I finally wrote an omake because it was highly loved by you wonderful readers who took the time to read my one-shots, and I feel really grateful that you did so! I hoped that this will be loved like the first chapter, and maybe I can show you what Britain wrote on his email that he accidentally sent to everyone. Oh, irony is such a lovely thing that can happen!
Please enjoy this omake for you called...
You Got Hate Mail (Omake)
"You bloody git," hissed the Briton, clutching fully on Alfred's pillow like a middle-school girl. "I'm not crying, I'm just..."
Alfred could only watch as this once great nation from his childhood was acting like a school girl being crushed because her crush dumped her confession. Obviously Arthur wasn't going to get positive outcries of his hate mail. He was gonna get the complete opposite.
Alfred scratched his back head stressfully.
"Why did you sent it out to everyone in the first place?"
Arthur pulled the pillow off his face and stared at disbelief.
"You think I purposely sent that email?" Arthur asked. "I merely wanted to replenish myself by angrily typing my expressions to every nation in the world. But that brat Sealand was pulling some trick on my computer-"
"You have a computer?" asked Alfred, baffled that an old man even had one.
"-and when I looked at my scree, it said 'you have successfully sent your email to ALL NATIONS' and you could obviously tell what happened next-"
"I discover that you own an actual iPad?" Alfred joked cheekily.
"-they start coming at my door like baboons and literally tried to kill me! You have no idea how traumatizing it was when I saw my brothers marching at me with their pets and out of nowhere try to murder me!"
This time Alfred made no snarky remark, he only walked over to Arthur's beside and sat next to him. Alfred kept the laptop close under his arm and decided it was best to open it to show Arthur all the harsh words he wrote. Arthur's first reaction was a dreadful groan at the sight of the email and gave a dead-like expression at Alfred.
"Why, Alfred?"
"I wanna show you all the harsh crap you wrote about all of us, even if they were rude to you first! It doesn't make it right to do something like this. And I'm going to show you this, like an adult."
Arthur's left eye twitched unpleasantly, "I should be saying that, idiot."
"Yeah, but you're not awesome as me!"
And with that, Alfred scrolled down to the email and picked the first paragraph staring...Prussia.
"I can't believe you took the effort to write three paragraphs for Gilbert," Alfred said.
"I still haven't forgiven him for that war we had hundreds of years ago. And did you know that Gilbert once insulted my scones? The nerve of him!" huffed Arthur angrily.
Alfred and Arthur viewed the screen together and read the menacing paragraph...
I swear, that Prussian nitwit is the worst nation in the entire planet! Hell, he is the worst in my centuries of knowledge! He constalntly wants to fight a battle that cannot always be won and yet he just loves to go and fight stupid and time-wasting battles. Also, he and Austria have an odd relationship as though they were a couple: they fight all the time, Prussia will complain to himself about that he doesn't care that Austria is with Hungary and oddly, I see him and Austria hang at pubs privately! I thought they were on some dare but when I observed them quietly I noticed that he and Austria getting awfully touchy with one another. Then I saw something unforgettable: I saw them making out! Just straight up making out, and nobody in the pub seemed to care how drunk they were or that they ran out the pub like a newly wed couple...
Alfred looked over at Arthur, shocked. "You saw Gil and him..."
"I only speak the truth, git!"
Reading Gilbert's hate paragraph was done, now Alfred began to randomly scroll down the page and stopped at Norway...
"I thought you and Norway were great friends?"
"Until I tried to create this new techniquie when he suddenly said he made that spell and I felt so embarrassed!"
"Lukas must've tried to be nice..."
"Oh, sure he was, Alfred!"
Alfred and Arthur read the paragraph and this time Alfred realized it was just a paragraph but seemed less angst than the others.
I don't hate Norway at all, I think he is a wonderful person with magnificent talents of magic and wizardry. But saw him five days ago with a new spell that I made, I thought that maybe I could present it to Norway before anyone else. Then, I showed him and guess what he just said to me? "Arthur, I made that spell years ago. I didn't know you were practicing that." And he just left without any expression! What the bloody hell have I been doing for the past six weeks to learn how to make winter turn to early summer?
Alfred was pfft-ing a laughter, Arthur was stiffiling a tear that trailed down his right eye.
"You were trying to learn that new spell for six weeks?"
"I was doing a very good job, Alfred!"
Alfred just busted laughing uncontrollably with this idea of him practicing an already created by Lukas. Arthur was shouting cursing British words that were suppose to be insulting but instead made Alfred laugh even more.
"Haha, I can't believe it, you just try to make seasons change when they already do! The whole point of doing it is waiting, Artie!"
"Just shut up and leave me alone!" cried Arthur and he collapsed all over the bed and hugged the pillow again.
Then, the doorbell rang with a loud ring. Alfred wasn't going to go down and open it, but then the bell started repeating itself over and over until Alfred ceased his uncontrolled laughing. He put the laptop on top of the bed, got up aggressively and started making his way down the stairs. Unbeknownst to him, an angry mob of nations were at his doorstep with weaponry and footballs.
The End
Well, everyone's obviously pissed like hell. And Prussia, I had no idea you were so romantic as to take your crush out for drinks and make out so openly like that! That takes balls!
Prussia: I-I had no idea what that unawesome British guy meant, honest!
Austria: *blushes a little* Neither do I.
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