Big Show makes a guest appearance in this chapter.

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"There's the Gateway Tire Building," said Kane. "That means Krystal should be right up...hey, what the hell?"

Where Krystal should have been, there was a small burger stand that said, in neon blue letters, 'The Burger Hut'.

"That's not Krystal," said 'Taker, "let's find out what the hell's going on."

Bewilderment mixed with hunger and anger, both men walked toward the window. The cashier, a large bald man, who resembled Shrek, looked up from a burger he was eating, and said,in a gruff raspy voice, "Welcome to Burger Hut, my name is Paul, how can I help you this evening?"

"Where's Krystal?" 'Taker demanded.

A befuddled expression came across the cashier's ugly face.

"Huh?"

"There used to be a Krystal here," said Kane, "what happened?"

"Ohhhh," said the cashier in comprehension. "I hate to break it to you guys, but Burger Hut brought Krystal and tore it down four months ago."

"Is there any other Krystal open around here?" Kane asked

"Nope." said the cashier.

"Are you sure?" asked Taker, noticing that the cashier nearly filled the whole hut up.

"Look, pal, I got the number of every fast food joint in this town on speed dial," said the cashier. "Do I look like I would joke about something like that?"

Realizing he had a point, Kane muttered, "Shit, what're we gonna do?"

"I don't know," said Taker. "Let's just order some burgers from here."

"Hey, you know," the cashier chimed in, "there's a Krystal open 24 hours in Knoxville."

'Taker looked at Kane and said "I can make the trip if you want."

"I don't know, that's five hours away," said Kane. "I have to see my lawyer in the morning."

"Hey, I don't mean to cute in on your conversation again," said the cashier, "but if there's one thing I've learned since working here, is that when you have the jones for Krystal, the burgers here are pratically inferior. As a matter of fact, we don't get any customers. If it weren't for me ordering every thing for myself, we'd be out of business."

"Really?" asked Kane.

The cashier nodded.

"I could use a Krystal burger," he said dreamily. "Biting into one of those delicious thingns with the onions, pickles, mustards all on on that steamy bun is like heaven in your mouth. Just thinking about those delectable little burgers just makes me want to tear this fucking place apart!"

The giant cashier let out a loud roar and ripped his shirt off. Then he started knocking things over, kicking over the grill, and grabbing the ice cream machine and threw it, causing it to fizzle out. Pretty soon, the Burger Hut looked as if it had been hit by a tornado.

"Sorry, I didn't take my medication today," said the cashier. "But anyways, you might as well just buck up and go to Krystal."

Kane looked aat Undertaker and said, "What do you say, Mark?"

Taker paused for a moment and said, "Let's go, man."

"Yes, I knew you'd say yes!" said Kane excitedly. "And no matter what, we're not ending this night without Krystal in our stomachs, agreed?"

"Agreed," said 'Taker.

"Great choice," said the cashier. "Because you guys's might've wanted to avoid our lemonade. Y'see, I added a special ingredient to it. I'll give you a hint; It's yellow and smells funny."

The cashier let out a laugh, ask Kane and Taker walked away with disgust and amusement.