"Hi Light." L greeted from Light's bed in which he had made himself comfortable in by sitting his unusual position.

Light shrieked in surprise and hit the wall behind him. "Wha-L?! How the hell- Why the hell- crap L!! Get out of my room!"

L smiled. "But I like it here and I want to see Light."

"Well you can see me at school! How did you get into my room?! No, how'd you get into my house?!"

"It was easy really. Were you expecting me?" L said.

"No I wasn't expecting you! Why are you here?"

"I believe I already answered that after you shrieked and stuttered like some little school girl."

Light narrowed his eyes. "I already have Mikami after me, I don't need you too!"

"Then be my boyfriend. That way I won't be after someone I already have."

Light opened the door. "Out."

L got off the bed and walked towards Light. "Fine. I'll leave. But first, a gift."

Light raised a brow. "A gift?"

L gave him a quick kiss on the lips and left, running away like hell. Light was left standing stupid. He blinked out of his shock and yelled,

"Damn it L!"

After a few weeks, Mikami and L got worse. Mikami showed up everywhere Light was, at school and everywhere else Light went outside his house. L had been the only one to actually go to Light's house and the brunette was thankful his parents hadn't been home. Or Sayu.

But Light had found hidden cameras and wiretaps.

"Damn it L!"

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There was a knock at his door. Light sighed and calmly walked out of his room and walked towards the stairs. He opened the door and regretted it.

"Mikami?!"

"Hi Light." Mikami greeted.

"What are you doing here?"

"I came to see you."

Now why does that sound familiar? Light thought, stopping himself from rolling his eyes at his visitor.

"Is there anything in particular you came here for?"

"Will you go out with me?" Mikami asked, getting straight to the point.

Light blinked. He stared at him for three seconds in silence then slammed the door shut in his face.

"Please Light!!" Mikami persisted.

"No!" Light replied from the other side of the door.

"Please!"

"No!"

"Please!"

"No!!"

This kept going for another twenty minutes, until Light's dad's car pulled up and Mikami ran away from there.

Light's parents and Sayu came into the house and looked at him. He looked pissed.

"Are you ok?" Sachiko asked.

"Fine. Just fine." Light made his way towards the stairs. "I'm not feeling well. I'm going to skip dinner. I'll be in my room if you need me." Light sighed and went into his room.

Sachiko looked at Sayu. "Can you…?"

"On it!" Sayu grinned and ran up the stairs as quietly as she could. She tiptoed over to Light's room and found his door was obviously closed. She slowly raised her hand and got ready to knock on the door.

BAM! BAM! BAM! Her fist hit the door.

"Light! Open the door!" Sayu yelled. She smiled.

"Go away!" Light said from inside, also with a smile.

"Open this door or I'm kicking it down!"

"Good luck with that."

"Light!!"

The door opened and the siblings laughed. Every time one of them wants to get into the other's room, they always did that act.

"What's up?" Light asked.

Sayu made her way into his room. "You're not sick. What's really up with you?"

Light closed the door behind him. "I have stalkers."

"I meant something new. You always have stalkers."

"I have male stalkers." Light corrected.

"Anything newer?"

"I have two new stalkers that have been going at it for a long time now and they're driving me insane."

"Do you like them?"

"One of them…"

Sayu squealed happily. "I knew you were gay!" She squealed like a yaoi fan girl again. "Are they cute? Which position would you be in?? Have you already had se—" Light put his hand over her mouth.

"Stop right there. I don't want our parents to hear anything." He removed his hand and she grinned happily.

"So are they cute?"

"…Well they're both weird, but one of them is as smart, if not smarter, than me."

"And they other one?"

"Mikami Teru. Annoying, stupid and ugly." Light deadpanned. Sayu laughed.

"Make sure dad doesn't know or he might put them in jail for stalking. So what's the other guy's name?"

"L." Sayu giggled. "What?"

"That look in your eyes. You totally like him."

Light shrugged. "I guess, but what the hell am I supposed to do with Mikami?"

"Throw him to a pack of junkyard dogs?"

"Sayu."

She stuck her tongue out at him. "Kidding. Why don't you just let him down easy?"

Light nodded. "Let's hope he takes it well."

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He didn't take it well.

After Light had agreed to go out with L, Mikami's stalking got worse. Light thought his dad didn't know, but Soichiro had been listening to Sayu and Light talking the other day. He knew his son was being stalked and had decided to do something about it.

Mikami was standing in an alleyway one day across the mall where Light, L and Sayu had gone into.

He felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around.

"Who the hell are you?" Mikami asked.

"You would do better to respect your elders. I am Soichiro Yagami, chief commander of the NPA. You, Mikami Teru, are under arrest for stalking my son." Soichiro flashed him a badge to show that he wasn't lying.

Mikami's jaw dropped. "What?! Why are you getting me when L was stalking him too?!"

"My son is happy with him. I don't care if his…boyfriend… is creepy looking, a pervert and was my son's stalker, if Light's happy with him, I won't stand in the way of that." Soichiro said. Although it was true, part of the reason he can't take L to jail was because Soichiro had no proof. Light and L had gotten rid of all the cameras and wiretaps in Light's room before Soichiro could find them.

"You have no proof." Mikami told him.

"Yes I do. Other than the fact that you just admitted it, I can see you outside my house staring in through the windows you creepy stalker! Don't think I can't see you watching my son shower!!"

Mikami gulped. "You'll never get me alive!!" And he ran away from there.

Soichiro shook his head. "They always want a chase."

He ran after Mikami and followed him through another alley way.

Mikami hit a dead end.

"Ok, you can come willingly or I'm going to have to shoot you." Soichiro stated simply.

"You don't have the guts!" Mikami shouted.

Soichiro rolled his eyes. "I'll shoot you."

"You're not gonna shoot me!"

Soichiro pulled out his gun and looked around. He aimed the gun.

Mikami's eyes widened. "Ahhh!!"

"Pathetic."

"No! Please don't shoot me! I'll stop stalking Light, I swear!" Mikami begged.

Soichiro raised a brow.

"I'll stop following Light everywhere he goes! I'll stop selling magazines filled with pictures of him! I'll stop taking pictures of Light while he's in the shower! I'll stop—"

BANG!

Mikami dropped dead.

"You should've stopped talking," Soichiro said. He shook his head and left the alley way and went home.

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"Hey, I haven't see Mikami around. I wonder what happened to him." Light said as he, L and Sayu hung out in Light's room.

L rolled his eyes. "He's probably just crying like a baby in his house since you're with me."

Sayu laughed. "Possessive."

"Only with things that are mine."

Light rolled his eyes. "Keep it up and I won't be yours."

"You guys are funny." Sayu said. "But yeah, I wonder what happened to Mikami."

"Oh well." Light said. "I don't really care what happened to him as long as he doesn't stalk me anymore."

"You killed who?!" Sachiko exclaimed.

L opened the door to Light's room and listened to Sachiko and Soichiro talk.

They were whispering now so L went down the stairs to hear more while Light and Sayu just looked at each other in confusion.

L came back up the stairs two minutes later.

"Good news," L said. "You no longer have to worry about Mikami."

"Why?" Light asked.

"Your father killed him in an alley today."

"…" Light stared at L in silence. Sayu spoke instead.

"Light, does dad have a gang we don't know about?"

Monkey: Sorry it's so late!! Finals are crazy here! But yeah, the idea for this chapter goes to Black-Dranzer-1119!! I hope it's ok =) And um yeah, I'll update as soon as I can! Hope you guys liked the chapter =D