Rating: T ( pervy Dai-Dai is pervy and dirty talk is dirty )

So maybe he'd had a bit too much after all. It wasn't his fault that Kagami wanted to have a contest for who could hold the most liquor without getting sick. Aomine couldn't turn down a challenge, and he'd won of course. But not before he was completely trashed. From the living room, he could hear the wretching sounds coming from the bathroom and a smug smirk lifted the corner of his lips before he whipped out his phone and pressed the first speed dial.

When Kise answered on the other end with a bit of concern clouding his usually chipper voice, the tanned male fell into a small bought of laughter before coughing and righting himself, sliding down to sit on the floor with his back against the couch.

"Ryouuuuuu. Miss you ~ S'no fun 'round here without you. Bakagami's a loser."

A light chuckle was heard across the line.

"Daicchi, I think you should drink some water, take some aspirin, and go to sl-"

"Want you. 'nderneath me. Y'look so good like that, y'know?"

The blonde could feel his cheeks heating at his partner's words. This was really the first time he'd ever encountered the other drunk. It should have figured that he'd be a horny bastard with no shame even like this.

"Y-You should go to sleep now, Daicchi. The sooner you get to sleep the better you'll feel in-"

Cut off again, this time by an exasperated sigh.

"When're y'comin' home so I can fuck you senseless? You'd like that woul'n' ya? Like me buried deep where no one else's 'llowed to touch? Yer th'only one who can handle my size ... Y'always feel so good. An' the sounds ya make. Mm ... Ryouta ... "

A sharp jolt shot through Kise's stomach on down, but he had to steady himself. Clearing his throat, the small forward's voice took on a stern tone, using all his willpower not to stutter and give into the tantalizing vocals on the other side.

"Daiki. Go to bed. You can have me in the morning when I get home if you aren't hungover. Okay?"

Yawning slightly, Aomine stood and grumbled as he clumsily made his way to their bedroom,

" 'kay, 'm goin'. See y'soon. Love ... you ... "

And he was dead to the world before he'd even had time to hang-up. Smiling to himself, the model's thumb hovered over the screen to swipe the end call button.

"I love you, too, Daikicchi."