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"Please Harry," Hermione begged, pouting at her best friend.
Harry let out a growl of frustration, "Hermione for the last time I am not going to defeat the monster under your bed. Because there is no monster under your bed."
"I don't see how whether the monster exists or not, is a factor in you'killing it," Hermione said, clutching onto her pillow. Which was causing others to look at her funny considering she was in the library in her pajamas, holding a pillow.
"Hermione, I am not going to do some stupid thing no matter how much you annoy me. So give up," Harry told his best friend, who'd been spending too much time with the Weasley twins.
"NEVER," Hermione shouted, at the exact same moment a Ravenclaw prefect walked by, who to make "Shhh" gesture at Hermione.
"Don't Shhh me," Hermione said, whacking the prefect with her pillow.
Harry grabbed hold of Hermione's wrist and began to drag her away from the poor prefect.
"Bloody hell Hermione, do you know how much trouble you're going to get in?," Harry asked.
"It'll be fine once I explain that all prefects are power hungry future Dark lords," Hermione said, shrugging.
"Hermione, you're a prefect, " Harry said.
"Exactly, so I know what I'm going on about. Now let's go and kill the monster under my bed," Hermione said, grinning like an idiot.
Harry let out a sigh, he was keeping the twins away from Hermione for the foreseeable future.
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483. Stop asking Harry to defeat the non existing monster under your bed.
184. Prefects are not power hungry future Dark Lords and you are not allowed to hit them in the face with a pillow.