Okay here is my second chapter for this story. hope you liky!!

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Disclaimer : I own nothing 'cept my socks. Even then my mother bought them :(

Warning : Yaoi (boyxboy) Lime...-ish...-ness...foul language, and MPREG!

NARUTO POV

Kiba was hasn't been the same after that little incident last week. I really think we traumatized him for life. Heh, oh well. He can deal right?

Every time he walks into the same room as me and Sasuke you can see it in his eyes. The terror of seeing the scene repeat itself in his poor slow mind over and over again.

From what I hear from Hinata he can't even get past second base without freezing up and just being able to stare at the wall in horror. Poor Kiba.

I sat by the pool edge wearing a large fat man's t-shirt and maternity shorts. I couldn't stand to wear anything else. Plus being six month pregnant did not help. My i-Pod was blearing with Sasuke's band (Catch This) when I saw Sasuke being gawked at by some girls.

I loved this.

"Hey Sasuke! I need to take a piss!"

"Naruto I have no need or want to know about you boul movements."

"Teme, you should help the mother of you unborn child stand to take a piss before I explode."

The girls were staring at me in a frozen state of shock. Not only were the sitting close to where The Sasuke Uchiha was but they were looking at the woman (man) who stole him away from them.

"Fine dobe. But you so owe me. I was just about to kick Hinata's ass in polo." He helped me off the ground with an umph.

"I owe you nothing you know nobody can beat Hinata in water sports." I smiled playfully. I snuck a peak at Hinata who was currently winning a wrestling contest with Kiba.

Heh, armatures.

I layed a hand on my stomach and started to stalk to the bathroom, slowly of course. Kiba got out of the water rubbing his shoulder as a bruise started to form from where Hinata punched playfully. Sasuke saw him and made humping movement behind me, letting a deep moan release form his throat.

Kiba froze stiff and fell backwards into the pool.

Sasuke laughed whole heartedly and helped me walk up the couple of steps onto the upper deck to the bathroom.

"Stop it would ya?"

"Stop what?" Here we go again. The old 'I-really-don't-want-to-be-attacked-by-another-moodswing-so-I'll-just-change-the-subject' move.

"Stop trying to put Kiba in a mental institution."

"What? The only person going to the crazy house is you because you haven't had ramen in six months."

"Yah? And who's fault was that?

"Yours." Oh no buddy. Think you could get away form a moody swing? Well you just started one.

"WHAT!! Teme! I swear to god! You think you're all high and mighty-"

"Want something to eat?" Food? Wait…no. Pissed off. I am pissed at…The one who brings me…food. I can feel my self drool at the thought! Twinkies…mmm….NO! CREAM CAKES! Yes…

"I love you Sasuke! You would do that for me? What are you still doing here? Grab me cream cakes woman!" Sasuke jaw dropped.

"Naruto! You know that the store ran out of cream cakes last night. Remember? We went over this!"

"Gaara has some doesn't he." Heh, try and get out of this one bastard.

"yes but-"

"GO STEAL ME SOME CREAM CAKES SASUKE-BASTARD!" My temper rose. He will get me cream cakes. And he will get them for me now.

Sasuke quickly moved his ass in the direction of Gaara's hotel room. This will be fun.

I made my way back to the bathroom to go take my piss. If only I could remember where it was.

SASUKE POV

Steal? From GAARA of all the people. His love of those cakes filled with cream in either lemon, strawberry or vanilla just made Gaara lighten up. Even if Gaara's definition of lighting up was not breaking the waiters fingers that day.

I entered the large room that was Gaara's and looked around. Last time when one of us entered an others room there was a scene going on.

I snickered.

How could I not? Kiba walked in on Naruto and I and it still cracks me up. Even if it was a week ago.

I stayed still so I could listen for any weird sounds. Well, now that I think about it. Would Gaara make a sound even if he was having an orgasm. Would Gaara have an orgasm? Has he ever had a boner before? He's so quite that even though his singing voice was so good and sweet to the ears he was a drummer and refused to sing. I who had the lead singer as well as lead guitar almost quite if Gaara didn't sing. But I gave in. Yay for me.

He's way too emotionless for sex I decided so I entered without a word and turned a corner to his kitchen. It was small.

There was a small pantry and fridge. Two cupboard were over a stove and a sink on the opposite side of all this alone with a dishwasher. The whole place was clean. To tell you the truth I was kinda creeped out. Doesn't this guy eat anything? I mean other than cream cakes.

I took a step towards the fridge. Opening it I saw only half a cream cake in there. Okay.

I opened the pantry and almost fell backwards. In there was a full cupboard of cream cakes. This only happened once to me before. The first time I spent the night at Naruto's and his whole house was filled with tree minute ramen cups.

Footsteps emitted from the hallway. But not just normal footsteps. They seemed like it was hard to walk. Naruto?

"Ahh, haa Gaara, where's…haa…the bed?" Nope. Shit. Who is that? I jumped into the pantry and quietly shut the door in the middle of a moan so that they were sure not to hear anything.

