So they were all back at the fucking mushroom kingdom i dont know i havent done this shit in a while conker: well we got berri back
sanic: yeah no shit huba duba
conker: just shut up sonic
sonic knew conker could kick the shit out of him it happend before
(flashback)
sonic: so berri how about you come to my house for some fun
Conker: what the fuck
sonic: i can explain bro its not what it looks like man
Conker: falcon
sonic: oh shit
conker:punch!
sonic: ahhhhhhhhh
(flashback ends)
berri: well we need to find jr. And cherri before something bad happens
mario: i agree
so they went to sonics world
sonic: i will go look for jr.
conker: im coming with you
sonic: well you better keep up because its about to fast in this bitch
conker: i have a hover board
sonic: ok... SANIC SPEED!
so our to heros were gonna find jr. And it was a really cool montage with sonic and conker racing each other with the theme of sonic x playing in the backround
so they found jr
jr: hi dad
Conker: hey
then they went to the almighty hyrule
link: hey guys
everyone: hey
zelda: what are you doing here everyone
peach: (rachet girl voice) girl wot be yo problem
zelda: bitch aint nothin my problem
peach: bitch that aint what yo man say last night
zelda: (normal voice) wot m8!
link: she doesn't know what shes talking about
zelda and peach: (laughing hard) we know we were just joking
peach saw someone who looked like young link
peach: who this cutie
link jr: mmmmm i already have a girlfriend she is 21
peach: nice joke
zelda: he is not joking
peach: what
Liza: hi guuuuuuuuuuys
all the guys (except link) mouths drop
sonic: huba dubaduba
link jr and liza started to make out liza was 21 and she and link jr are boyfriend and girlfriend this not lisa simpson this is a different liza she was tan she has huge boobs yeah those bad boys are like basketball size also if you where wonder in what i look like in this fanfiction im like toonlink but black and white with a white hoodie and black skinny jeans also white and baby blue shoes and baby blue hat with a nes controller on it
liza: oh i found this poor little chipmunk on our porch
conker grabs cherri and uses the animation when link gets a item
cherri: ahh you son of a bitch
cherri then punched conker in the face but i was not effective
now link and zelda and liza and link jr have joined the party