I know I said I was going to post this Wednesday, but I decided to get it out today instead.
Thanks again to Day6 for the request. This one, as I mentioned before, is Cat centered, g!pCat, and takes place during the episode '#PeezyB' towards the end of the episode, when Sam walks in and sees Cat babysitting with another girl.
I don't remember the name of the girl who Cat got to help, so I call her Melissa. If that's not the name, feel free to let me know. I don't remember a lot of the episode, but I felt like with how Sam and Cat acted throughout the episode, such as how protective Sam was of Cat when she found out Peezy B made fun of Cat's outfit, and how they were towards the end, where I base this off of.
Some background on this one-shot, like I did for Sam's. Cat doesn't mind when people find out about her 'friend'. Not a lot do, outside of her family, and though Cat didn't come out and say, she doesn't shy away when asked. There are a couple of flashbacks in this, both will be in italics. The first will be how Jade found out, and the other will be when Tori found out. Nothing sexual between Cat and Jade, but some small amount for Cat and Tori. Also, the name of this one-shot/chapter will be explained near the end.
The Jade flashback takes place during season one of 'VicTORious'. The Tori one takes place early season four of 'VicTORious', before Beck and Jade got back together.
Thank you for following, favoriting, and reviewing the Sam one.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Sam & Cat', the characters, or the idea. Dan Schneider owns the show and characters. The idea is courtesy of Day6. I just came up with the plot and Cat having a penis.
No POV
"You're babysitting with another woman?" Sam asks, glaring at the blonde making tea in the kitchen, staring at Cat with her question.
"Well, you're out at all hours of the day. With your famous friends, breath smelling of ginger ale." Cat says with a pout, standing from her seat on the couch and crossing her arms as she faces Sam. "And when you are home, all you do is sit on your toosh, eating bacon." She says, her staring at Sam.
"I work all day." Sam says, sighing. "Excuse me for wanting to come home and have some bacon." She says, staring at the blonde girl helping Cat when she sees her leave the kitchen.
"Would you like some tea?" The blonde friend of Cat's asks both girls.
"Yes, Melissa. That would be lovely." Cat says, turning to face the blonde friend, a smile on her face, the irritation from Sam gone.
"And you?" Melissa asks Sam, a small smile on her face.
"Sure." Sam says with a smirk, watching as Melissa smiles and heads into the kitchen.
"Sam, what are you doing?" Cat asks, watching Sam head over to Melissa.
"May I help you?" Melissa asks when she sees Sam walk in.
"Can I see your elbow?" Sam asks, a fake smile on her face.
"Sure." Melissa says happily, holding her right elbow out for Sam.
"Thanks." Sam says, pinching Melissa's elbow, the helpful blonde passing out.
"Sam!" Cat says with a gasp, heading for Sam. "You made Melissa go non-conscious." She says, staring at Sam.
"Why are you babysitting with another woman? In our apartment?" Sam asks, offended, glaring at the passed out blonde.
"I have needs, Sam." Cat says, crossing her arms again. "You leave me here alone, all day, to watch the kids. I have no time to myself." She says, her pout returning.
"What needs?" Sam asks, picking up Melissa and dropping her in the hallway in front of their door, closing and locking the door behind her.
"Nothing." Cat says quickly, a blush forming on her cheeks.
"Wait." Sam says, confused by the blush. "What exactly does Melissa do for you other than help you babysit?" She asks, walking over to the redhead.
"When the kids are asleep, she shows me her body." Cat says shyly, sitting on the couch.
"What do you mean, she shows you her body?" Sam asks, concerned by the sudden shift in personality from Cat, sitting beside the redhead on the couch.
"Well, you know about my 'friend'?" Cat asks, avoiding Sam's gaze.
"Yeah?" Sam says, a blush of her own when she remembers walking in on Cat changing, Cat's friend half-erect, residue of Cat getting herself off on the bath towel on Cat's bed.
"Well, usually, I go to our room and use one of you bras to make the hard go away, but because you leave me with the kids all day, I don't get the chance." Cat says, keeping her gaze on the dining room table. "And when Melissa found out that I get hard, but can't rub it away, she started putting the kids in our room and removes her clothes, letting me rub the hard away." She admits fully, her blush growing.
