Lemmy went into the living room to look for his ball and saw Iggy playing Super Mario Bros 3 and eating some heart-shaped chocolates.
"Iggy, what are you doing?" Lemmy asked
"Huh? Oh just playing a video game," Iggy replied
"Super Mario Bros 3?"
"This is Super Mario Bros 3?" Iggy asked "I thought it was The Legend Of Zelda?"
Iggy took out the game and put in Super Mario World instead
"Uh… Iggy, that's Super Mario World," Lemmy said
"Who cares?" Iggy shouted "I just wanna play a game damn it,"
"Ok, Ok you don't have to scream," Lemmy said
"I'm sorry I'm just really angry that's all," Iggy said
"Why?" Lemmy said
"My girlfriend cancelled on me again," said Iggy
"Really? That's the third time this week," Lemmy said "Can I see a picture of your girlfriend?"
Iggy showed him
"Aw! She's cute. Too bad she left you lonely," Lemmy said
"Well as least my games to give me comfort," Iggy said
They both the NES and saw that it was on fire.
"Oh shit," Iggy said throwing the NES outside.
"Um… Iggy, I'm doing stand-up comedy at this club you wanna come?" Lemmy asked
"Nah I'll stay home," Iggy said "I can always play my Sega Dreamcast,"
"Ok," Lemmy said "Just don't blow up anything,"
"Whatever," Iggy said
Lemmy went to the club and was about to go onstage and then saw Ludwig making out with to a girl.
"Uh…can't they get room," Lemmy said to himself
They stopped kissing and then Lemmy realized it was Iggy's girlfriend.
"Wait that Iggy's girlfriend," Lemmy said "But Ludwig wouldn't, would he,"
So that's chapter 2. Tell me what you think I'd love to hear