Chapter Two; Chase sequence and Hook ups of the ludicrous kind A/N; I don't own nothin'. If you think I do, you obviously haven't seen my cardboard mansion.
Warning, if you have any type of opinion you might be offended by something in here eventually. I'm not talking just for this chapter, I mean for this story in general… Have fun.
"Wee!" Corrin shouted as he jumped out of the forest, clearing the fence and landing in front of a small shack currently housing a rather confused kunoichi.
"I'm so glad to be out of that suffocating forest." Corrin mumbled as he stretched his limbs, earning popping from his joints, and ripping sounds from his already torn clothes. "Now where do I go-" He was cut off by a snake pinning his arms to his waist, "Dammit, I hate bondage, this is not my kink!" He shouted to no-one in particular as he jumped from one foot to another.
"Dude, it's a snake." Alim said, slithering up next to his pink haired brother's ear. "And it's coming from the chick behind you."
"Who the hell are you?" A gruff female voice rang from behind the teen, the snake around him tightening in response.
"Um… someone important." He quickly said, standing up straight to hopefully reinforce his point. The women stared at him, an eyebrow raised as she stepped towards him.
"No really, what were you doing in training ground forty-four, and who are you." She stopped just a bit out Corrin's former arms reach.
"The names Corrin, Nice ta meet ya!" The teen chimed, sticking his hand out as best he could to offer a handshake, in response to his movement though, the snake tightened causing his ribs to groan in protest under the pressure. "The names Anko, now why were you in one of the most dangerous training grounds?" The woman introduced herself, "Now why don't you answer my question, I won't ask a third time." She said with a malicious smile, causing her snake to hiss in delight.
"Would you accept that I got lost?" Corrin asked, clapping his hands together and pointing them at the special Jounin. She openly laughed at the response.
"Wait you're serious?" She asked after a moment, "You know that most Chunin won't even go in that place right?" Corrin shrugged.
"Well I did, could you let me go?" The pinkette asked.
"No." Anko said simply, "I think it's awfully suspicious that some punk-ass kid could survive any more than ten minutes in that place.""Okay first off, I was in there a month. Second off, I'm sixteen. Third off, fuck you." Corrin said placing his hand on the snake causing it burst into a cloud of smoke. "And fourth off, I'm not just any punk-ass kid!" Corrin shouted as he leapt backwards. "I 'ma ninja!"
"Striking shadow!" Corrin shouted launching his arm forward, Alim rocketing out of sleeve in the form of a hand.
'Wrmp Wrmp' everything went silent as Corrin froze, a look of horror on his face. Anko trembled in rage as the black blob on her chest gave another squeeze.
"You have a five second head start, and it started three seconds ago." She said in a deathly calm voice.
"Eep!" Corrin squealed as he pulled back Alim, turning and running like a man with hell at his heels, for something much worse was soon approaching.
_"What the hell were you thinking?" Corrin asked Alim as the two blitzed through the village hidden in the leaves, a furious Anko on their heels, chucking various sharp and pointy tools of death."Hey I think Anko got some help." The shadow chimed. "What!" Corrin shouted turning around to see not only a furious Anko, but an equally angry Kurenai wearing a chunin jacket.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuu- Is that Guy -uuuuuuuuuuuck!" Corrin shouted/ asked as he spotted the green spandex clad ninja running along the road.
"Yes Guy, I think it's a bad idea." A silver haired ninja walking beside Maito Guy said, "How would you even get weighted clothes, or think about if you need to remove them, what would you do then?"
The green clad jounin opened his mouth to respond but was interrupted by a teen leaping over him, quickly followed by two angry kunoichi. "Huh, wonder what they're doing?" Kakashi mused aloud, seemingly oblivious to Guy shaking with his head held low in. "Such… Such…" He muttered under his breath.
"Such a fiery display of youth, I feel it igniting a passionate flame within my soul!" He shouted to the heavens, tears streaming from his eyes at an inhuman rate. "Come my eternal rival, we must join them and fan our flames of youth!" The bowl headed man shouted, grabbing his companion's arm and leaping after the group, quickly approaching them.
"Great there's more of them." Alim grumbled as he turned to watch the growing mob.
"Wonder how Yoshi's doing?" Corrin mused as he leapt to the building tops in hopes of evading the justified wrath of an angry woman. _
"I'm trying to get to the Hidden Leaf Village, Do you know the way there?" Black Yoshi asked slowly to the elderly hermit woman, who lived in a hollowed out tree deep within a forest.
"...What?!" She shouted after a moment. Black took a deep breath and repeated his question for the seventeenth time, hoping that the old hag finally heard him. He was really tired of walking around the humid forest.
"...What?!..." She cried out in response.
"Mother Fucker!" Black shouted in rage to the heavens.
"Watch your language!" The Hag shouted as she brought an old broom down on the teen's glorious hair.
"Oh come on!""He's probably doing fine." Alim grumbled. "Unlike us if you don't hurry up!"
