Alice: shop-4-life

Jasper: Jazz1843

Bella: Bells_02

Rosalie: Roses_are_red34

Emmett: Em-is-me

Edward: Dubessyfan1901

Em-is-me has signed in

shop-4-life has signed in

shop-4-life: hi Emmett! )
Em-is-me: hiiiii!!!

shop-4-life: why are none of the others ever on here?? brb, I'm gonna go use the force...

Em-is-me: oooohhhhh I love star wars!!! I wanna watch it too!!! waaaiiiitttttt for me!
shop-4-life: no I didn't mean the movie...I meant I'm gonna force the the others to get on IM again

Em-is-me ohhhhh. well that sounds good to

shop-4-life: brb going to do that *evil laugh*
Em-is-me: ok

Em-is-me: well while shes gone I'll just have to talk to myself!
Em-is-me: hi self

Em-is-me: hey

Em-is-me: how's it going?
Em-is-me: damn good. hows it going with you?

Em-is-me: same

Em-is-me: so whatdaya wanna talk about?
Em-is-me: whatever you want Emmett. you're the man

Em-is-me: aw thanks

Em-is-me: really you are. you're the awesomest guy on the planet

Em-is-me: well so are you! cause you're me, too!!

Em-is-me: wow this worked out really well!!! I'm so lucky!!! yay!!!

shop-4-life: I'm back!!

Em-is-me: hey welcome back Alice!! are the others coming??
shop-4-life: yep...Edward's going to log on in exactly 32 seconds
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shop-4-life: 10
Em-is-me: 9!!!
shop-4-life: 8
Em-is-me: 7!!!
shop-4-life: 6
Em-is-me: 5!!!
shop-4-life: 4
Em-is-me: 3!!!
shop-4-life: 2
Em-is-me: 1!!!
shop-4-life: NOW!!
Dubessyfan1901 has signed in

shop-4-life: hi Edward!!!

Em-is-me: heeeyyyy!
Dubessyfan1901: Hello

Dubessyfan1901: I hope you know I am here only under great duress

shop-4-life: oh Edward, don't be such a party pooper!

Em-is-me: yeah Eddy stop pooping on our party!! go poop somewhere else

Dubessyfan1901: Don't call me "Eddy"
Em-is-me: can if I want :P

Dubessyfan1901: No, you can't

shop-4-life: brb you guys...I'm gonna go find Jazz and make him get on
Dubessyfan1901: Poor Jasper
Roses_are_red34 has signed in

Em-is-me: heeeyyyy Rose baby!!

Roses_are_red34: Hello Emmy darling
Dubessyfan1901: Emmy.....?

Em-is-me: heeeyyyy Rosey-posey!
Roses_are_red34: hey snooky-looky-tooky!

Em-is-me: hello snitzel-pitzel!

Dubessyfan1901: I think I'm going to be sick
shop-4-life: I'm back!! And now Jasper's getting on! Yay!!

Jazz1843 has signed in

shop-4-life: now where's Bella?? I told her to get on....must she be so stubborn??

Dubessyfan1901: Yes. I think it's one of her best qualities.

Roses_are_red34: Unless of course it's YOU she's going against, Edward

shop-4-life: brb I'm going to go see to it that she gets on
Dubessyfan1901: Can't you just let her be, Alice?
shop-4-life: Never!
Dubessyfan1901: I didn't think so...
Em-is-me: woah!!!

Dubessyfan1901: What?
Em-is-me: I don't believe this!!!

Dubessyfan1901: What??

Em-is-me: you THINK Eddy???? O_O O_O O_O O_O

Dubessyfan1901: ........

Roses_are_red34: Haha, good one Em!

Em-is-me: thanks baby
Bells_02 has signed in

Bells_02: Ugh!! Alice is insane

Dubessyfan1901: Very, love, very

shop-4-life: thanks :D

Em-is-me: oh Bella!! thank god youre here!! youve got to help me!!! PLEASE!!!!

Bells_02: Help you with what?
Em-is-me: help me escape!!!

Bells_02: From what...? Alice?

Em-is-me: not her!!! THEM!!! They're coming to kill me!!!

Bells_02: What????

Dubessyfan1901: Emmett, you need a life

Em-is-me: they're getting closer!! HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!

Bells_02: Who is???

Roses_are_red34: What the Hell???

Em-is-me: not who...WHAT!!!

Bells_02: ok then, what is???
Em-is-me: THE WALNUTS OF DOOM!
Bells_02: WTF?
Roses_are_red34: WTF?
Jazz1843: WTF???

Em-is-me: JK!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
shop-4-life: I CANNOT believe you fell for that one Bella!!!

Bells_02: oh my god Emmett you're such an idiot!!!

Dubessyfan1901: I second that!

shop-4-life: hahahahaha and I ALSO CANNOT believe that JAZZ said WTF!!!

Jazz1843: It was pretty much the only thing to say...
Bells_02: Agreed!

Em-is-me: hey Jasper guess what????

Jazz1843: I don't know where this is going, but it's not going to be good...
shop-4-life: you're right. But it's best to just get it over with. Otherwise he'll harass you for all eternity

Jazz1843: Great...
Dubessyfan1901: Isn't it?
Em-is-me: JASPER GUESS WHAT!!!!

Jazz1843: Fine...what?

Em-is-me: IT'S SHINY!!!!

Jazz1843: ?
Em-is-me: ISN'T IT PRETTY?????


Jazz1843: ......does anyone know what exactly he's talking about?

Dubessyfan1901: No. And neither does he for that matter.
Em-is-me: I WANT IT!!!!!!

Bells_02: I think back when he was human, he had some sort of accident and it caused permanent brain damage.
Roses_are_red34: Hey!! Don't you dare call my husband a retard!!

Dubessyfan1901: She wasn't. She was calling him a nutcase. Which he is. Bella, love, I support your brain damage theory.

Roses_are_red34: YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT YOU BASTARD!!!!

shop-4-life: uh-oh....you'd better run Edward!

Jazz1843: Yeah, she's right. Rose's pissed. I can feel it all the way in here...
Dubessyfan1901: What a surprise.
shop-4-life: Edward, she's left the house and is heading for the cottage
Bells_02: damnit! I'm so sorry I got you in trouble, Edward!!
Dubessyfan1901: It's not your fault, love. I continued to egg her on.
shop-4-life: she's going to burst throw your door in 3...
shop-4-life: ..2..
shop-4-life: ..1
Dubessyfan1901 has singed out

Bells_02: Edward???? Oh my god!! I have to go down there!!!!

Bells_02 has signed out

shop-4-life: I think I'll go too...this should be interesting
shop-4-life has signed out

Jazz1843: Oh good! I can get off now!
Jazz1843 has singed out

Em-is-me: well self it looks like it's just you and me again...so where were we?