"Down the hall to the right. First I'll get us condoms. I'm not uke this time so I don't want you to get hurt." You could practically see the smirk on his face the way he said it.

"Gaara, hurry. I'm so fucking horny. I need you inside me." Okay, so it's a guy. And he's a pussy. Giving in that easily, I mean dude, stand up for yourself.

"Neji, I think you can wait ten second to put on a condom. Unless you want it without." It not only sounded like an invitation and less of a question.

"Just get over here and fuck me."

"As you wish Neji-koi." The door slammed and I knew this was my chance. I grabbed three cream cakes and ran the fuck out of there. Noises of sex and love bursting though the door seams.

I huffed as I came to my own suit and sighed as I heard a yell of 'Itai' from inside.

When I entered I saw Naruto on the ground rubbing his ass.

"What happened dobe?" I said smirking.

"What's it to you teme." He gave the cutest pout I had a sudden crave o kiss them and make sure they never have to do that again. But Kami hates me, so he gave Naruto a mood swing and he went from cute/mad to hungry/crazy."You got my cream cakes right?"

I pulled out one to make him happy and snuck the others into the kitchen for later use. Watching Naruto made my heart flutter to think of what our child would be like. He lifted his blond head from the cake and gave me a great big grin.

"Sasuke-sama," he said in a seductive manner, "Would you like to help me?" I smirked.

Uchiha's don't eat sweets. And even if they did, I don't like them so…there.

He came closer the cake in front of him. Big grin still put in place. Then……….SMACK! A cake in the face.

"SASUKE HOW COULD YOU STEAL!!! That's wrong! What kind of father will you be?!?! Teaching our children to steal! Just to make others happy!" His eyes grew a flame of anger and rage. Damn it. I thought I was free from the mood swing.

He came closer and grabbed a chunk that was hanging onto my face and ate it.

"Yum!" He moved in closer and started to lap at my face and take all of the cake off my face and into his mouth. I swooped in and took his lips within mine and engaged in a romantic and passionate kiss. Then it was lost.

Flipping my eyes open I see him cower down and grab the bulge in pain.

No.

Not now. Its too early.

"Sasuke, I-AH!" His scream of pain woke me from my terror and grabbed him up. I ran down the hall to where I knew Gaara was busy but I needed his help.

Carefully laying Naruto down I rapped on the door yelling Gaara's name.

When he didn't answered I tried opening the door, I left it unlocked when I left so it opened easily.

"Gaara! I need your help!" My red headed band member came form his room with only boxers on.

Sasuke note: Omg, Gaara is one fucking sexy beast. Make sure I walk in on him in boxers more often.

"Why do you need my help Uchiha?" I heard a scream of pain and Gaara's eyes widened. I could tell he was scared for the dobe, so was I.

"It's Naruto, I think he's going into early labor." His eyes grew more as he grabbed a shirt and pants that weren't his and threw them on.

"Neji, I'm sorry. My friend is going into premature labor. You can wait for me or let yourself out. I'll call you later!" Gaara was starting to freak out now as louder screams were heard from the hall. My name was being sent to me in desperation. I had to get him to a hospital.

A tall pale man came out of Gaara's room wrapped in sheets. His long brown hair came down to his waist. I noticed something about him though, his eyes were white. Huh, weird.

"AH! Sasuke fucking Uchiha! Get your fucked up ass out here! It hurts! Damn it! SASUKE!" We rushed to the hospital my mind went fuzzy with fear.

"I'm sorry, you can't come with him into the emergency room sir." The pink haired nurse said to me. What kind of fucked up hospital would make it so I couldn't see my dobe? Help him when he was in pain?

"What's happening? I have to know." I tried to keep calm I really did. But then I found myself pinning her to the wall.

"There is just a small problem with the baby. The umbilical cord had rapped itself around the babies neck-"

"SMALL! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SMALL!"

"SIR! Please calm down! Were putting your…um..partner?...anyways into surgery to help. He and the baby should be fin, should anything go wrong. We have our best doctor on the case. Doctor Tsunade will be able to talk to you directly after the operation about the results. Please seat yourself and calm down." The pink haired nurse looked a little irritated.

"I'm sorry…errr"

"Sakura."

"Sakura, I'm sorry Sakura. Its just, you know he's the first guy to be able to do this. We have to be really careful."

"Might I ask why he can be pregnant? I need all his medical history. I have the knowledge of him being originally from Japan. Is that correct?"

"Yes. Fine, I will tell you his history. But it gets kind of confusing so I might have to tell you the whole story. But do you mind till he's out of operation?"

"Of course. It will probably be best. Then Tsunade can listen as well." I nodded in agreement. My poor dobe, his story was a long one and I wasn't too excited to get into it. Considering his whole life circled around his illness. My dobe, you better get through this. Otherwise I will never forgive you.

I returned to Gaara to find out that Neji had followed in his own car and they were currently being kicked out of the waiting room for making out. Thank god I missed that show.

Naruto.

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Next chapter :

We find out how Naruto can have kids (the full story)

Sasuke finds something important out about the baby. Will he tell Naruto?

What hapens when Kiba tried to get his revenge?

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