected was that instead of hurting Dash, Inuyasha broke Dash's dog whistle into several pieces in one squeeze.
"There. Much better.", Inuyasha said and went back to his seat to pretend to read despite not really knowing how to read English.
Dash hyperventilated as he processed what happened.
"You are in for it when we get home!", Kagome whispered with venom.
"Mr. Tomoe, for that little stunt of yours you now have detention! AND MR. FENTON! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SLEEP IN MY CLASS?!", Mr. Lancer snapped, "Detention again!"
Danny woke up just before slamming his head into his desk.
'Oh Inuyasha... You are dead when we get home.', Kagome thought and went ahead and started reading.
Gym time fared no better. Inuyasha was confused about the gym uniforms, he had accidently popped all of the cheap dodge balls that he had picked up or caught, thus ending dodge ball prematurely leaving a lot of time left in the period. Dash tripped Inuyasha a few times, and Inuyasha was giving him the bird secretly.
A Hispanic girl in a form fitting pink t-shirt and skinny jeans, obviously not in uniform. She had black hair and teal eyes.
"Well aren't you a cute boy. Why aren't you in amazement of my fabulous looks and charms?", The girl said in a sweet tone.
"Feh! For one you are not my type. If you are looking for a pervert to grope you, I know one.", Inuyasha said, "He would have a nose bleed from see you in those clothes, so I suggest take them off before one finds you."
The girl got furious.
"PERVERT!", the girl screamed while waving her arms in panic.
"I didn't say 'get naked'! GAH! What's with you wenches in thinking that?!", Inuyasha yelled covering his ears once more.
"PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!", The girl screamed while running in a circle like an idiot.
"What a complete moron...", Inuyasha said with his ears falling flat as he walked away.
"Dude! That was Paulina! The hottest chick in school!", Tucker said popping out of nowhere.
"Feh! What's that got to do with her being a moron?", Inuyasha asked.
"She's super popular! An A Lister! She can make anyone's social status tank with a few words!", Tucker said.
"Why should I care? I have lived through worse! Heck I have had faced things worse than that girl has.", Inuyasha said bluntly.
"Oh no! I broke a nail! This is the most terrible thing ever! What could possibly worse than this?!", Paulina cried holding the finger that had the chipped nail.
"See my point? I faced my brother with a hole in my chest and have been pinned to a tree for fifty years, she has only experienced a broken nail!", Inuyasha pointed out.
Tucker grimaced. He did have a point.
"That is why I call her a shallow witch. You should see the shine she has made for Danny's alter ego. It's terrifying.", Sam said.
"How terrifying?", Inuyasha asked.
"Too much pink... I am a goth and I love black. I hate pink...", Sam said with a low groan.
"I can see that...", Inuyasha said and went off to go find Kagome.
Danny's ghost sense went off and he groaned. He rushed off to the bathroom to go transform.
With Inuyasha...
"Hey Kagome!", Inuyasha shouted when he saw Kagome at the basket ball court.
"Hi Inuyasha, so what's up? How are you liking school so far?", Kagome asked.
"School's has so many annoying things, I can't describe it! I was not made to sit at a desk! At least in here I can have some form of freedom... Anyways, what's with the so called A-Listers following me?", Inuyasha said with his ears falling against his head.
"You do get used to it. And I think the A-Listers are trying to flirt with you.", Kagome said spotting a few A-Lister girls blowing kisses at Inuyasha, making Kagome have a bit of a jealous look.
"Well they need to back off! I don't want to be part of a harem love story that is filled with brainless girls who can't tell the different from a tomato and an orange!", Inuyasha said in disgust, "It's bad enough the Paulina girl won't leave me alone!"
"Yooo whoo! Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha's eyes widened and he ran like heck to get away from Paulina.
"Your just as cute as the Ghost Boy! If I can't have him, then I will have you! Please go on a date with me!", Paulina said and no one noticed her eyes briefly turned red.
"Back away you demon!", Inuyasha shouted.
Kagome boiled in a bit of jealousy but was relieved that Inuyasha had no wishes to be with Paulina.
With Danny...
Danny saw Johnny 13 floating in front of him on his motorbike.
"I need your help.", Johnny said.
"Help with what?", Danny asked skeptically.
"Kitty and I got into another argument and I said something I should have not have said! I tried to apologize but she screamed at me while blasting me before I could say anything! Please help me find her so I can apologize!", Johnny said in despair.
Danny pondered a bit. Knowing Kitty, she would go Overshadow a girl and start hitting on the first guy she asked or claimed.
"I will help. What was the argument over this time?", Danny said.
"It was over if we could get a pet or not. She wanted a puppy but I told her no, leading to the argument.", Johnny said.
"I think I know who she maybe after...", Danny said knowing the one person who is both part pet and single.
With Inuyasha in the Janitor's closet...
"PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!", Inuyasha yelled and threw a fist at her.
'Paulina' then turned intangible and shot Inuyasha with a Ecto Blast.
"Never again, Inuyashapoo... You will be mine for eternity...", 'Paulina' said a low tone that was making Inuyasha nervous.
"KITTY GET OUT OF PAULINA! THAT TRICK IS OLD!"
Danny floated there in annoyance.
"No! I must have this body so I can be with Inuyashapoo!", Kitty said.
Inuyasha clawed Paulina's possessed face.
"Be lucky I don't have poison claws like my brother.", Inuyasha snarled.
"But... But... I thought we were a couple!", Kitty said hugging Inuyasha.
"We never were! I have no interest in dead girls who love possessing the living for romance!", Inuyasha said, "What do I look like? A necrophiliac?! Oh heck no!"
"Kitty just listen. Johnny is wanting to apologize for his end of the argument! So stop this madness and hear him out!", Danny said.
Johnny 13 drove in on his motorcycle and looked at Kitty.
"I am sorry. I should have listened and hadn't said those horrible things. I know you wanted a pet but you wouldn't listen to the reason why I said no. Just open this box and see why.", Johnny said handing the box to Kitty.
Kitty opened the box to find a pink glowing two week old ghost Chihuahua. She gasped as she held her unbeating heart.
"Oh Johnny! I have no idea of what to say! I am so sorry for the trouble I caused you! Please forgive me!", Kitty said as she cried in Johnny's arms.
"It's okay Kitty. Want to go home?", Johnny said.
"Sure.", Kitty said cradling the puppy as she phased out of Paulina and rode with Johnny back to the portal.
"So that's what this was all about! She wanted revenge on her boyfriend by making him jealous?! That's so sick!", Inuyasha said in disgust.
"This seems strangely familiar to me because Kitty did pull this stunt off but for a different reason.", Danny said and transformed back into his human form.
"I am glad she's off my back!", Inuyasha said in full relief.
Paulina woke up to see Danny and Inuyasha about to leave the closet but before she could leave, the door closed.
"Hey! Anyone there? Can someone help me open the door?", Paulina said.