"She just takes off her clothes and lets you jerk off on her?" Sam asks, pissed that Melissa would do that, never minding that Cat used her bras to get off.
"She just wanted to help." Cat says, trying to defend her passed out friend.
"So because you're horny, you'll let some random slut show you her body and jerk off on her?" Sam asks, glaring at the closed door.
"I told you I have needs." Cat tries to defend herself.
"Are you hard now?" Sam asks, looking down at Cat's lap, unable to see anything with how good Cat became at hiding her 'friend' from people at school and around the apartment so the parents don't freak out. "And you never told me who Jade found out about your dick." She says, forcing thoughts of Melissa out of her head.
"A little. It's been a while and Melissa sent me a pic of her in a sheer nightgown earlier." Cat says, starting to shift uncomfortably in her seat. "And why do you want to know how Jade found out?" Cat asks, slowly turning to stare at Sam.
"Just tell me. I let you use my bras to get off, and those few times you needed to get off when you somehow convinced me to shower with you." Sam says, a small blush on her cheeks when she remembers how hard Cat was that day.
"Fine." Cat says, giving in.
Flashback
During a sleepover that Cat convinced/tricked, depending on which girl you ask, Jade into going to, while getting ready for bed, Jade noticed that there was a slight bulge in Cat's pajama shorts.
"What's that?" The Goth asks, staring at Cat.
"What's what?" Cat asks, putting her spaghetti strap pajama shirt on.
"Why is there a bulge in your shorts?" Jade asks, eyes locked on the bulge.
"Oh." Cat says, bouncing, making the bulge bounce with her. "I have a penis." She says, pulling the pajama shorts down, showing her lack of underwear. "It gets hard sometimes." She says, playing with it like it's a toy, giggling.
"When did you get a penis?" Jade asks, stunned by the news.
"Sixteen years ago, when I was born." Cat says, kicking her pajama shorts off.
"We've been friends for over ten years. Why have you never told me?" Jade asks, forcing her gaze to Cat's face.
"Never came up." Cat says, starting to giggle. "Hee hee, get it. 'Up'?" She says, giggling harder.
"Put your shorts back on." Jade says, looking away when she notices it get harder.
"Why? The shorts feel to tight when it gets hard like this." Cat asks innocently, a pout on her face.
"Just do it. And no jerking off on me while I sleep." Jade says, climbing onto Cat's bed when the redhead finally pulls her shorts back on.
"What's jerking off?" Cat asks, fixing herself to hide the bulge, looking too natural for Jade.
"It's where you wrap your hand around the shaft of your dick and move your fist up and down the shaft until you cum." Jade says with a blush, turning away from Cat.
"Cum?" Cat asks, confused, as she starts to climb in behind Jade, her natual instinct to cuddle with Jade.
"The thick white stuff that comes our of it." Jade says, body tensing when she feels Cat cuddling up to her. "Cat?" She asks, staying still.
"Yeah?" Cat asks, letting sleep take over slowly.
"Pull back. I can feel your hard-on between my ass cheeks." Jade says, scooting away from Cat.
"But it feels good." Cat says, nearing sleep.
"I don't care. It's weird." Jade says, laying on her back.
"Kay kay." Cat says, falling asleep quickly.
Flashback End
"What did she do about it?" Sam asks once Cat finishes the story.
"Nothing. She saw it a few more times after, but each time she just looked away." Cat says, shrugging her shoulders.
"Who else knows about it, other than me, your family, and Jade?" Sam asks, leaning back against the couch, the story playing over in her head.
"Tori." Cat says, finally looking at Sam.
"How did she find out?" Sam asks, intrigued. "And what did she do about it?" She asks, curious.
"Well, it happened while we were filming an episode of 'The Funny Nugget Show'." Cat starts, looking away again, her cheeks starting to match her hair.
Flashback
Late one night, or early one morning more likely, since it was 12:30 on a Saturday morning, Tori and Cat sit on Tori's bed, Tori putting her laptop away after they filmed a new episode of their web show 'The Funny Nugget Show', keeping it downstairs so Tori's parents or sister don't hear them.
