Chapter One: An Av-her-age Day
Well, today was turning out to be an average day for Guy Hamdon. Hanging out with his best friend Maz, annoying his naggy sister Kelly. Yup, nothing was going to spoil this relaxing weekend…
"Shemergency, Shemergency"
Except for that …
Now don't get me wrong. There are a lot of things to love about being the fabulous heroine SheZow. The gadgets, the powers, the Sheicle, and the fame were just some of the perks. But it did have its downsides. Like being force to wear girls clothes or rushing off to battle ever Shemergency, even when you have something better to do.
"Come on Guy what are you standing around for. There's a Shemergency. Hurry up." exclaimed Kelly. Man, did she have put on more 'nag-up' this morning or something.
"I' m coming. I'm coming." aid Guy, dejectedly. Looks all his plans for the day were ruined. As they made their way to the Shelair, Guy kept wondering if being SheZow was really worth all this hassle. As they stepped in the high tech, super cool Shelair, Guy came to the conclusion: "Totally worth it."
"What was that bro." said Maz confused at the seemingly random statement Guy just made.
"Uh, I didn't say nothing." quickly said Guy, "So who's the freak of the week. Mocktopus, Mega Monkey, Tara…SheZap." Guy said the last name with much distaste.
"Unknown." said the she-style AI that ran the Shelair, Shelia. Though Guy Hamdon would never say this out loud, he would have never survived many of the battles he had fought without her or Kelly's assistance. "None of the damage done so far is consistent with any of the known behavior or skill-set of previously fought foes. It is my belief that we are dealing with brand new villain."
"What exactly is the damage?" asked Kelly. As SheZow's number one fan, Kelly has always been the one to keep a level-head and asked the important questions. Also to rein in her brother's more irresponsible behavior.
"Several stores of the shopping area are on fire, while numerous explosions have rocked the parking garage. So far, no civilians have been seriously injured and emergency services have been working on putting out the fires." intoned Shelia mechanically.
"Is there any pattern or reason that the stores were set on fire?" asked Kelly.
"All of the stores targeted were in one form or another sold SheZow merchandise." explained Shelia.
"How do we know that the guy is still there?" asked Maz, as if it was the most obvious of questions (which it was).
"Because the perp is currently engaging the Megadale police force at the entrance to parking lot." explained Shelia, while showing images of the police, including Guy's dad Boxter Hamdon, training their weapons on the new villain. The villain was wearing a feathered headdress white and red peacock feathers sticking out a god Mayan skull and a black, flowing, funeral robe with the ends of the robes attached to her black leather glove, giving her the appearance of wings. Her face was covered in white paint, with black paint accenting her eyes and lips giving an almost skull-like appearance. And speaking of skulls, in her right hand was black wooden staff which was topped by a skull, decorated in the spirit Las Dias de Los Muertos (not that Guy would know that having never paid attention in school).
"Well," started Guy, "it looks like Dad's got everything under control. I don't see why I have to rush off-"
"EL RAYO!"
And with that shout, the unknown enemy summoned bolts of lightning crashing down on the police cruiser. Massive explosions ensued and the police man were scattered like the leaves on the wind. And then the figure looked into the camera that Shelia had hacked to view while the children stared at the screen, their mouths agape at the power they had just witnessed.
"SheZow," the villain rasped, in an aged voice that did not fit her appearance, "these fine police men's lives will be on your hands if you do not get off your nalga and get over here RIGHT NOW!"
And with that the footage cut-off, almost as if time psychotic adversary. With that Guy adopt a look of serious focus and said, "Whelp, look like she's calling me out, or more to the point…You go girl!"
And with that Guy Hamdon was transformed in a flash of into the fabulous Glamazon; SheZow! And with that he leapt into the Sheicle, ready to face the new foe-
"Wait!" yelled Maz, desperate to reach the Sheicle before SheZow left. Upon his body were festooned calendar pages from what looked like at least a half dozen desk calendars and on his head was a helmet made out of regular calendars. "You can't leave without SheZow's newest sidekick…Calendar Man!"
"Dude, isn't that reference a little dated!" said SheZow, secretly thankfully for the laugh. Maz shrugged his shoulders and hopped into the passenger's side of the Sheicle and they sped off to face the unknown enemy.
"I hope that SheZow is prepared for this fight, this villain seems far more ruthless than normal." intoned Shelia, with a hint of worry.
"Oh come on," exclaimed Kelly, "Guy may not have the best track record as SheZow but he knows when to get she-rious. Our dad is there, Guy would never want to see him hurt."
"Besides," said Kelly relaxing, "what's the worst some costume freak could throw at Guy after all the other freaks he's faced as SheZow…"
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is related to SheZow, though I sometimes wish I did. Please read and review the story everybody. It helps me see if I got the chops to be a fanfic writer. Yours OMAC001