Memory was slow to return. At first there was only pain. The pain was total, everywhere, so that there was no room for memory. Then he remembered that before the pain there was a cloud. He could let himself go into that cloud and there would be no pain. He needed only to stop breathing. It was so easy. Breathing only brought pain, anyway. A continual screech of an almighty fuckery monkey was in and out of each ear. It sounded like a human child shitting all over the floor repeatedly and crying because of it. Shut up human child I don't know what to do I'm not your parent/guardian go away you smell. Either way the shit child would not stop the eternal screeches of solitude. This was like hell's music mixed with Guy Fieri's laugh and Smash Mouth's 'All Star'.
Eventually The screams of torture turned into faint voices, and then, at last; comprehensible speech. The first words to be heard after the crash;
"I wanna fuck it." Those were the first words heard by Zim, and he could not be more terrified. He did not want to do a fuck at this time. His pelvis: smooshed. His ass: royally shrekt. He was in no way ready for a fucking.
"Garnet no!" Said an annoying voice, no; the annoying voice. It was the shit child. It was back from the hellish landscape of the incoherent high to haunt Zim again. He groaned in terror for he did not want to have his ears royally fucked deep, like that time Zim came home and found the big headed one using his robot as a cheap blow-up doll. Either way the annoying shit child heard him groan.
"I think he's waking up!" the shit child screamed; Zim's skull was on the brink of erupting into a bloody green and red mess all over the floor.
"Good I'm gonna fuck him" The other voice responded, drawing nearer. The clasp of a belt could be hear and soon Zim's big ol' boner was poppin' out, it was like some gross alien tentacle or some shit idk just imagine the most fucked up tentacle hentai and you have it.
"Garnet stop! We don't even know what it is!" The shit child shrieked; Zim's skull was surely in pieces now. However he was able to speak, before his skull gave way and the great deluge purged from it.
"I AM AN AVERAGE HYOMIN SEE MY AVERAGE HUMAN GENITALS" Zim shrieked in desperation, hoping to be freed from the shackles of pain buzzing in him.
"Okay…" trailed the voice of the fuck one, who was now trying to stuff all of Zim's nasty ass dick tentacles inside various orifices.
"FOR CHRIST SAKE WOMAN THEY GO IN YOUR MOUTH AND ANUS AND VAGINA" Zim screeched, hoping to feel something other than pain for a change.
"Oh." The fuck one began sucking and sticking the tentacles into the bootyhole and the pu$$y. Zim usually did all the work, holding the person up with the tentacle dick things, but he didn't have the energy to do so.
"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE BITCH SHE'S A ROCK NOT A WOMAN DON'T YOU MISGENDER HER YOU CIS SCUM" the shit child's voice rang throughout not only the room but the cavity in which there was a puddle of goo once known as Zim's brain.
"Shut the fuck up shit child I'm not even fucking human I don't fucking understand all of your language you are fucking annoying I jsut wanna fuck this 'gar-nut' creature please leave" Zim had had enough of this shit child and just wanted to cum inside the fuck one in peace.
"but-"
"STEVEN LEAVE" commanded the fuck one, like god with the 10 commandments, except instead of everyone completely ignoring what they say, Steven actually fuck off. Thank god.
Then Zim nutted so hard, Garnet slammed against the roof. Steven went and cried.