"That was a lot of fun to do." Cat says with a tired giggle, her head resting on the pillow.
"Yeah, it was." Tori says, a tired smile, thinking back on what they did after challenging themselves to stay up Thursday night to Friday morning, making sure they each stayed awake all Friday, just to film 'The Funny Nugget Show' with more exhaustion than usual.
"Tori?" Cat asks, forcing herself to sit up.
"Huh?" Tori asks, pulling her pajama pants up her tanned legs.
"Can you do me a favor?" Cat asks, an odd tone in her voice catching Tori's attention.
"What do you need?" Tori asks, turning around. "What the...?" She asks, seeing Cat pull her pajama shorts off, showing Tori her hardened friend.
"I need your help getting this to go away." Cat asks with a pout, pointing at her erection.
"Since when did you have a penis?" Tori asks, staring at the erection, frozen on the spot.
"I was born with one. Usually, it gets like this while I sleep, a few times while awake, but those ones go away while I shower." Cat says, staring at her erection.
"How do you expect me to get it to go away?" Tori asks, confused, eyes locked on the hard-on.
"Well, Jade told me about when you and she 'ate each other out', whatever that means." Cat asks, slowly looking up to look at Tori. "She said you were really good with your mouth, so I was wondering if you could make this go away." She says, holding her erection at the base.
"That's different." Tori says with a blush. "We were dating for a while, and I was curious about how girls had sex, so we watched some porn on Trina's laptop." She admits, trying to look away from Cat's member. "We got curious while watching a lesbian porn video, so we tried it out." She says, shrugging her shoulders, finally looking away. "I've never had a penis in my mouth before."
"Please. It's uncomfortable, and it won't go away." Cat starts to whine, her lower lip starting to shake as she pouts.
"I'm sorry, but I can't just suck you off." Tori says, recalling something she once heard Trina say with one of her elder sister's rare boyfriend's were over when Trina thought no one else was home.
"Well, what about jerking me off? Jade mentioned that when she saw it a while ago." Cat asks, remembering her sleepover with Jade when Jade first discovered her 'friend'.
"You want me to give you a handjob?" Tori asks, staring back at Tori's member, not exactly against the idea.
"Please?" Cat asks, looking at Tori.
"Fine. But you have to promise me you won't tell anyone I did this." Tori says, sitting on her bed beside Cat. "I mean it. It's not like the party bus. Tell. No one. I. Did. This." She says, breaking up the words. "Am I clear?" She asks, her hands on Cat's cheeks, making Cat look her in the eyes.
"Clear." Cat says, happy that Tori is going to help her.
"Good." Tori says, her right hand moving to Cat's member, wrapping her fingers firmly around it. "Damn, better than Daniel's or Steven's." She whispers, the girth a bit bigger than her last two boyfriends, not counting Ryder since they never did anything other than kiss.
"You did this to Daniel too?" Cat asks with a slight moan at Tori's hand's motions.
"Once. A few weeks before we broke up." Tori admits, eyes on her hand's movements.
A few minutes later, Cat cums on Tori's hand, arm, and pajama shirt. After cleaning up, both girls head to bed. What Tori didn't see was Cat sending a text to Jade, telling her what Tori just did for her. Upon waking up the next morning, Tori checks her phone for any missed calls or texts while she slept.
"Cat!" Tori yells when she sees the text from Jade.
"Whattie?" Cat asks tiredly, turning away from Tori.
"You told me you wouldn't tell anyone what I did last night." Tori asks, staring at the text.
"You did not make that clear." Cat says, the same tone as the party bus incident.
The text?
-So, Vega. Cat told me you jerked her dick off for her. How's her cum taste?- Jade W.
Flashback End
"She really texted that?" Sam asks, laughing when Cat finished the story.
"Uh-huh." Cat says, a small giggle herself.
"Damn. That's kinda hot." Sam says, looking down at her braless chest, seeing her nipples pointing out from the material. "So, want some help getting rid of that thing?" She asks, her hand resting just above the slight bulge in Cat's jeans.
"What do you mean?" Cat asks, her eyes going to Sam's hand.
