"Alright dude, let's make this video" said Mordecai as he turned on the camera and pointed it at Rigby
"Alright dude, ACTION!" exclaimed Mordecai
"OH CHAOS PLEASE! WE HAVE A BULLY PROBLEM! PLEASE HELP US!" exclaimed Rigby feigning crying and being upset
"Dude, cut...you sound desperate" said Mordecai
"I thought we were desperate to get Travis off our back" replied Rigby
"Not that desperate, here take the camera...let me talk" said Mordecai
He tossed Rigby the camera and he pointed it at Mordecai
"Alright Mordecai...and ACTION!" exclaimed Rigby
"Uh...hey Chaos, listen we got this bully...his name's Travis and um..." stuttered Mordecai
"Cut dude! CUT!" exclaimed Rigby
"What was wrong with that?" exclaimed Mordecai
"You were stuttering" replied Rigby
"At least I didn't sound like I was desperate" replied Mordecai
"SHUT UP!" exclaimed Rigby
Just then Benson came out of the shed and noticed Mordecai and Rigby with the camera
"Why aren't you two working?" asked Benson
"Oh, hey Benson...we were just um..." stuttered Mordecai before Rigby interrupted
"We're making a video for Bully Beat Up" interrupted Rigby
"You watch that stupid show?" exclaimed Benson
"It's not stupid, we have a bully problem" replied Rigby
"WELL DO YOUR VIDEO ON YOUR OWN TIME, NOW GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!" exclaimed a beat red Benson at the top of his lungs
"AUGH!" groaned Mordecai and Rigby
"Dude this sucks" said Mordecai
"Yeah, I really want to do this video" replied Rigby
"Well...don't worry, after work we can do the video around town" replied Mordecai
"Yeah but that'll take forever!" whined Rigby
"Well the sooner we get it done, the sooner we can make our video" replied Mordecai
"Fine!" exclaimed Rigby
Mordecai and Rigby had to clean up the park which was easier said then done, the two were raking leaves and picking up garbage but to pass the time they remembered the times that Travis bullied them and it gave them ideas on what to put into their video.
"Man, remember the time Travis got me suspended?" asked Rigby
"Oh yeah, when he grabbed you from behind after gym class and tossed you into the girls' locker room" replied Mordecai
"Yeah and then he told the principal I walked in!" exclaimed Rigby
"Hey Mordecai, remember the time he got you in a choke hold during recess?" asked Rigby
"Yeah dude, he grabbed me from behind and kept shouting Say uncle! Say uncle!" exclaimed Mordecai
"Yeah, you looked like you couldn't even breathe" replied Rigby
"I know, but don't worry...he's gonna get what's coming to him" said Mordecai
"Hmmm...hmmm... heck yeah he is!" exclaimed Rigby
Mordecai and Rigby kept talking about how awesome it would be to see Travis get his ass kicked on live television, and soon thereafter time had passed and it was quitting time, they went up to their room and grabbed their video camera to make the video.
"Alright dude, let's film this" said Mordecai as he and Rigby had went to town
"Alright dude...and ACTION!" exclaimed Rigby as he turned on the camera
[MORDECAI'S SEGMENT]
"Hey Chaos, my name's Mordecai and I've got a bully problem, his name's Travis and he's pretty much bullied me throughout Junior High, Travis used to get me in choke holds, he'd constantly punch me in the gut and he'd steal from me. This one time during gym he grabbed me in the locker room and he taped me to a toilet, I missed my class and I failed the test we were supposed to take that day and Travis had threatened that if I squealed on him that every beating he ever gave me would be a cakewalk compared to the one he'd give me if I'd snitch. Now he's back and he's still the same jerk he always was , Chaos I beg you please kick the ever loving crap out of him."
[END OF MORDECAI'S SEGMENT]
"Cut, dude that was perfect!" exclaimed Rigby
"Thanks dude, now it's your turn" replied Mordecai as he pointed the camera at Rigby
[RIGBY'S SEGMENT]
"Hey Chaos, I got this bully named Travis who used to pick on me throughout Junior High and he's picked up where he left off. All throughout Junior High he would hit me, tease me, get me in submission holds and everything! I'll never forget one day in Junior High during gym class I was coming out of the locker room and then he grabbed me from behind and tossed me in the girls' locker room, I was so embarrassed but to add insult to injury, he went to the principal and told him that he saw me walk in the girls' locker room and all the girls backed him up! I was suspended for a week and was grounded as well. That and one time Travis had attacked me from behind and took my wallet, he stole the fifty bucks I had that I wanted to buy a game with and I was devastated! Chaos, I'm begging you please get somebody to give Travis a taste of his own medicine!"
[END OF RIGBY'S SEGMENT]
"Dude you were perfect, now all we gotta do is send this tape to Chaos and he'll see what kinda jerk Travis is!" exclaimed Mordecai
"Alright bro, let's send that tape!" exclaimed Rigby as he and Mordecai had gotten an envelope and made out the address and sent the tape, now all they had to do was wait.
(A/N) Poor Mordecai and Rigby, I'm hoping Chaos answers their pleas for help as well, so will Chaos answer them and get an MMA fighter to kick Travis' sorry ass? Until next time!
