Brittany was riding Lord Tubbington. Ahead of her, in a pretzel castle, sat the three loves of her life: Santana, Artie, and Kurt.

As Brittany walked in, Kurt stood up and kissed her cheek. "Morning, Boo," he said. "Are we going to go find the magic Glee song today?"

Brittany jumped up and down with joy. Artie stood up and gave her a hug. Then Santana came over and kissed her lightly on the lips. "See you two in a couple hours. Don't do anything silly, now."

Brittany waved goodbye as Kurt grabbed her hand and they left. Together they climbed on Lord Tubbington and they rode off.

"So, Boo, where do you think this magical song will be?" Kurt asked, leaning around Brittany's shoulder to kiss her neck. "Should we try the chocolate mountain or the Kool-Aid falls?"

Brittany grinned with delight. "Kool-Aid! I want to drink the Blue raspberry lemonade again! Please, please can we go?"

Kurt smile at her. "Whatever you say, darling. We just have to watch out for the shoe monster. He might strike us down with scary semester finals."

Brittany shrugged. "It's okay, baby hands. I already failed that class with an F minus. The shoe monster doesn't scare me. Besides, he's really cute in slow-mo yelling."

Kurt nuzzled the back of Brittany's neck. "You are right, dear. He has the sexiest man curls around. Plus the vest and tie thing makes me want to dress him up so badly."

After a couple of marshmallow hills, Brittany saw the top of Kool-Aid Falls. Kurt laughed as they jumped of Lord Tubbington. He spun Brittany around and planted a kiss on her nose. "Okay, Boo. We just have to search the Kool-Aid for our song. But first, let's go drink!"

The two teens ran up to the waterfall. Brittany leaned in and started to slurp at a section of blue. Kurt went over to the section of red that reflected palm trees and drank his Tropical Punch. Then he stuck his tongue out at Brittany.

Giggling, she fell over. "Your tongue looks red! It looks like my mom's lipstick!" Then she stuck her tongue out at Kurt.

"Britt, your tongue looks all blue! You look like you did after you tried to eat the blue Crayola markers in third grade!"

The two of them laughed and giggled. Then they heard a thumping noise. They both turned to see a giant curly haired man looking at them. He was wearing an Elmo vest that clashed horribly with his Pepper Ann tie. He had sharp teeth, and he was holding the trademark Crocker "F" stamp from the Fairly Oddparents. He also had on many pairs of shoes, on his ears, his fingers, his nose, and his feet.

Kurt fell over in fear as the great beast approached. Then Brittany stood. She looked the monster straight in the eye and she poked his nose. Then she sat down and beckoned for the monster to do the same.

"Well, Mr. Shoe Monster. You have caught up with us. I still don't know much Spanish, but if I say something I do know, will you let us free and show us the magic song?"

The monster considered. He stood up and paced. He scratched his head, causing little shoes to fall out like dandruff. Then he sat back down. He looked at Brittany incredulously and nodded.

Brittany smiled. Then with a cheerful voice she said, "Como qué el baño en la esquela ayudarle por mi perro, gracias, por favor."

The monster looked at her. Then he laughed. He settled down and no longer looked like a monster. Now he looked like Mr. Shuester, the Spanish teacher.

"Wow, Britany. I didn't know you know so much. But I cannot show you the song, or tell you where it is. But I will teach you this song."

At that point Kurt sat up. "Really, Mr. Shue? You can do that?"

Their teacher nodded. "It is quite easy, Kurt. Brittany knows the magical song and she can teach it to al of you. The song is powerful, and only a few can wield the awesome force. The magical song is…"

At this point, Kurt and Brittany were so far forward that they looked as if they would topple.

Mr. Shue held on a moment longer for dramatic effect. Then, sweeping his arms in the air, he bellowed, "Stuck Like Glue!"

Kurt looked incredulous. "That's the magical song? I thought it would be Just a Dream or even Magic. Those songs seem more magical."

Mr. Shue grinned. "It doesn't matter what song you use. You just have to BELIEVE"

At that moment, Lord Tubbington ran up. He galloped through Mr. Shuester, who dissolved into mist. Brittany loked around and realized everything was turning misty. Kurt hoisted her onto Lord Tubbington and yelled, "Wake up now Bittee!"

Brittany opened her eyes to find her little three-year old brother jumping on her stomach.

"Why did you wake me up, Stew?"

The little boy grinned with mischief. "Bitt, Bittee! I wetted da bed! I maked my pantses all wets! Now you all wets too! I jumpeded on you till you all wets! You smell like a peepee! I peeped! Yay!"

Brittany picked up the little boy. "Come on, Trouble, we gotta get all cleaned now."

The little boy jumped and clapped. "Me trubba! Me trubba! Peepee pantses! Me trubba!"

Author's Note: Please excuse each and every Glee pun. I am sorry, but you have to look at it from a Brittany perspective. What do you really think her reaction to having a teacher with a name sounding like shoe would be?

If you have any suggestions, please comment. And you can't criticize the Kurtney. You can tell that Britt is still in love with Kurt.