"Well, you got off on that Melissa chick's body." Sam says, her hand moving to cover the bulge as both girls hear knocking at the front door. "I'll be back." She says, pushing gently off of Cat's lap, heading for the door. "Yeah?" She asks the woman at the door, irritated at being interrupted.
"Yeah, I'm here to pick up my children? Cat babysat them for me?" The woman asks, looking over Sam's shoulder.
"I'll get them." Cat says, getting up and tugging her shirt down in an attempt to hide her bulge.
A minute later, Cat comes out with the two boys they were babysitting, waving bye to the kids and their mom. "Forgot about them." Sam says, dragging Cat to their room.
"What are you doing?" Cat asks, surprised by Sam's eagerness.
"I'm gonna help you get that thing between your legs to calm down a bit." Sam says, pulling Cat in for a heated kiss.
"How?" Cat asks once Sam pulls away and starts undoing both girls' shirts. "As I was saying before the mom got here, I'm gonna let you get off on my body. Just in a different way than you did that Melissa chick." She says, starting to undo Cat's bra.
"How?" Cat asks, moaning slightly when Sam starts playing with Cat's A's.
"Well, first." Sam starts, undoing the button and zipper on Cat's jeans, pulling them down quickly. "My hand will be jerking you off, not yours." She says, pulling the boy short panties down, licking her lips at Cat's hard tool. "Next, before you cum, you're gonna finger me until I cum on your fingers." She says seductively, undoing her own jeans. "Then, after I cum, and you're on the edge from not cumming." She continues, her right hand gripping Cat's erection at the base, her left hand going to rub her slit. "I'm gonna blow you and swallow every drop you release." She says, licking the tip of Cat's penis as she jerks the shaft.
"Oh, that's nice." Cat moans out, pulling herself out of Sam's grasp by sitting on her bed, her legs being pried open by an eager Sam, who wastes little time in toying with the head and shaft of Cat's penis. "You're good at this." She says, her hand going back to keep her from falling on her back as Sam's hand slides up and down the shaft and her tongue flicking over the head.
"You can thank Freddie for that." Sam says, moving her hand to out as much of Cat in her mouth as she can, her tongue toying with the underside of the shaft.
"Huh?" Cat asks, confused, as her right hand goes to play with her right tit.
"He never wanted to risk getting me pregnant, and I never cared for anal, so I would always suck him off after our dates. I swallowed so there was no evidence, in case his mom or someone saw." Sam says, her hand going back to jerking off Cat, her tongue either toying with the head of the dick in her hand or lick the underside of the shaft. "My love of all kinds of meat helped too." She says with a smirk, jerking faster. "Let me know when you're close to cumming." Sam says, looking up at Cat.
"How often did you two do this?" Cat asks with a pant, looking down to lock eyes with Sam.
"Once or twice a day while we were dating." Sam says, keeping her mouth close to the base of Cat's shaft. "We kinda jumped into it early, dating a day and I was already sucking his cock, but the sexual tension between us before just crashed in when we started dating, so..." She says, flicking her tongue out to toy with the shaft.
"I'm close." Cat warns after a moment more of Sam jerking her.
"Have you ever eaten pussy?" Sam says, standing up and releasing Cat, smirking when Cat whines.
"No. Jade told me about the few times she ate Tori's." Cat says, giving Sam a look saying she wants to continue what they were doing before.
"Stand up." Sam orders, stepping back when Cat goes to grab her wrist.
"Why?" Cat asks, doing as she's told.
"Now, come over here and put your mouth between my legs." Sam says, sitting on her bed and spreading her legs, the motions spreading her pussy lips as well.
"What does it taste like?" Cat asks, kneeling between Sam's legs, eyes on Sam's spread pussy.
"You'll like it. Carly once told me I taste sweet." Sam says, smirking when Cat's eyes widen at Sam'd description of her taste.
"Like candy?" Cat asks, hopeful.
"One way to find out." Sam says, placing her left hand on Cat's head and gently guiding Cat to her mound.
"Kay kay." Cat says, eager to taste Sam now, her mouth quickly covering Sam's mound and her tongue flicking her clit and slit like she's licking and ice cream cone.
