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I think I just died. Quite literally. I mean, descending darkness or whatever for no apparent reason?

It was something out of a sci-fi book.

It wasn't until later when I found out how right I was.

Kayla and I stood up. It was weird, we couldn't see anything but each other. "What's going on?" Kayla asked.

Yeah, like I knew the answer.

As if to answer her question, a white light appeared, growing larger every second.

"Oh my God, we died," I said loudly.

"Don't be stupid," Kayla said. Darn. I was so sure I was right. Oh, well.

"Think of it this way, at least we got to read the latest installment of the Legacy of the Force before we left the Earth," I blabbed on. Then I saw something.

"Don't be silly. We didn't leave Earth. I think Star Wars is going to your head."

"Um, Kayla... I think we did leave Earth."

The light was all around us now, and suddenly we were standing in front of a half circle. A very familiar-looking half circle. A circle that we shouldn't really be standing in unless we were in a padded room with a nice, warm straight-jacket.

It was the Jedi counsil.

"Um... Hello," Kayla said.

The Masters said nothing.

Looking around me, I could tell it was sometimes before the Phantom Menace. Or during it, I wasn't sure.

"Who are you?" One of the lower Masters spoke up.

"Uh... I'm Hailey." I said at the same time Kayla said. "Kayla."

"Where do you come from? You were suddenly here."

"How are we supposed to know?" Kayla shot back.

Uh-oh. I remembered something. Kayla disliked the Jedi. She was more partial to characters like Jacen Solo and Anakin Skywalker. Sith.

"You don't know how you got here?" Another Jedi I asked. Ooh! I knew who it was. It was Mace Window! Erm... I mean Windu.

"Uhh... one minute we were in my backyard... then we died. This must be Heaven." I blabbed.

"We didn't die," Kayla said. "Heaven is less polluted." she felt the need to specify. "We're from Earth," she told them. The name meant nothing to the Jedi. How lovely. They couldn't help us get back home!

"How would you know... wait... pollution? Hey! We're on Coruscant!" I realized. How could I have been so stupid?!

"Very much alive, you are. But brought here, why?" Yoda murmered. I wanted to hug him.

"Uhh... no idea..." I mused.

"Well... Hailey kinda wished that we were here, and then we fell into blackness. Then there was this white light and suddenly we were here," Kayla explained.

"Hey! It was not my fault!" Then I thought of something. "I know!" I turned to Kayla. "What if the Force sent us here to change the past so what happens in the books changes..."

She thought about it for a while... before...

"How know you of the force?" Yoda asked.

"Um... I dunno..." I said. I wasn't sure if they should know about the books and movies. In the words of Doc (Emmett Brown, Back To the Future) 'Knowing too much about your future is dangerous.' So I kept quiet.

"They are strong in the force, I can feel it," one of the Masters murmured.

"But what do we do about it?" Mace asked. He looked nothing like the movies. None of them did... there were details that I was noticing were in the movies. Many details. Only Yoda stayed true to his movie character.

"Assign a Master to watch over them for the time being, we will. For now, meditate, I must. In due time, answers will come."

"Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi are heading out to Naboo this afternoon. These girls can stay in the ship, and not interfere, but they will be safe." Another Master said. I could tell Window was not all too pleased about it, but he agreed.

"Send for Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi," he said. One of the masters sent for them with his comm unit, and they waited.

Meanwhile, I could hardly contain my excitement. We were actually going to meet Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. I was more then excited. Obi-Wan is my favorite character of all time.

Soon, they arrived and I almost died. Again. Even though Kayla said we never died in the first place. I wasn't so sure. It would be Heaven beyond Heavens.

Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon both looked much more handsome in real life. Or Heaven. Whichever it was. And Obi-Wan was defiantly cuter. Not that I'm saying Ewan McGregor isn't cute or anything. But he was no real life/Heavenly Obi-Wan.

The council dismissed us and we waited outside. Too bad we couldn't stay, but at least Kayla and I could discuss what the heck was going on.

"We are most defiantly in Heaven." I decided.

"No, we are not. In Heaven, would this tickle?" she poked me in the side. It's no fair that I'm so ticklish. Not fair at all.

"Ahh!! TU MADRE!!" I yelled. No one was there to hear, so what did it matter?

"Anyways, I think you're right. About the whole force thing. Not the Heaven thing. I do think the force or something else sent us here to stop the things from happening. I hope we can..." she said, even though she was secretly thinking she could become a Sith like Palpatine and rule the world – Galaxy, I mean.

"SITH SYMPATHIZER!!" I yelled, then realized it wasn't the smartest thing to do in a Jedi Temple. But it was true.

Luckily, no one heard us... by 'us' I mean 'me.'

"Shut up. It doesn't matter what side we're on."

"Yes it does! We can't have two different opinions on what 'saving the galaxy' means.

She sighed. "Fine... but we can't destroy all the Sith!"

"Why not?" I asked. "They'll just come back later... and stronger. I think we should stay neutral and do what is right for the whole Galaxy."

She sighed. "You're right... surprisingly."

I beamed.

"But we will need to stay with someone and work from their side. We can't go running about the Galaxy alone..."

I sighed.

"How about... I stay here. With Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, I mean. You go find the Chancellor. Tell him who you are and who he is... but do NOT tell him anything else. And tell him you want to be a Sith. Mention nothing about the Jedi, unless you're speaking in disdain."

She nodded. "Alright. I'll gain his trust."

"And so I shall stay with them and use my influence..."

"You can't influence people," she told me. I sighed.

"I'll try."

"Okay," she gave me a quick hug. "I'll have a comm unit, and I'll send you a message, so you can get the code to mine once you get one."

"Okay, byeee," I didn't want to split up. I could have cried.

"Bye," she said, then disappeared down the hall.

At that, the doors opened, and Qui-Gon stepped out, followed by Obi-Wan.

"Where's the other girl?" Qui-Gon asked.

"What other girl?" I decided to play dumb. For now.

"The council said there were two of you."

"Nope. Sometimes I get split personality disorder, though. I named my alter-ego Kayla."

He and Obi-Wan stared at me a moment. They either thought I was lying or thought I was crazy. Or maybe they thought I was both. I was careful to hide my thoughts. "Very well. Come with us, and we'll find you a place to sleep."

We reached their quarters and went inside. They were very nice, but had only two rooms. "Not to worry," I said, smiling. "I am a pro at couch sleeping and at floor sleeping."

"It's okay," Obi-Wan said, returning my smile. "So am I, it won't be a problem."

"Noooo." I said. I couldn't let them do this to me. "I shall sleep on the floor!"

"I am sleeping down there whether you like it or not."

Qui-Gon interrupted. "So you both are sleeping on the floor?"

"YES!" I said. It felt a little rude so I added, "sir."

"No need for that 'sir' stuff. Call me Master Jinn or just Qui-Gon."

"Um... okay Master Qui-Gon..."

He laughed. "Good enough."

I blinked. "Someone slap me," I said.

"What? Why?" Obi-Wan asked.

"So I know I'm not A. dreaming, or B. In Heaven."

Neither of them did. So I slapped myself.

"Ow."

And that is that!

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