The camera panned around the arena, showing the fans screaming and staring the ring in anticipation.
Legendary Wwe ring announcer, Howard Finkle, entered the ring, while holding a microphone
King: well, lets go up to howard finkle.
The Crowd fell into a hush as The Fink started to talk
Howard Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for the Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble 2: Deadly Game!
The crowd stared anxiously at The Fink
Howard Finkle: Here are the rules. The individuals who drew number 1 and number 2 will enter, and after every minute, a new competitor will join the fray. A competitor is eliminated when they go over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. The last person in the ring after everyone else has been eliminated, will receive the 100 million dollar prize, and a spot at WrestleMania 33!
The Crowd erupted, knowing the appearance of the first entrant was mere seconds away
Howard Finkle: and now, let us all find out, who drew number 1!
ENTRANT #1 – GOTEN (DRAGON BALL)
The crowd cheered louder as a young boy, wearing an orange gi, with hair just like his father goku, entered the arena as the character select theme from budokai 3 was playing
Cole: looks like the first entrant is the son of last years winner, goku
King: earlier, goten seemed pretty confident
Goten walked down the ramp, smiling and flexing for the crowd
Howard FInkle: introducing first, GOTEN!
Goten ran down the ramp and leaped into the ring
Goten grinned from ear awaiting the next entrant
Howard Finkle: and now, who drew number 2
ENTRANT #2 – TRUNKS (DRAGON BALL)
The crowd continued to cheer as another young boy, with gray hair and wearing a blue gi entered the arena as "Rock The Dragon" played
Jr: ok, this could be interesting, their parents are rivals, so do you think they could be enemies tonight?
King: you never know. But I am wondering if they'll fuse into gotenks tonight?
Cole: fusion is not illegal, but if the gotenks gets eliminated, then both goku and trunks are eliminated
Trunks saw who was in the ring and sprinted down
Trunks leaped over the top rope and stared down goten
The bell rang
Goten and Trunks continued to stare down each other, both looking reluctant to start the match
Goten got up to Trunks and the 2 grappled each other
Neither gained an upper hand as both struggled to overpower the other
During the grapple, trunks swiftly elbowed goten in the stomach, stunning him
Trunks ddt'd goten into the mat
Trunks then proceeded to get on the top turnbuckle
Trunks dove off the rope in position for splash
Before trunks could connect the move, Goten lifted his knees up, blocking the move
Goten got up and lifted trunks to a standing position
Goten goes to the ropes and runs into trunks, clobbering him with a spear
Goten stands up taunting for the crowd as trunks lays on the mat
Goten turns torwards the stage as the 10 second clock appears
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
BZZT
ENTRANT #3 – PSYCHO DAD (MCJUGGERNUGGETS)
The crowd booed as an angry looking middle aged man, wearing a cap and t-shirt entered the arena
Cole: things just got more serious, now we have psycho dad
King: he is the first of 4 members of team juggie in this match.
Psycho Dad came down to the ring, slowly
Goten waited in the ring, looking nervous
Psycho dad stood up to the apron and entered the ring
Goten ran up to Psycho dad, causing him to big boot Goten
Psycho dad started stomping Goten
Jr: isn't this child abuse?
Trunks jumped on Psycho dad's back, temporarily stunning him
Goten runs up and dropkick Psycho dad, knocking him down
Goten and Trunks nod to each other and run up to Psycho Dad and nail him with a double leg drop
Goten and Trunks Shake Hands
Goten turns his back to Trunks and walks towards Psycho Dad
Trunks strikes Goten with a clothesline from behind, knocking him down
Psycho Dad leaps up and hits Trunks with a flying knee
The 10 second clock appeared
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
ENTRANT #4 – DIXIE CLEMETS (RUMBLE ROSES)
The crowd gave a massive pop to a blonde cowgirl, wearing a vest and chaps with a cow pattern on them entered the arena as "Yankee Rose" by David Lee Roth was playing
Dixie stood at the top of the stage, doing a dance consisting mostly of shaking her hips
Dixie threw her cowboy hat into the crowd and sprinted into the ring
Dixie ran in and immediately clotheslined Psycho dad
Goten ran up to Dixie and Dixie picked him up and Fisherman suplexed him
Trunks ran up to dixie and kicked her in the face
Dixie fell to the ground, holding her head
Psycho dad ran up and kicked trunks in the back of the knee
Goten ran up to psycho dad and hit him with a hurricanrana, sending psycho dad across the ring in a corner
Dixie snuck behind goten, spun him around and superkicked him in the face
Trunks walked up to Psycho Dad and started kicking him while he was on the ground
Goten grabbed dixie and forced her into the corner
Goten started punching dixie, but dixie was blocking the attacks with her arms
The 10 second clock appeared on the screen
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3..2…1
ENTRANT #5 JAR JAR BINKS (STAR WARS)
The crowd booed as an alien, with a head like a fish entered the arena
Jr: oh no,not this guy
King: he is so annoying
Jar Jar shouted…
Jar Jar: weesa win rumble!
Jar Jar ran down the ramp and into the ring
Jar Jar was speared immediately by Psycho dad
Goten, Trunks, and Dixie stood in a straight line, staring at jar jar, waiting for him to get up
Jar Jar stood up stunned as Goten, Trunks, and Dixie knocked him out with a triple superkick, knocking him backwards over the top rope and to the floor
1ST ELIMINATED – JAR JAR BINKS – BY TRUNKS, GOTEN AND DIXIE CLEMETS (0:23)
King: good riddance!
Psycho dad attacked Dixie from behind knocking her down
Goten and Trunks grab Psycho Dad and irish whip him
Goten and Trunks double hip toss Psycho Dad
Trunks puts his hand for Goten to shake it, but as soon as Goten grabbed it, Trunks kicked him in the stomach
The 10 second clock appeared on the titantron
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1
BZZT
Who will be next?
Will goten and trunks ever get along?
Will George lucas ever make Jar Jar less annoying?
Find Out Next Time
Most Eliminated – Goten, Trunks, and Dixie – 1 (tied)
Longest Time – Goten and Trunks (3:00)
Shortest Time – Jar Jar Binks (0:23)
Still In Ring – Goten, Trunks, Psycho Dad, Dixie Clemets
Eliminated – Jar Jar Binks