"Damn, not bad for a first timer." Sam moans, leaning back, her right hand going to her right C cup tit.
"Mmm." Cat moans, her next words mumbled by her mouth covering Sam's mound.
"What'd you say?" Sam asks, pulling Cat off long enough to hear her answer.
"I said you kinda taste like cotton candy. Which was weird because I though you'd taste like bacon or something." Cat says, quickly going back to eating Sam out.
"Stick your tongue in my pussy." Sam orders, spreading her legs more.
"Huh?" Cat asks, barely pulling away.
"Put your tongue in my pussy hole, the one you saw me putting my dildo in that one day after those British girls left." Sam says, recalling when, to get some frustration out, grabbed her dildo and masturbated in an attempt to relieve herself before Cat walked in and saw where the dildo was.
"Like this?" Cat asks, putting her tongue where Sam ordered, moving it side to side like she saw Sam do with the dildo.
"Just like that. Suck on my clit while you tongue fuck me." Sam orders, moaning at Cat's eagerness to please.
After a few minutes of Cat eating out Sam, Sam giving directions, Sam pulls Cat's mouth onto her more as she starts to cum, covering Cat's lower jaw and tongue with her juice. "Damn." Sam says, pulling Cat off of her. "You take direction well, Kitty." She says, standing up.
"What's anal?" Cat asks out of nowhere, remembering what Sam said about it earlier.
"It's where you get butt fucked." Sam says, standing up with wobbly legs.
"Huh?" Cat asks, eyes on Sam's tits.
"Here. I'll show you." Sam says, grabbing her slim dildo from her panty drawer and some lube. "Why do you want to know, anyway?" She asks, laying on her back on her bed, spreading her legs and ass cheeks with one hand taking the top of the lube off with her other hand.
"I don't know. I never heard Jade or Tori mention it before." Cat asks, watching Sam.
"Okay. First things first, since your ass doesn't produce it's own lube like a pussy does, or a penis to make it slicker to jerk or something, this is needed." Sam instructs, drizzling some lube on the head of the toy and using her hand to cover the toy with the lube. "For safety, cover the asshole as well." She says, using her middle finger to spread lube on her tight hole, putting some pressure to put some lube on the inside as well.
"Doesn't that hurt?" Cat asks, seeing how Sam tensed up with she got a knuckle of her middle finger in her ass.
"At first. Until you get used to it." Sam says, pulling her finger out and adding more lube to the toy and her asshole. "Do it enough, if it's your thing, and you bypass the pain easily. Especially with the lube." She says, now putting most of her middle finger in her anal hole, adding her index finger to loosen it up.
"What's the toy for?" Cat asks, looking at the one inch wide, five inch long purple rubber dildo in Sam's hand.
"This." Sam says, pushing the toy into her ass, moaning as it enters her.
"Has Freddie ever put his thingy in there?" Cat asks, her right hand slowly moving to her dick, instict making her slowly jerk off.
"Three things." Sam says, looking at Cat as she fucks herself with the toy in her ass. "One, it's called a dick or cock, not a thingy." She says, amused as she moans. "Two, no. Like I said, I never cared for it, but I got the toy and lube to get used to it." She says, her hand pushing and pulling the toy out faster now that's she's not feeling the pain of the toy in her ass, thanks to the lube. "And finally, why do you ask?" She asks, her free hand going to push a couple fingers in her pussy.
"Can I put mine in there? It looks kinda nice." Cat says shyly, her hand wrapped around her cock and sliding from tip to base.
"Wait, what?" Sam asks, stopping her hands motions, staring at Cat. "You want to fuck my ass?" She asks, not exactly against it like she expected herself to be.
"Yeah?" Cat asks, her hand slowly increasing its pace on her cock.
"Sure." Sam asks, still surprised, but curious. "Use the lube to cover it like you do when you wash it in the shower." She says, recalling when they shared a shower and she saw Cat lathering up her hand with body wash and cleaning her cock, Sam first thinking Cat was jerking off to her nude. Which she was, Cat just didn't realize it at first.