"Fair point." Corrin agreed as he ducked under a kunia. "How long have we been running?"
"About three hours." Alim mumbled. Corrin grunted as he looked up at the sun, watching as it slowly waned across the sky, "Huh, appears so."
"Look out!" A childish voice rang out as a yellow blur barreled into Corrins stomach, knocking him to the floor.
"Ow." The pinkette said as he laid spread eagle on the ground. "Hey, watch where you're going!" The boy who crashed into Corrin said as he rubbed his head, messing up his already messy spiky blond hair. Corrin slowly sat up as he stared at the whiskered faced boy, his crystal blue eyes widened as he heard a shout from behind him.
"Shit!" The boy grumbled as chunin shouted at him from down the road, about that time Anko let loose a furious roar, causing Corrin to shiver in fear.
"We must flee!" Corrin shouted scooping up the blond boy and started to sprint like a man with the Shinigami himself at his heels.
"What are you running from?" Naruto asked as Corrin placed him on his shoulders, "Something far worse than death, and something that would make the devil himself tremble in fear… An angry woman." Corrin said, as if he just had the fear of god instilled deep within his soul.
"Oh come on, that doesn't seem that ba-" Naruto started to say, but was cut off by a rage filled roar dripping with blood lust. Both males turned towards the source and saw Anko, mere meters away, radiating a malevolent aura that caused any plant life that she passed to wilt and die.
"Run!" Naruto squeaked out in fear as he pulled his mounts hair as if to steer him.
"On it!" Corrin shouted, pushing chakra into his legs, propelling himself forward at blitzing speeds.
_One week later
Corrin still raced around the village, having long since been rid of Anko and leaving Naruto in the elderly Hokage's office for the old man to care for several hours after the initial chase began. It's completely irrelevant that the man had been having a private meeting with his personal council, the room safe guarded with several layers of protective fuinjutsu and even a few genjutsu.
Though Corrins completely irrelevant actions may not be so irrelevant considering he now has several chunin on his tail.
"My," Corrin leaped over a particularly wide gap between two buildings, "Legs," Corrin leapt down into a cramped alleyway when two chunin appeared on the in front of him, "Hurt!" He finished as he blitzed through a brothel, leaping through the window of a room in use.
"Is that Yoshi?" Corrin asked as he saw the white haired teen running across the roofs above them, "Dude!" Corrin shouted, jumping up beside the shorter teen, "How ya doing?"
"Ya know, same ole' same ole'." Black shrugged. Alim picked out of Corrins collar, "What took you so long to get here?" He demanded.
"Well excuse me for being dropped in the middle of a desert, and having to WALK all the way here!" The albino teen shouted, "Hey, what are you guys running from?" Black asked.
"Some chunin, they weren't very happy when I broke into the Hokage's office. What are you running from?" The pinkette asked."The Anbu black ops, I think." He said turning to look behind himself, "I might have broken into the village."
"Same." Corrin nodded.
"Have you found Naruto yet?" The shorter teen asked. Corrin nodded, "Yeah we just saw him-Shit!" Corrin jumped over a net trap that almost got him.
"There using traps now?" Corrin shouted in disbelief.
"Are you meaning traps like nets and pits, or the 'they're boy that look like girl and you didn't find out until you're already balls deep?" Alim asked.
"The type that catch you unaware?" Black answered in a confused voice.
"Again I repeat, Balls deep. ""Guys we have a problem!" Corrin shouted the worry evident in his voice as he pointed ahead.
Black looked forward at what had the other teen so worried, and spotted the gaping pit that the group was speeding towards, "We got bodies on the buildings." Alim chimed, causing The two other teens to look up and see the chunin that were racing across the buildings on either sides of them.
"Well, all good things must come to end eventually, best we make it epic." Corrin said in a wistful tone, right before intentionally tripping so obvious it looked like it was ripped right out a looney tunes cartoon.
The pink hair teen landed on his face and started sliding across the earth rode, Black jumping on his back a moment later, land surfing the two towards the hole in the earth.
"Ya!" Black shouted as the two teens slide towards the gap, his voice slowly losing its joy at the same rate they lost momentum.
"Fuck!" The white haired teen shouted when Corrin stopped a few feet from the lip of the chasm. Several chunin landed around the two, confused as to just what the two were planning.
"One moment." Corrin grunted as he pulled himself up and dusted off his somehow spotless clothing. "Yoshi, if you would." The white haired teen nodded, understanding the vague request. He lunged forward, and tossed both himself and Corrin into the trap that they had fell short of sliding into."What do we do with them sir?" An unimportant chunin grunt asked his slightly more important chunin grunt leader.
"We have our orders." The blandly designed man said. _ A/N; second chapter… ya…
"Hey, can we get some help down here!" Corrin called from the pit, "I don't think Yoshi's arm should be bending that way."
"I can fix it!" Alim chimed sadistically, a moment later a cracking sound resonated from the pit, causing all who heard it to cringe.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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