Phineas and Ferb

The Talk III

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferbdoes not belong to me. It belongs to the two geniuses Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Keep up the good work, gentlemen!

Keeping his vow, Baljeet returned to the Flynn-Fletcher home that same night. He timed his return perfectly so he could make certain that at least one of the entrances would be kept open. So, as Phineas & Ferb headed inside from the backyard, he hid in the bushes so he would not be seen. Then, once everyone was it, he stuck his foot out as the door was closing to keep it from closing entirely, then closed it slightly more to fool everyone inside into thinking that it was actually closed.

Once the kitchen was completely clear and the lights were off, he made his way into the house. Careful to observe his surroundings, he discovered that the stairwell was clear, so he went up to the next floor. As he crept towards Linda & Lawrence's room, his mind began to race. He began contemplating different thoughts, weighing the pros to repeating his actions from the previous night to the cons such as the risk of getting caught. But eventually he decided that the pros far outweighed the cons, and continued on.

Once he reached the door he slowly opened it. Once again as soon as he did so the sound of loud snoring filled the air. Once again, he crept over to Linda's side of the bed and was delighted to see that she was the source of the loud snoring. She had her eye mask on again and was busy drooling all over her pillow while lying on her stomach. And once again, he was delighted.

After taking several pictures of her with his phone, he climbed into the bed. He settled himself at the edge of the bed, got himself comfortable, and then proceeded to rest his head on her butt, which was facing the ceiling. While he was getting comfortable, he placed both his hands on her butt cheeks and started squeezing them, to which Linda responded with a snort, and then by snoring even louder. Now satisfied, he closed his eyes and started to fall asleep.

A few minutes of peaceful sleep passed. But then, Linda started to toss and turn. With Baljeet firmly grasping her butt cheeks, he had no choice but to go along for the ride. Of course, even if he had a choice, he would likely choose to go along with it anyway. But when Linda was done tossing and turning, she was on her backside. This, in turn, meant that Baljeet was also on his backside, but now he had his face completely smashed up against Linda's big butt. But Linda was none the wiser and continued snoring.

To Baljeet's credit, he didn't mind the position he was in at all. In fact, he contemplated whether he enjoyed it more than the position he was in the night before. Of course he would have plenty of time to contemplate that thought; Linda didn't budge for the remainder of the night, so Baljeet was stuck in that very position, crushed under the weight of her rear end.

(Cue Baljeet's Dream)

Linda and Baljeet were in a movie theater, all by themselves. They were watching a movie, though neither of them knew exactly what they were watching. Baljeet wasn't enjoying the film at all. Linda immediately noticed this. "So...enjoying the movie, Baljeet?" She asked him.

Baljeet sighed. "Not really. But that matters little. I have no control over what I can watch here." He said rather depressingly. Linda couldn't stand to see Baljeet so upset. After taking a long and loud yawn and smacking her lips, Linda stood up, dusted herself off, and walked slowly to Baljeet, where she concluded by standing directly in front of him so that her butt was directly in his face, and then placing her hands firmly on her hips. "Um, excuse me..." Baljeet said. "What are you doing?"

"I'm helping you enjoy the show." She said rather flirtatiously, then yawning loudly again.

"No, you are blocking my view of the show."

"Actually, I'd like to think I'm giving you a front-row seat to the real show."

Baljeet was about to question what Linda meant by that, but before he was given the chance, Linda suddenly fell asleep right where she was standing and started snoring very loudly, much to Baljeet's delight. All that was in Baljeet's vision was Linda's big butt, and for the longest time, it just sat there, right in his face. He enjoyed it very much, especially when Linda started swaying her hips back and forth with no signs of stopping.

Baljeet took out a video camera and started recording Linda's butt swaying as it was, while also capturing the sound of her loud snoring in the background. There were occasional moments when he caught more than just her rear end; at times during the dream Linda would reach back with one of heer hands and scratch one of her butt cheeks for several minutes at a time. Baljeet was thrilled to watch it and was even more happy to capture it on film.

He had no idea how long he filmed for, but it didn't matter to him. All that mattered was that he was enjoying himself, and so was Linda...

(End Baljeet's Dream)

The dream kept going throughout the entire night. The following morning, at around 7:00, Baljeet awakened. He was still in the same position as he was the night before: on his back with his face being crushed by Linda's big butt. She was still snoring, now much louder than before. Baljeet attempted to wiggle his way out from underneath without waking her up. He was successful, but then he noticed that the other side of the bed was vacated; Lawrence had awakened earlier and gone to the kitchen. While this provoked Baljeet to question whether or not he was seen, he put that thought to the back of his mind.

