KIMAHRI SAYS
~YAY! More Kimahri Says!~Silver Neko and Mr. Pink (The little whiner)
"Kimahri say, never try to kill Moth with towel."
"Kimahri say, Valefor is the ugliest Summon Kimahri has ever seen. Kimahri has crapped better looking summons out in Kimahri's sandbox."
"Kimahri say, never try to glue horn back on with crazy glue."
"Kimahri say, staple gun can also be used to replace light bulbs on the ceiling."
"Kimahri say, why Lord of the Rings such popular movie? It suck! This am Kimahri's short description of movie: Talk talk talk, fight fight fight, die die die, oh you want to come on our adventure too? Ok! Look! There's more talking! Whoop! You dead too! Oh no! Gandolf died and no one even tried to save him! Oooo! The colors! Die die die...then the movie ended in the middle of no where and Kimahri screamed "THIS MOVIE IS RIPOFF! KIMAHRI KILL!" Kimahri then banned from theater."
"Kimahri say, never take advice from talking puppets. They speak lies."
"Kimahri say, never try to cook for the people your traveling with. They never like it. No one appreciates all the work Kimahri goes through to kill tasty Chocobo. Sniff."
"Kimahri say, why can't Kimahri beat man in red at Rock 'em sock 'em robots?"
"Kimahri tell you about childhood memory: "Look papa, I make a bottle rocket! No father! Don't put Mr. Snuffles in the rocket! Noooo! Why papa?! Why put Mr. Snuffles in Rocket?"
"Kimahri say, little squirrel things at Djose Temple piss Kimahri off. They stand in front of Kimahri when Kimahri is walking and trip Kimahri. This makes Kimahri fall on face and blond boy from 1000 years ago laugh like school girl on drugs. Kimahri kill blond boy soon."
"Kimahri say, little squirrel things at Djose temple also crawl into Kimahri's mouth when Kimahri eating! No food get down Kimahri's throat because little Squirrel things grab food from Kimahri's mouth and run! Kimahri HATE little squirrel things. Kimahri smashes all squirrel things he sees. Yuna not happy when Kimahri do this. She yell and yell and little voice in Kimahri's head tells Kimahri to be sad. Kimahri needs a hug now."
"Kimahri say, Kimahri's best friend is alcohol. Sniff, I know, it THAT sad. Kimahri looks for help, but no one helps Kimahri. All too busy fighting Sin. Kimahri must go drown sorrows now."
"Kimahri say, old man Guado ticks Kimahri off. He stand in farplane and whine and moan and no let Yuna help him. He too busy talking to dead people. Kimahri want to smack him upside face and tell him to get life."
"Kimahri say, Thunder planes are fun fun fun. Blond boy from past gets hit by lighting many times. Kimahri just laugh and laugh and laugh. Al Bhed girl is all flinchy in thunder planes. She cry and twitch and act like little bug. Kimahri laughs even more when she does the bug walk. Thunder planes also have Kimahri's best Lance, so Kimahri say: Go to Thunder planes and bring people you hate. It big fun."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FUN KIMAHRI FACT!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kimahri hates the Sanubia desert! When he tried to climb the sand dunes, and then slipped, the blond guy laughed at the patheticness of the poor Ronso. Kimahri shall have his revenge. Kimahri also got inhaled by a Sand worm. Cactuars tormented Kimahri with their joy filled antics, angering the Ronso so much that he stomped on one. Kimahri then screamed in agony and delayed the party while he plucked needles from his foot. Pity Kimahri.
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"Kimahri say, CAN'T ANYTHING MAKE MAN WITH ODD HAIR WHO PLAYS BLITZ BALL, UNHAPPY?! Kimahri makes threat on life of man with odd hair, and he go "Ya?" and he does the happy laugh that Kimahri hates SO MUCH! Kimahri try to stab man with odd hair in face, he only laugh! Kimahri kill man with odd hair's dog, AND HE ONLY LAUGH! Kimahri wish Kimahri had been one to kill man with odd hairs brother, but Sin beat Kimahri to it. Sin take all joy from Kimahri!"
"Kimahri say, Airship is good. It very big. Lots of place to hide bodies."
"Kimahri say, Blitz ball fun game. Kimahri like Blitz ball. Kimahri LOVE Blitz ball. Yuna say there more to life then Blitz ball. She lies."
