Episode 1,
"This is the court room of Judge Trudy…if you have any beef don't take the law in your own hands take it in the hands of Judge Trudy…okay." The Narrator said as a group of kids from the ages of 8-18 were the audience.
The Plaintiff African American teenager named Daino Deas and a white man who is fat and bald named Mark Mortimer is the defendant arrive in their spots.
"Get up!" The Bailiff said as they stood up.
"Good morning I am Judge Trudy and my first case is…" Trudy said as she got her papers and sat down and she was interrupted.
"Excuse me you the judge?" Coach Mortimer asked.
"Nope I am a plate of wings." Trudy answered.
"You're just a kid." Coach Mortimer said to her.
(BANG!) Judge Trudy hits her gavel.
"Overruled now Daino Deas I see that you have a complaint against Coach Mortimer." Trudy said.
"Yep he yelled at me because I did not bunt during a game." Daino said as Trudy looked disgusted.
"BOO!" The audience yelled out as they threw baseballs at the defendant.
"Hey! Your Honor…these children are throwing baseballs at me!" Coach Mortimer yelled as he was getting injured.
"Sir I won't be responsible if you stand in the way of flying baseballs." Trudy said.
"But your honor!" Coach Mortimer said.
"SILENCE FATTY!" Trudy yelled as she banged her gavel.
"Now Daino tell me what happened." Trudy said as she asked.
"Well Judge Trudy I did not bunt and the coaches got mad at me and Coach Mortimer yelled at me and called me selfish." Daino said as the kids gasped in shock.
"I had to yell at him because he was fucking selfish." Coach Mortimer said as the kids gasped in shock.
"HEY! I do not allow cursing in my courtroom." Trudy said to Mortimer.
"Damn right it's not allowed." Daino said to her.
"Hey Judge Trudy Daino just cursed why isn't he in trouble?" Mortimer asked.
"Because he is the victim of your abuse." Trudy said to him.
"What? This is lies I should have him off the team!" Mortimer said to Trudy.
"Unreasonable and I favor the Plaintiff that is you for the amount of 55.2 Million dollars!" Trudy said as she hit her gavel.
"WHAT? 55.2? I don't have 55.2 Million Dollars!" Mortimer yelled.
"Then I sentence you to be sent to be in a cage with the Ultimate Warrior for 1 year." Trudy said.
"This is not right!" Coach Mortimer said as he was carried out of the room by the Ultimate Warrior.
"Next Case." Trudy said as she banged her gavel.
"The next defendant which is a white 55 year old teacher and plaintiffs who are 2 teenage girls who are 17 years old are now entering the courtroom…I need a wife." The Narrator said.
"Okay Tina and Linda Thomas you are suing your teacher Mister Johnson." Trudy said.
"That's right your honor." Tina said.
"Why are you suing your teacher?" Trudy asked.
"Because he took our phones away." Linda yelled.
"UGH!" Trudy yelled out as eggs were being thrown at the teacher and was being booed by the kids.
"Hey EW! Watch it your honor these kids are throwing things at me." Mr. Johnson said as Trudy banged her gavel.
"Order in the court! What things do you claim that these kids have thrown at you." Trudy asked.
"Eggs." Mr. Johnson said as he was spitting egg yolk out of his mouth.
"Was there any bacon with these alleged eggs?" Trudy asked.
"No your honor." Mr. Johnson.
"Now I order everyone to throw bacon at him." Trudy said as she bang her gavel and everyone started to throw bacon at him.
"Now what happened before he took the phones away?" Trudy asked.
"Well we were in history and I was looking up the berlin wall and he took my phone away first." Tina said as everyone gasped.
"What kind of a monster are you?" Trudy asked.
"It was distracting to the class." Mr. Johnson explained.
"What happened next?" Trudy asked.
"Well my twin Linda was looking of the Kennedy Assassination and he took her phone also." Tina explained as everyone gasped again.
"Well they were still distracting my class room." Mr. Johnson said.
"I favor the plaintiff and I sentence you to be chased by the Beast from Beauty and The Beast." Trudy said to him.
"What?" Mr. Johnson said as the beast played by Evan Williams arrived and roared.
"GET OUT! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HERE! NO RIGHT!" The Beast said as he chased him out of the room.
"Final case for the day." Trudy said.
"The final People are entering the courtroom I wish I was a pro boxer." The Narrator said as a 12 year old boy and his 41 year old dad arrive also.
"Okay now Bobby Perry I see that you are suing your dad." Trudy said.
"Correct ma'am." Bobby said.
"What happened?" Trudy asked.
"He took away my allowance!" Bobby answered as Trudy groaned in disgust as Two kids behind the dad ripped his hair off.
"AH! Judge Trudy did you see what happened?" Bobby's dad asked Trudy.
"Yeah, Yeah, they ripped your wig off." Trudy said.
"I was not wearing a wig OW!" He said.
"It'll grow back now baldy…what did your son do for you to take his allowance away?" Trudy asked.
"Well before I was ripped of my hair…I saw him steal 50 dollars from his mother's wallet!" Bobby's dad yelled.
"Why did you steal 50 dollars from his wallet?" Trudy asked.
"Because I need to buy a new video game." Bobby explained.
"What game?" Trudy asked.
"WWE 13." Bobby asked.
"Perfectly reasonable." Trudy said.
"Wait a minute this is outrageous." Bobby's dad said.
"I favor the Plaintiff for 25,000 dollars." Trudty said.
"I Don't have 25,000 dollars!" He said in anger.
"Then I sentence you to be contained with two sick people." Trudy said as two sick kids arrive sneezing and coughing and the bailiff took him away.
"Court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters." Trudy said as the lobsters arrive and everyone is dancing to Thriller by Michael Jackson and Trudy left the courtroom ending her day at the courtroom.
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