"OMG! TARA!" the girl gasped.
I looked up at her. "Maxie!?" I gasped.
She nodded, staring at me in shock.
"Maxie!" I cried, then I huggled her to death.
"Wah!" she cried as she died (because, y'know, I huggled her to death).
"I'm so sorry Max!" I sniffle, bringing her back to life.
"It's okay, Tara." she said, smiling.
Then the Erasers attacked! Oh noes!
Maxie, my sister, kicked their asses to yesterday!
"Tara, let me introduce you to my family." she said, taking me into her house.
"Okay!" I said, smiling.
She took me inside to meet her family: Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel.
Fang was Maxie's boyfriend, so I ignored him, but Iggy was single, and so hawt!
I instantly started making out with him.
"Ooh, Tara," he said smexxily.
But then this bitca came up and whacked me over the head with a.... with a... with whatever the heck a crorort is.
"Die, bitca!" she screamed.
I tackled her, but then I realized she was hot, too, so I started making out with her, too.
I'm bi, see.
Then Iggy came up behind me and took my shirt off!
Then Fang came over and started making out with Iggy. Maxie jogged over and took Fang's shirt off.
And then the Flyboys attacked!
OMG, it's getting epiccer!