"Kimahri say, Kimahri's fear of lady with big boobs is great. The boobs, so big! TO MUCH FOR KIMAHRI TO COMPREHEND! Lady with big boobs also makes fire and magic with hands. She make it rain on Kimahri when he least expects it. The water burns Kimahri like the fire of a thousand suns. Stay away from the boobies."
"Kimahri say, Ronso Fangs are Kimahri's home team, but as much as Kimahri hate to admit it, they suck bad. Blond boy from 1000 years ago and man with odd hair's team always kick ass of Ronso team. Blond boy laugh at Ronso Fangs for long long time when he beats them. Blond boy also has Zev Ronso on his team. Zev Ronso and blond boy are very big friends. Blond boy buy ice cream cone for Zev. Zev does a happy dance. Kimahri feel so betrayed. Kimahri go push Blond boy into ocean now."
"Kimahri say, you wonder why Kimahri wear same clothes day after day? Every morning, Kimahri wake up, say "Kimahri, today be good day." then Kimahri fall down stairs. Little Squirrels from temple that haunt Kimahri every where he goes, take advantage of Kimahri's agonizing pain and steal his Lucky Charms and the little toy inside. Then Kimahri awakes from his temporary coma and feels like someone has taped Kimahri to side of road during national steam rollers union parade. Then, Kimahri walks to drawer, then Kimahri say, "Ok, it go time. what shirt will I wear?" Kimahri can't decide! BRAIN AMORISM! Kimahri so confused that Kimahri curl up in little ball and scream until Yuna come and say, "Look what you did to my shoe!" then she roll up newspaper and hit Kimahri on the nose. Kimahri is very sorry. That's why Kimahri wear same thing all the time."
"Kimahri say, Nuvy Ronso of Ronso Fangs is nice. Irga Ronso is VERY nice. Kimahri say to man with odd hair, "Put Nuvy and Irga on team!" But Odd hair man just laugh and say no, that Kimahri just want some "Booty" Kimahri smashes Odd hair man in face. He just laugh and laugh. Kimahri still hears the laughter in Kimahri's dreams...."
~Yay! Thank you for all the great reveiws! If I get more inspired (which will be the next time I turn the TV on) I shall have another chappy up! Mr. Pink needs Tolit paper! I'm on my way!~ Silver Neko and Mr. Pink who has tummy problems.
~YAY! More Kimahri Says!~Silver Neko and Mr. Pink (The little whiner)
"Kimahri say, never try to kill Moth with towel."
"Kimahri say, Valefor is the ugliest Summon Kimahri has ever seen. Kimahri has crapped better looking summons out in Kimahri's sandbox."
"Kimahri say, never try to glue horn back on with crazy glue."
"Kimahri say, staple gun can also be used to replace light bulbs on the ceiling."
"Kimahri say, why Lord of the Rings such popular movie? It suck! This am Kimahri's short description of movie: Talk talk talk, fight fight fight, die die die, oh you want to come on our adventure too? Ok! Look! There's more talking! Whoop! You dead too! Oh no! Gandolf died and no one even tried to save him! Oooo! The colors! Die die die...then the movie ended in the middle of no where and Kimahri screamed "THIS MOVIE IS RIPOFF! KIMAHRI KILL!" Kimahri then banned from theater."
"Kimahri say, never take advice from talking puppets. They speak lies."
"Kimahri say, never try to cook for the people your traveling with. They never like it. No one appreciates all the work Kimahri goes through to kill tasty Chocobo. Sniff."
"Kimahri say, why can't Kimahri beat man in red at Rock 'em sock 'em robots?"
"Kimahri tell you about childhood memory: "Look papa, I make a bottle rocket! No father! Don't put Mr. Snuffles in the rocket! Noooo! Why papa?! Why put Mr. Snuffles in Rocket?"
"Kimahri say, little squirrel things at Djose Temple piss Kimahri off. They stand in front of Kimahri when Kimahri is walking and trip Kimahri. This makes Kimahri fall on face and blond boy from 1000 years ago laugh like school girl on drugs. Kimahri kill blond boy soon."
"Kimahri say, little squirrel things at Djose temple also crawl into Kimahri's mouth when Kimahri eating! No food get down Kimahri's throat because little Squirrel things grab food from Kimahri's mouth and run! Kimahri HATE little squirrel things. Kimahri smashes all squirrel things he sees. Yuna not happy when Kimahri do this. She yell and yell and little voice in Kimahri's head tells Kimahri to be sad. Kimahri needs a hug now."
