HEY GUYS! I know I haven't updated this since iStart a Fanwar, which aired last November (2010). That was when the fate of Seddie was still speculated, and uncertain if it were too really happen or not. But now...Since April 9, 2011...We know...We now know, from iOMG, that Seddie IS happening! :D That night we trended 'iOMG', 'Freddie', and 'iCarly' world wide, and even 'Seddie' in the US! It reached #1 on iTunes, and was the MOST watched iCarly episode EVER. Replacing iSaved Your Life. We got Dan Schneider (the BRILLIANT DanWarp on Twitter) to 100,000 followers. Overall, it's pretty obvious how great that epic episode was. Anyways, after watching iOMG I became inspired to write again. (See, iLock in, a new story). But I particularly wanted to update 500 Days of Sam, and finally I am :-) Hope you enjoy, fellow Mighty Seddie Warriors! :3
Day 5: Penis
"Hey, you wanna go for a drive?"
When Sam had called Freddie at 5 AM, he shot out of bed and immediately headed for the door, disregarding the fact that he had yet to put on bottoms over his Galaxy Wars boxers, and thinking that something urgent had happened. But the early morning fright was simply a certain blonde headed demon phoning a friend. Or enemy. Frienemy. Well, whatever the hell they were, she called.
"It's 5 in the morning..." He yawned tiredly.
Sam sighed on the other end of the line, "And?"
"And you want me to waste my money on gas just to drive you around Seattle?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
Freddie grinned, "Can't sleep, Puckett?"
"I woke up unbelievably bored. And hungry. And lazy. And my car got towed yesterday. So I'm calling you." She stated, breaking up her words into choppy sentences. "C'mon, haven't you ever just done something out of the pure urge to do so?"
"Well, yeah, but I'm"-
"For shits and giggles, Freddie!"
"Okay, but"-
"Shits and giggles!"
"Sam, I"-
"Shits. And. Giggles!"
Freddie picked up his car keys, "I'll be there in ten."
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"Yellow one!" Sam yelled, popping her head from the back seat to the drivers to punch Freddie for the third time in an hour. Stupid Beetle owners.
"Okay! New game." He demanded. "I'm starting to feel a bruise."
"Stop being a priss!..Green one!"
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Freddie Benson couldn't believe that such a small and petite girl such as Sam was capable of eating an entire plate of Supreme Nachos, a Double Bean and Cheese burrito, and two tacos by herself. It was just ridiculous.
"You know, I paid for all of that greasy junk, so what's the polite thing to do, Sam?"
"Say 'excuse me' after I burp?"
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"Where do you think people go when they die, Freddie?" Sam asked from the backseat of Freddie's car lazily.
He blinked a couple of times. "I dunno. Heaven?"
"Yeah, sure, but how do you know if people go to Heaven or not? It's not like you've been there, so how could you possibly know that it even exists?"
He contemplated this. One of the many great things about Sam was that she opened Freddie's mind to so many possibilities, wheras before he wouldn't even think of such subjects. "Hm, you have a point. I have this friend in my Government class that believes we are all reincarnated. Maybe we're all past lives?" I suggest.
He looked in his rear view mirror to see Sam shrug to herself. "Maybe. Or maybe we all get to choose where we go, and what we wanna do when we die." She smiled, "That would be the chiz."
Sam's a strange girl. One minute she's giving him wet willies, the next Freddie found himself in a conversation about beliefs. "Yeah," he said to her "Maybe."
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"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Freddie commented, the right side of his mouth pulled up into a smile. It was now 7 on this spring Washington day, and they had stopped at a local park to eat ham sandwiches (extra ham) that Sam had brought along.
Sam stared at him. "No it's not, it's awesome. Trust me. I'm serious." She insisted bluntly. Shooting Freddie a quick glance of reassurance she said, "I'll go first." Sam shut her eyes and took a deep breath. "Penis."
Freddie hesitantly smiled, what kind of a game was this? Suddenly Sam nudged his shoulder in a way that a dog would, egging him on. Well now he had to do it, didn't he? "Penis."
"Penis." Sam said a bit louder.
Freddie's ears grew hot, "Penis."
"Penis!" Sam declared loudly.
Okay, awkward alert! "Sam, there's kids around." He exclaimed.
"There's no kids around." She rebuttled, but as she said that, a pack of children ran by, giggling as they chased one another. Oh, the irony.
"Penis!" Freddie chuckled.
"Penis!"
"Penis!"
"PENIS."
"PENIS!" Freddie roared, and people turned to give a few glares. "Sorry, it's a cough, you know how it is-"
"PENIS!" Sam interupted.
He grinned, "She has it to. PENIS!"
"PENIS!"
Freddie's eyes popped out of his head as Sam basically screeched the word in his ear. Looking around the park, he quickly covered her mouth, laughing. "We should stop doing this," He suggested. "We're done."
Sam mumbled against his hand, "Fine. I'm done."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"'Cause this is too much." He said with a smile.
"Unleash me. I'm done."
Freddie slowly uncovered Sam's mouth, and she stared ahead with a blank expression, nodding to herself. "I'm done." She promised quietly.
..."PENIS!"
AN: Soooo, what'd ya think? I personal had a LOT of fun writing this chapter, and if you don't necessarily understand the 'Penis Game', it's from (500) Days of Summer, a movie I highly reccomend. R&R! Feedback, friendly criticism, and advice are welcome! :-D (P.S I'm totally not judging anybodys religious views on that one 'serious' part of this story. Afterall, this is rated T. I just wanted to throw in some contemplation of life in there. So please don't hate me for that if you have strong religious beliefs! (: cause I had fun writing that scene haha!) Again, reviews make me happy!
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