This is Jane's idea of a perfect brother. Enjoy this story because there'll be more funny postings. Will these papers really be private?

My Perfect Brother:
Don't let me get started on how stupid this idea is, seriously. I hate the idea of expressing myself. I don't have feelings. I don't really care about what Alec thinks of me because he's a wimp. A sissy. Now I'm supposed to go on and on about what I want my brother to be like. And how useless is this... very. I DON'T care about him or his feelings. I remember the time he used his mist to knock me out for fun... only so he could run away. He stayed hidden for days and then came back. Pathetic. Anyway, I'm going way off topic here. My idea of a perfect brother is someone who understands who I am. A perfect brother should be brave and not afraid to take chances unlike Alec. *Fake coughs* I just hate Alec sometimes. Yeah I'm in charge and all that jazz but seriously. He sort of acts like a know it all. And let me tell you he doesn't know anything at all. So, perfect brother needs to be brave, daring, and a not so know it all. If someone reads this I'll be pissed off severely.