Crash Coarse
"Ok sockhead, teach me about stupid birds!" Eddy said while rubbing his hands together.
"First off, you shouldn't call them stupid. They're a respectable animal of nature, and though they seem small and insignificant you should not ignore their existence. There are many people that take sport in watching these animals. The birds are vibrant with color and have many variations of species. It's a birdwatcher's dream to come across such a magnificent creature such as these. You should learn a lot from this lesson, such as how to respect your fellow beings and learn to love the wonders of nature." Double D lectured.
(A/N: I have no clue what I just said. But it sounded smart, didn't it?:D)
"Oh, go hug a tree!" Eddy exclaimed.
"Double D is right Eddy. The flying winged beast was once a normal woodpecker until it was fed mutant seeds from another dimension by the evil lord Pootoast." Ed said proudly.
"Not you too Lumpy. You've been taken in by knowledge! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO EDS SMART!" Eddy screamed.
"I shall start the design of the flying creature!" Double D exclaimed.
"Have fun with that sockhead. I got to go to get something to wear." Eddy said.
"Oh Eddy is so stubborn. Ed would you like to join me?" Double D asked.
"We should start the creation of the dreaded winged beast!" Ed exclaimed.
"Thank you for that Ed."
"I'll go get the mutant seeds!"
"That won't be necessary, Ed."