"Like this?" Cat asks, grabbing the lube from Sam's bed and putting some in the palm of her hand, covering her cock with it.
"Yeah." Sam says, feeling slightly mesmerized by Cat's motions. "Now, I've never had anything that thick in my ass, so push it in slowly." Sam warns, pulling the toy our of her ass and setting it aside to clean it later.
"I'm not that big." Cat says, putting the head in Sam's somewhat loosened ass, placing her hands on Sam's hips and pushing in.
"At full length, you're about two inches thick than the toy, and two or three inches longer. It's big enough." Sam says, throwing her head back with a moan, her right hand going to teasing her clit.
"Is that big?" Cat asks, now an inch and a half in Sam's ass.
"About the same size as Freddie. Just a little thicker, same length." Sam grunts as Cat pushes in. "Wait." Sam says, lifting her head to look at Cat.
"What?" Cat asks, eyes wide, when she thinks she hurt Sam.
"I know I said take it slow, but if you don't fuck me, I'm going to push you out, push you onto your back, straddle you, and ride you until you fill my ass with your cum." Sam warns, grabbing Cat's hips and gently pushing as a warning.
"Won't it hurt though?" Cat asks, concerned.
"If it hurts too much, I'll tell you." Sam says, her hands moving to playing with her tits as Cat starts to push in.
"Kay kay." Cat says, hesitant, but doing what Sam asked.
"Oh, better than I thought." Sam moans when cat starts to fuck her ass, keeping a gently pace as she goes. "Harder." She moans, back starting to arch.
"Kay kay." Cat repeats, placing her hands on Sam's thighs and pushing them apart, increasing her pace.
"Shit, fuck my tight ass, Kitty. Cum in my ass." Sam says, pinching her nipples and squeezing her tits.
"I'm close, Sammy." Cat warns, going faster and harder with each thrust.
"Already?" Sam asks, surprised since she's close to cumming already too.
"Watching you was sexy." Cat says, leaning down and putting he mouth over Sam's left tit, above the heart, as she starts to nibble and suck the area.
"Cum in my ass. I want to feel you cum." Sam says, moaning as Cat starts to leave a hickey above her heart.
A few thrusts later, Cat tenses, her cock pulsing inside of Sam, covering her anal walls with her cum, both girls moaning as Sam starts to cum as well, her fluids spraying out onto Cat's lower stomach.
"Cat?" Sam asks slowly as Cat pulls out.
"Yeah?" Cat asks, jerking slightly when her sensitive head leaves Cat's tight hole.
"We are definitely doing this again." Sam says, sitting up and kneeling down off her bed, cleaning off Cat's dick, glad that she keeps her back door clean at all times.
"So that's why Tori likes wearing those strap-on things with Jade, and why Jade said she loves when Tori takes her ass." Cat says when Sam stands back up, licking her lips at the taste of Cat's cum and the flavored lube Sam bought on the blonde's lips.
"I thought you said they didn't tell you anything about it?" Sam asks, wobbling as she grabs a dirty shirt and cleans up Cat's cum from her ass.
"They didn't call it anal. Jade called it Tori domming her in the ass." Cat says, shrugging her shoulders.
"Damn." Sam says, watching Cat's ass as the redhead skips to the bathroom, still nude. "Who knew Jade was a sub?"
I added the last line for one reason. I'm thinking of writing a Tori/Jade domme/sub fic. I was influenced by Quitting Time's 'The Real Me'. All I have planned are that Cat is a domme as well, Trina is Cat's sub, it'll be AU of the show, and Jade and Tori met at a sex club where Cat invited Jade and Trina dragged Tori. If anyone thinks it sounds like a good idea, let me know, and I'll start working on it after finishing 'Wild Girl' and the Relationship arc of 'Roommates'.
As I mentioned before, I won't be accepting any more request right now. After I post the last chapter of 'Wild Girl', I'll accept one request. No offense to everyone else, but Boris Yeltsin already told me he has an idea, so when I finish 'Wild Girl', I'll do his. The next request won't be until I post the final chapter of the Relationship arc of 'Roommates'. After that, I don't know.
Thank you for reading, hope this was good, and please review.
Blessed Be.