G'day Yank and ya old PomOk if this first chap goes well I may write others to go with it ^^;

A/N: well hello again… this be the 2nd time I take a jab at writing a Hetalia Fanfic, First off I'd like to Note I don't own Hetalia (I mean if I did I'd have Aussie-tan shown up WAY sooner and what not =P) and well I don't write fanfics all that much for I'm a bad speller and my gammier is just as bad if not worse and spell-check can only help you so far. Also I'd like to note to all they yes I'm random and insane already so there no Bloodly way in hell that I'll bother to take note of flames .. I may try to eat you flamers I did once have this bad biting habit in my Teen years but well we Cartoon/anime fan girls all have a crazy teen years we now don't we? But creative cristim is wanted just don't be too hush please! OK ONTO the Fic

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Australia along with England where both having launch over at America's place when England (or was it America Himself?) started anther one of there fights leaving Australia to watch the two fighting in front of him like a bloody married couple.

Oh bugger it all why can't the bloody gits just kiss and make up all ready! I've got better things to do than watch them have a Lovers tiff! Australia through as sat himself down on one of America's armchairs.

"Well If Australia Isn't My sidekick then WHY did he come to help me with Vietnam and now Iraq then?" America Shouted at England making Australia frown a bit at the blond at the Sidekick remark. England walked forwards and poked America in the chest "Well It would seem you jolly forgot My Queen is still the head of his state and if she chooses to could Boss his Boss making it that I still own him so he can't be your bloody sidekick you bloody git!" England shouted back earning a frown from Australia as well.

Oh bloody hell mate if these are the type of role models I've got then I'm bloody stewed for life Australia thought as he rubbed his temples at the UK and USA's fighting, and was it just him of was the room getting hotter? Australia started to grip onto his chest in pain as he stated to cough up smoke; getting the two other nations to stop fighting (A/N: It's a about Bloody time mate!) and pay attention to the youngest of the three as he screamed "BLOODY HELL!!!!NOT VICTORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while falling to the floor in pain with his hand still gripping to his chest.

Eyes going wide both older blonds ran to Australia's side "What the Hell?" America shouted when he tried to grab onto Australia's shoulder but had to let go after almost burning his own hand "what the Hells wrong with him?" he asked to England. Wrapping cloth around his hands so he could grab Australia and take him to America's bathroom knocking over a TV remote and turning the TV on to a New report;

AUSTRALIA has witnessed its greatest natural disaster. Worse than Black Friday. Worse than Ash Wednesday. Only in wartime has the toll of dead and wounded been greater.

At 9.45pm today the official death toll was 135. The toll is expected to rise.

At least 750 homes have also been destroyed - 550 of those in Kinglake, north of Melbourne, and surrounding areas.

According to police figures, the bushfires have now claimed 33 people in the small hamlet of Kinglake and nine in Kinglake West.

Ten people have now been confirmed dead at nearby Marysville.

New deaths have been reported at Narbethong where eight people died and Yarra Glen which has one fatality.

The toll for St Andrews has been revised down from 10 to six.

A total of 19 people have been killed in Gippsland, with nine fatalities in the town of Callignee and one in Upper Callignee.

And much worse is still to come. The Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, said: "Hell in all its fury has visited the good people of Victoria in the last 24 hours, and many good people now lie dead; many others lie injured.

"I fear in the days ahead that the news is going to be bad and, I believe, the nation needs to prepare itself as full facts become known," he said.

There were 31 active fires across the state as of 7.20am today, with five - at Beechworth, Churchill, Murrindindi, the Kinglake complex and Bunyip - causing the most concern.

Garbing the falling remote and quietly switting the TV off before turning to look at America who was standing in shock, "Don't just stand there like a Bloody sod Help me get Australia into a bathtub of cold water before he burns to death Oh hero!" he said while dragging a swearing Australian to the bathroom and then America snaps out of it and helps put Australia in a bathtub full of cold water which earns a sigh of rifle from him. "Ok you better watch him while I go make him a cup of tea!" England says leaving to get tea for Australia leaving with USA. Australia Looks over to America "Look Mate ya don't have to babysit me Go help the old Pom I'll be still here mate!" he said while trying to sink more into the cold water to soon the burning. America gives Australia a look "are you sure you" "Yeah mate I've been through this before I can bloody handle it Yank you go help the Pom with the Cupper" Australia answered while chooing him out the door.

And so America went to go after England But not before Australia shouted after him to "shut the bloody door mate" and as America left Australia couldn't help thinking that he's not going to get a cupper anytime soon being us it seems America would be too busy rooting England.

THE END.

A/N: Yes the Fire thing did Happen in Australia sometime this year back in Feb, It was treble I was worried sick that I friend of mine was one of the many people who lived in that part of my homeland that was stuck in that bushfire! Luckily she wasn't one of them but those poor people T3T

I may also like to note that if you like this one-shot and the past one-shot let me know (it may make me write more of them for you =3)

Oh and on a anther note in Australia when you say Rooting it mean to have sex just through you may want to know that ^^; if you don't get any of the Aussie slang I used up there just ask me and I'll tell ya all what it means or give ya a link to a site that explains some Aussie slag for you =3