Remembering that Linda did not awaken until about 9:00 the previous morning, he opted to climb to the top of the bed towards her head. Her pillows and her face were completely covered in her own sleep drool, and it appeared as though it was coming out of her mouth a mile a second. But he didn't care. Instead of being grossed out, he plopped his head right next to hers - splashing some of her drool onto the bed in the process - and go back to sleep.

He stayed asleep for a couple of hours; it wasn't until a few minutes past 9 that he reawakened, and he was surprised to see that Linda was still asleep snoring her head off with even more drool everywhere. He chuckled silently, then proceeded to kiss her faces several times out of affection. Every time he did, she snorted loudly then snored louder than before. Finally, he decided to give her one big, long kiss on the lips. His face ended up covered in her drool when he was done, but to him it was worth it.

Finally, he sneaked out of the room and made it outside virtually undetected as he returned home to happily reminisce on yet another night of sleep with his beloved. There was a part of him that felt guilty for "violating" Linda's privacy, but the other part of him did not care as the sleep he had garnered the past two nights while sleeping with her was the best he had ever experienced.

Later in the day, around noon, Baljeet returned to the Flynn-Fletcher residence after Phineas & Ferb had gone out, only this time he had some help. He knocked on the front door, and Lawrence answered. "Hello Baljeet. Phineas & Ferb went out for the day, Candace is at Stacy's house, and I have to go run the antique store for the day. If you need anything, Linda is in the kitchen fixing up a leaky faucet."

"Oh, that is fine. Thank you Mr. Fletcher." He said kindly as he stepped inside and Lawrence stepped out. Baljeet walked into the living room and headed for the kitchen. When he rounded the counter, he caught a glimpse of Linda bent underneath the sink trying to fiddle with the faucet. She was so focused on the faucet she didn't even hear Baljeet enter.

The first thing Baljeet caught glimpse of was Linda's butt, which was sticking out as she had to go under the sink to fix it. As she struggled and fiddled around, it moved ever so slightly. But that ever so slight movement got Baljeet going. When he came over, he brought with him a video camera. Originally, he was supposed to help Phineas & Ferb out with their project. But after laying his eyes on Linda for even a nano-second, his plans changed.

His mind began racing. Linda was right in front of him, completely oblivious to his presence. "Come on, Baljeet." A voice said. Baljeet frantically looked around and finally settled on his left shoulder, where he discovered a tiny image of Linda standing there, her back turned to him. "You see me over there, don't you? I have no idea you're here. Come on. I'm right here for the taking.I know you want some of this..." The Linda hallucination started to sway her hips around, which drove Baljeet even more insane.

He looked over to his right shoulder, expecting a "good angel" of sorts to appear and try to persuade him not to do it. But none ever appeared. This made Baljeet even more excited. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny play gun of sorts. It contained a needle that had a super-powerful sleeping potion that Baljeet had been working on. He figured now was the perfect time to use it.

He aimed it carefully at one of Linda's butt cheeks, which was right there for the taking. Linda was still completely oblivious. He pulled the trigger and it landed perfectly in the middle of her left butt cheek. As soon as it hit, she yelped.

"Hello?" She asked. "Is anybody out there?" But Baljeet remained silent. "I have a strange feeling...I'm feeling..." She yawned loudly. "...very...sleepy..." The potion kicked in so quickly she barely had time to react. So she succumbed to the potion, collapsed onto the floor (which in turn lifted her butt a few inches off the ground) and started snoring very loudly. Baljeet was immediately pleased.

He dropped the gun and slowly inched his way towards her. Because of the way Linda was positioned, every time she snored, her butt would go up an inch, then fall down an inch to the rhythm of her snoring. After a few turns, Baljeet finally decided to approach her.

He took out his video camera and got very close to her. The closer he got, the bigger her butt looked. He could not bring himself to stop. Finally he got close enough so the entire screen of the video camera showed nothing but her rear end. He set down a stool and placed the camera on it so that the angle was perfect to get the shot he wanted. Then he plopped down on the floor and stared...stared at the limitless beauty that was her butt as it shook around to her loud snoring.

