-September 21, 2009-
Hello.
I am writing today to inform a certain idiot it yank that he is being a loud-mouthed idiot - more so than usual - and needs to calm down and stop blowing things out of proportion.
Lord help us, but for once I agree with the wine bastard: Alfred, you are being far to melodramatic. You are not the only one who has caught swine flu, and it's not nearly as bad with you as others have had it.
Also, if your going to announce your vaccination you should at least wait until it is not as - or possible more - harmful than the disease itself. From what I have heard - not that I have not been paying any attention in the slightest, word just gets around - your people are getting more sick from the vaccine from the disease.
And as to Yao's energy efficient status… perhaps you should spend less time complaining about him passing you up and put your energies instead towards reducing your own carbon footprint?
Really, Alfred, no one wants to listen to you complain.
Good day to all,
England.
P.S. No, Francis, me agreeing with you about the yank does not mean that I will agree to go drinking with you. I have no wish to find myself tasting your special brand of date-rate drugs.
Footnotes:
The Swine Flu vaccination has actually proved to be lethal to … I think someone. That's what Davina said. Maybe I should read up on that…
Anyway, I know that it's been making people sick because it's to high a dose for their immune systems to combat. Be careful when getting it, yes?