Gotc: Ok next chappie. Must. Write. Quickly!
Ace: You know you're not supposed to eat sugar with those pills!
Gotc:OHBUTITSOMUCHFUNANIGETTOWAVEATALLOFTHENICEPEOPLEINGPRETTYWHITECOATS!OOOODOIGETTOGOTOTHEFUNWHITEROOMWITHPILLOWSEVERYWEHRE?
Ace: Yeah...Anyway, Gotc would like to remind all of you from the inside of her nice soft room, that she does not own ygo, but will the day she takes over the world. God help us all...
Gotc :Oh by the way, thx to all of my reviewers!
yamisgirl13: Yes, blowing things up is fun!
ChakiChu: No you can never have too many. And the day we do, I'll write another.
Lady Kitara: Who wouldn't love it?
Lara Chubb of Deephollow: If you think that's funny, wait until next chappie...
Chapter 2:Cooked food is overrated.
Everyone always has a good time at the park. The savory aroma of half the city barbequing withing a single square mile of land, the sight of footballs and frisbees flying through the air...or trying to at least, but a good many of them just ended up getting caught in Yami's hair.
"Hey Pharaoh," Bakura grinned, "Have you ever thought about renting yourself out as a hat rack?"
"I don't know Thief, have you ever thought about stealing a brain?"
Yugi looked over at the impending fight as the two Yamis went at it.
"Ryou, if we don't do something they're gonna kill each other..."Yugi sighed
"Or someone else."Ryou said ducking from the shoe, "I'll take Bakura."
Meanwhile, Marik and Malik watched the scene from the safety of twenty yards. When the Pharaoh and Tomb Robber went at it, someone was going to the Shadow Realm. Still, that didn't stop it from being funny.
"We should do this kind of thing more often hikari..." Marik chuckled as he watched Yugi and Ryou try futilely to drag their respective yamis away from each other's throats.
"I still have money on the Pharaoh."
"Please, the Thief is gonna kick his-"
"Bakura! Knock it off our I will sick the vacuum cleaner on you when we get home!"
O.o...
Instantly, anyone and everyone within earshot began cracking up. Including several little children who had been trying, without success, to retrieve their frisbee lodged in Yami's hair. They would have had an easier time trying to defuse a nuclear warhead during a category five hurricane while being chased by rabid stoats on little motorcycles.
"A vacuum cleaner?" Yami howled, "That's pathetic!"
"Knock it off Yami," Yugi warned, "Or I'll make sure there's no power in the entire house for a week. Then how will you play your video games? Hmm?"
"NO!"
"Now who's pathetic?"
"Why you-"
A quick glare from both Yugi and Ryou ended another fight, sending all yamis off sulking in different directions. Yami went to practice his "make-one-comment-about-the-hair-and-I'll-send-you-straight-to-the-shadow-realm" glare on passing children, who usually ran off screaming. Bakura began chasing small and furry mammals, whether they be rodents of rabbit-like nature, squirrels, or those tiny dogs that old people like to drag everywhere and think are the most adorable things on earth, but annoy the crap out of the rest of the population, then go missing. Especially if Bakura was nearby. And Marik, who was very upset at the fact of his bet on the other two yamis being interrupted, began taking over other people's minds long enough to walk them into random trees then relinquish control and watch the interesting result that followed.
"I think I prefer them fighting."Malik said uneasily watching three different areas of the park blossom in chaos, "At least they weren't involving innocent people."
"Lunch is almost ready so they can come back now."
"Yami! Stop torturing the little children! You're gonna make them need therapy later in life! Marik! People bang their heads against stuff enough as it is! And Bakura! Leave the little animals alone!"
But Yami was being beaten senseless by a mother with her purse, Marik was now running in circles screaming "Zombies!" because Malik would take control of the people after Marik had sat back and watched the fun then turn them on him in an un-dead en masse formation, and Bakura? Well... The little dog he had been chucking stones and other items of various tonnage at had friends, and were now chasing him like a pack of wolves, but smaller and fluffier.
Finally after sorting out everyone's different "issues" Yugi, Ryou, and the three yamis sat at a picnic table while Malik cooked their burgers.
"Yugi, how do you want yours done?"
"Well."
"Ryou?"
"Same."
Marik?"
"Medium rare."
"Yami?"
"Medium."
"Bakura?"
"If it's dead, it's already too done."
"Bakura..."
"What? I like my meat so it moos when I poke it!"
"Well will you at least eat a burger, or something?"
"You got a cow in that basket of yours?"
"No."
"Then I'll be going. Maybe I can catch one of those evil dogs. They look tender."
"Bakura don't you-"
"You eat your food, and I'll catch mine."
Ryou could only sigh as he watched his yami stalk away, and pray that the next world war would not begin in the next hour, as a sleek limo pulled up and Kaiba and Mokuba stepped out, each holding an armful of fireworks.
Gotc: Short chappie I know. Hoping you guys liked it. Any way the chaos begins next chap, tho I may not be able to post for a while...like til Christmas... You know how it is, one parent lets you write, the other hates you for it. Ah well, sill keep and eye out, I may be able to get something out soon! Ttyl!