After close to a half hour, Baljeet got himself another urge. He grew tired of simply looking at her rear end while she was wearing pants. So, he paused the recording on his video camera and slowly walked towards her. He was up close with her rear end as it continued to shake and she continued to snore.

He reached out and slowly grabbed the waistband of her pants and slowly started pulling them down. With the pants came her underwear as well. He pulled them down as far as they would go until all that was there was her completely naked butt. At that very moment in time, Linda's butt was completely naked, and an inch away from Baljeet's face. Yet she snored on.

Baljeet's eyes grew wide as he stared for a moment at her naked butt. Then he snapped out of it and returned to his camera, where he resumed recording and kept the camera right on her naked butt as her snoring suddenly got louder.

Neither Linda nor Baljeet moved for the next hour or so. Baljeet got an hour of nothing but Linda's big, naked butt on film for an entire hour. But after an hour, his urges popped up again. This time, he wanted something more. He didn't want to just stare at Linda's naked rear. So he moved the camera so instead of being straight on it was at an angle, and then he slowly walked over to her again. He got down on his knees and then slowly leaned his head in until his face was touching her right butt cheek. She snorted once, then went back to snoring. Then he placed his hands on both butt cheeks and started squeezing as hard as he could.

Baljeet instantly felt gratified. He had slept on Linda's butt previously, but only when she was wearing pants. This time, her butt was completely bare. Baljeet had complete access to her big bare butt, and there was nobody around for miles to stop him. His gratification took over to the point where Baljeet felt compelled to fall asleep and slumber right there with his face pressing against her butt cheek. So he did.

Baljeet instantly fell into a deep sleep, one where he had absolutely no interest in waking himself up. Throughout his extended sleep he switched between left butt cheek and right butt cheek. It made no difference to Linda, who was so out of it she had absolutely no awareness of what was going on. All the while, the video camera was going, recording Baljeet taking a nap of Linda's big naked butt. At one point in his sleep, Baljeet also starting drooling on Linda's butt. He was so far out of it he was unable to stop himself, and even if he were the chances were he would have no interest in doing so.

Both stayed as they were for several more hours - well into the evening. Linda's butt was completely covered in Baljeet's sleep drool, and Baljeet was still squeezing away. But his good time was about to be interrupted. There was a noise at the front door. It sounded like the doorknob moving around trying to open. Baljeet instantly opened his eyes widely and lifted his head off of her butt. He carefully studied it and then used his cellphone to take some pictures of it.

Then he quickly gathered himself and prepared to leave. He lifted her pants back up so they covered her butt, saved the recording on his camera, grabbed everything, and bolted out the back door to go back home. Surprisingly, he was not caught by anybody.

Back at the front door, Candace walked in. She followed the sound of the snoring in the house all the way to the kitchen, where she found her mother still underneath the sink, snoring her head off, still completely oblivious.

Candace, completely confused, slowly approached her mother. "Mom?" She asked, but that only resulted in a few loud snorts from Linda before the even louder snoring resumed. She got closer to her. She reached out and tapped her mother a few times. "Mom?"

Linda snorted several times before yelping, and then finally waking up. "Hello?" She said as she slowly realized she was waking up. She got out from underneath the sink and wiped her face of the puddles of drools she had been lying in for several hours. "Candace?"

"Mom, are you OK?" Candace asked. "What's going on?"

"Uh…" Linda looked around appearing dazed. "I'm not sure, to be honest with you."

"Weren't you working on the sink?"

"I was. One minute I was twisting a bolt or something, and then the next...nothing. I don't remember anything. I must've fallen asleep." She quickly examined her person to make sure nothing had been stolen, and it was only then she had discovered her rear end was damp. She had no idea why.

"Mom, you look a little flustered. Maybe you're coming down with a cold or something."

"Yeah...I-I think you might be right Candace. M-Maybe I should just go up to bed. C-Can you handle dinner by yourself tonight?"

"Sure, Mom. Whatever you need."

"Thank you." Linda hugged her daughter tightly before trudging towards the staircase and heading upward. When she got to her room and opened the door, she was surprised to find an envelope waiting for her on her pillow. This only added to the already-many questions she had about what transpired within the past several hours, but like all letters, she opted to open in and see what was inside.

End of Chapter 2.

What's inside the letter? And will guilt overcome Baljeet as he continues to struggle to understand these feelings he's having? Find out next time. I might change the rating of this fic to M, and if you agree with that move, let me know in a review.