"Kimahri say, Kimahri's best friend is alcohol. Sniff, I know, it THAT sad. Kimahri looks for help, but no one helps Kimahri. All too busy fighting Sin. Kimahri must go drown sorrows now."
"Kimahri say, old man Guado ticks Kimahri off. He stand in farplane and whine and moan and no let Yuna help him. He too busy talking to dead people. Kimahri want to smack him upside face and tell him to get life."
"Kimahri say, Thunder planes are fun fun fun. Blond boy from past gets hit by lighting many times. Kimahri just laugh and laugh and laugh. Al Bhed girl is all flinchy in thunder planes. She cry and twitch and act like little bug. Kimahri laughs even more when she does the bug walk. Thunder planes also have Kimahri's best Lance, so Kimahri say: Go to Thunder planes and bring people you hate. It big fun."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FUN KIMAHRI FACT!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kimahri hates the Sanubia desert! When he tried to climb the sand dunes, and then slipped, the blond guy laughed at the patheticness of the poor Ronso. Kimahri shall have his revenge. Kimahri also got inhaled by a Sand worm. Cactuars tormented Kimahri with their joy filled antics, angering the Ronso so much that he stomped on one. Kimahri then screamed in agony and delayed the party while he plucked needles from his foot. Pity Kimahri.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Kimahri say, CAN'T ANYTHING MAKE MAN WITH ODD HAIR WHO PLAYS BLITZ BALL, UNHAPPY?! Kimahri makes threat on life of man with odd hair, and he go "Ya?" and he does the happy laugh that Kimahri hates SO MUCH! Kimahri try to stab man with odd hair in face, he only laugh! Kimahri kill man with odd hair's dog, AND HE ONLY LAUGH! Kimahri wish Kimahri had been one to kill man with odd hairs brother, but Sin beat Kimahri to it. Sin take all joy from Kimahri!"
"Kimahri say, Airship is good. It very big. Lots of place to hide bodies."
"Kimahri say, Blitz ball fun game. Kimahri like Blitz ball. Kimahri LOVE Blitz ball. Yuna say there more to life then Blitz ball. She lies."
"Kimahri say, Kimahri's fear of lady with big boobs is great. The boobs, so big! TO MUCH FOR KIMAHRI TO COMPREHEND! Lady with big boobs also makes fire and magic with hands. She make it rain on Kimahri when he least expects it. The water burns Kimahri like the fire of a thousand suns. Stay away from the boobies."
"Kimahri say, Ronso Fangs are Kimahri's home team, but as much as Kimahri hate to admit it, they suck bad. Blond boy from 1000 years ago and man with odd hair's team always kick ass of Ronso team. Blond boy laugh at Ronso Fangs for long long time when he beats them. Blond boy also has Zev Ronso on his team. Zev Ronso and blond boy are very big friends. Blond boy buy ice cream cone for Zev. Zev does a happy dance. Kimahri feel so betrayed. Kimahri go push Blond boy into ocean now."
"Kimahri say, you wonder why Kimahri wear same clothes day after day? Every morning, Kimahri wake up, say "Kimahri, today be good day." then Kimahri fall down stairs. Little Squirrels from temple that haunt Kimahri every where he goes, take advantage of Kimahri's agonizing pain and steal his Lucky Charms and the little toy inside. Then Kimahri awakes from his temporary coma and feels like someone has taped Kimahri to side of road during national steam rollers union parade. Then, Kimahri walks to drawer, then Kimahri say, "Ok, it go time. what shirt will I wear?" Kimahri can't decide! BRAIN AMORISM! Kimahri so confused that Kimahri curl up in little ball and scream until Yuna come and say, "Look what you did to my shoe!" then she roll up newspaper and hit Kimahri on the nose. Kimahri is very sorry. That's why Kimahri wear same thing all the time."
"Kimahri say, Nuvy Ronso of Ronso Fangs is nice. Irga Ronso is VERY nice. Kimahri say to man with odd hair, "Put Nuvy and Irga on team!" But Odd hair man just laugh and say no, that Kimahri just want some "Booty" Kimahri smashes Odd hair man in face. He just laugh and laugh. Kimahri still hears the laughter in Kimahri's dreams...."
~Yay! Thank you for all the great reveiws! If I get more inspired (which will be the next time I turn the TV on) I shall have another chappy up! Mr. Pink needs Tolit paper! I'm on my way!~ Silver Neko and Mr. Pink who has tummy problems.