A/N from AnimalCops: Anyone that was reading "Tales to please a Sadist"by TheDevilTheAngelAndTheMe will have read this already, but I think I have to add a new chapter to this fic. I couldn't think of anything else for this pairing.

Warnings from A.C.: Cursing, Horny-lapdog!Saix, naughty talk, violence, a little smut..

Saix reeled back from the hit; he brought a hand up to wipe blood from his nose, successfully smearing it all over his glove. Golden eyes darted to the one that had hit him. The Berserker let out a feral growl, "Number II, why did you do that..?"

Xigbar smirked, "Teachin' the subordinate to stay in 'is place."

Saix snarled, "I am just as high up in this Organization as you are, II. I am not a subordinate."

The Freeshooter let out a wild laugh, "Oh, as if! I'm number two, mutt, you're number VII. Xemnas wouldn't like this kind o' insubordination."

Saix snarled, "I am damn tired of getting this kind of shit from everyone. So you best be silent, rotten scum."

Xigbar 'tsk'ed, "Is the puppy getting' mad?"

Fangs gnashed, a cold, vicious growl tore from the blue-haired Nobody's throat, "I am NOT a damn dog!"

"Aye, your mind may say tha', mate, but the way yer growlin' at me says otherwise."

"I am only growling because you are driving me crazy!"

Xigbar snapped glove covered fingers, "Can't drive ya ta where ya already are!"

Saix snarled, "Dammit, Xigbar! I swear to Kingdom Hearts, if you do not shut up-"

"Aye, mate, y'shouldn't swear at Kingdom Hearts, she wouldn't like that."

Ohhh, he just crossed the line… Saix's mind was pushed into uncontrollable insanity; he leapt at Xigbar, pushing the man to the ground, straddling his waist. The freeshooter chuckled, "Aren't we in an awkward lil' position, dear Diviner."

Saix pressed a hand down hard on number II's chest, sharp claws digging into his collarbone and upper chest. A shocked and pained gasp parted the freeshooter's lips. The Berserker snarled, "Do not call me that!"

The single yellow eye sparkled, "Ah, my mistake, Saix… Only Xemnas can call you that, hmm?"

"Shut your damn mouth, Xigbar!"

"Oh, is this lil' lapdog gettin' pissed? Why don't ya go prance to the Superior and suck him off."

Saix smirked, amusement sparkling in his beautiful golden eyes, "Mmm… You would like that, would you not, II? You would love to watch me take in the Superior…" The Berserker laughed as he saw a faint blush tint Xigbar's cheeks. The blue-haired Nobody licked a trail from II's collarbone to his ear; purring, letting warm breath slide over scarred skin, "Of course you would… You would love it…"

Xigbar's eye widened, his voice was low and husky, "S- Saix…"

The Diviner pulled back to stare at the other, "Yes, my darling freeshooter?"

"Saix… Stoppit…"

The Berserker purred deeply in his chest, "Oh… Xigbar, now why would I do that? You seem to rather enjoy this, am I correct?" He moved to settle over Xigbar, on his hands and knees, one knee pressed between Xigbar's legs.

The freeshooter gasped in shock, "Saix!"

"You would like it, II… Mmm… Would you join in with us, my dear Freeshooter? Would you like that? To join in..? A hot threesome, is that what you would like?"

Xigbar groaned, "Gaia, yes, Saix!"

The Berserker ducked his head, claiming Xigbar's lips with his own. The kiss was sloppy, all tongue and teeth. Saix pulled back, nipping at the freeshooter's bottom lip, drawing a pinprick of blood. Xigbar panted, his face almost as red as Axel's hair. He turned his head to the side, watching Saix with his good eye.

The Berserker traced a line down II's neck, drawing a thin trail of blood. Xigbar let out a low moan, arching into Saix's touch. The Diviner purred once more, "So sad that I will not let you join." He let out a barking laugh.